WTF? Eva is bottomless and pissed off and starting to kick serious ass. Someone fucked up by removing her thong. She went from Cuban Blunderwoman to Cuban Wonderwoman at a drop of a hat. Wow that is motivational. I see Petite Sela, all 85 lbs of her, well Fuck even I weigh 30 lbs more than her and seeing Eva's burst of energy, I get an idea. I find the tired Petite Sela, crouch down with one hand on her neck, the other on her crotch and try to lift her 85 lb body over my head in a gorilla press.
Me: I always wanted to do this and thought I was too small YAY!!
Crowd: Holy Shit!h
My arms struggle but I carry Petite Sela in a military press over my head and I walk to the side of the ring. I try to throw Petite Sela over te top rope, but being that I am only 5'4" she might be able to reach down grab the top rope rope