Two Against Thirty
I read another story on this forum - sorry cannot remember name and author (but you know who you are!!!) - about a Vegan PETA girl getting her ass beat by a girl trying to make an honest living. This story is not meant to offend Vegans (I am a Vegan myself) and please PLEASE do not start a Vegan vs. Nonvegan debate.
Are you ready Holly? I asked.
Oh yeah Mickie, now these self-righteous cxnts will get what's coming to 'em. Holly said as she flexed her neck, cracking her bones.
We stood outside a huge and well-lit house at 9 PM on a hot Vancouver summer. Much of the rich neighbourhood vacated for the Pacific with their surfs, speedboats, and yachts. Only this house is currently occupied, and occupied by a nest of evil sluts. Today we will punish these evil sluts. They've locked themselves in a huge house that's completely walled with stone, even the lawn. No one will see what happens inside.
Holly and I grew up in a farm 70km north of the city. We're not just sisters but best friends. A week ago, we drove down to the outskirts of the city to set up in a farmers market to have fun and promote our family's products. We are known for our beef and its been shipped to various supermarkets in the city. It would have been fun and we've done this every year! There were hundreds of farmers and customers eager to see what's fresh on sale but then these naked whores came up in their skimpy outfits, flaunted their sexy bodies, and held banners insinuating that we are murderers! No one had fun. These Vegans spoiled everything. The farmers' market disbanded because customers were having trouble coming in to park, because these bitches took over half of the parking area!
One of them came up and told me that I should be ashamed because I am a bloody murderer. She was a self-righteous bitch in a lettuce bikini and had a poster that read "PETA - Vegans Have Better Sex." And then another one of these bitches came up and said that meat is murder. Fuck these bitches. We made pennies that day and we had no fun. No laying under the sun, no picking strawberries, and shitty barbecue after as everyone was angry at these Vegans for ruining the day. No doubt the sluts happy though, to them they achieved a great victory and probably boasted about it on some blogs or shit.
Well, they are in that house together celebrating their victory with a party for Vegan chicks only. But it won't stay that way for long. Holly and I decided to punish them for good reasons - they spoiled our day, insulted our family and our livelihood. We will make sure they know that their actions will have a terrible price.
We decided to dress our best for this event. We each had on a pair of leather boots and belts but other than that we wore very simple. We're going to a fight and crash a party, not join in. We had on daisy dukes, shirts and our hair up in ponytail.
This bitch in a long summer dress with her long red hair flowing came out. She saw us and was shocked.
Um... Hello? Can I help you? This bitch said.
Yes you fucking Vegan piece of shit! We need your help. Holly said.
The Vegan rested her right hand on her hips and smirked at Holly.
What do you want?We want you to get fucked you protein deficient cxnt. I said.
Well well, what's with you? The Vegan said. Now she looked at me and crossed her arm.
I see you have that leather pair of boots. So why don't you be smart and get the fuck out befo-OUU! She didn't get to finish because Holly drove a fist into her gut. The Vegan was paralyzed and with a gentle push by Holly's fist, she was sent back a long way and landed on her ass, writhing in pain on the lawn.
Sisters... help...We walked in and saw a swarm of these Vegan bitches, some in bikinis and some in dresses. They were intertwined and tangled like a bunch of plant tentacles... Yuck!
So this is how Vegans are made, plantfuck? Listen up whores, today you pay! I said as I planted my foot on the beaten Vegan's stomach.
Surround them! A Vegan on the marble porch across the round pool said. I call her Mistress Vegan because she seems to be in charge as everyone of the Vegan minion bitches encircled us. The Mistress Vegan was almost nude. All she wore was two stick-on lettuce wraps for her tits and one for her pussy. I don't know how it stays on but I don't give a shit either. She then sat down and crossed her leg, waiting to watch us getting beat up. But that won't happen, its her lapdogs who will get their asses kicked, and then her!
Well well well. Looks like two bimbos came in and wants to get their asses kicked. I am going to enjoy this. She said.
You will pay, DEARLY, for costing us that day! I shot back and kicked the Vegan beneath my boots at her sisters. They helped her up and hurried her back.
Hahahaha! What makes you think you can make me pay? She asked in an arrogant voice.
Because you are protein deficient whores and we have beef, and we are giving you beef whether you want it or not! Holly yelled.
Pffft. I have no time for these two imbeciles with their protein myth. Girls, convert them. Make them join our sorority, we have a world to win.Holly and I backed into each other and raised our fists. We looked to our left and right and watched as sexy bodies, clad in lettuce bikini, summer dresses, and all shade and forms of bikinis slowly approach us. I can see the fear in their eyes. They are weak and they know it. But we have to be careful not to make a mistake. If one of them clubs us on the back of our heads it could be over.
How many do you count? I asked.
Twenty-five, no......Its... Thirty. We both said. There were 30 Vegan sluts, not including the one we just disposed and the Mistress Vegan sitting on her high horse. So there's 31 more Vegans in this house to clean up.
Get them! The Mistress Vegan yelled. Then the Vegans yelled and two ran at me with their fists raised. I raised my right leg and booted one of them in the stomach
OOUF! and she fell back. The other managed to throw a right but I blocked it with my left and quickly threw my own right and
AGH! and dropped her ass to the ground. I looked behind me and Holly was holding her own, dropping Vegans left and right with her fist. When I turned around a Vegan whore caught me off guard and slapped me but I dragged her wrist with me as I fell back and pulled her towards me before landing a knee on her stomach
OOOOOOO! and she knelt down gasping for air. I then felt a pair of hands trying to hold my arms back from behind and saw another Vegan bitch coming at me in the front. I instinctively raised my leg again and we both booted each other in the lower belly. My leather belt dissipated the impact from her soft barefoot but my leather boots on her lower belly caused an immediate
OOOOOOO and she instantly fell to the ground. Then I jerked my right arm forward violently, breaking free of the hold and hit the bitch holding me from behind with my right elbow.
Aghhh my nose! She yelled. I turned around and saw her holding her nose and looking at me through her teary and fearful eyes. I kicked her in the stomach and she fell with an
OOUF!How many you got sister? I yelled while staring away the enemy mob. I know I just dropped 4 sluts and their sisters were pulling them away from us as more stepped up and replaced them with readied fists.
I dropped 8! Holly yelled before ducking a punch and reciprocating with a nasty uppercut, hurling a Vegan bitch in white bikini off her toes and out of her flip flops crashing into the stone wall.
Now its 9! Come on you whores. Never fought before?Shit, I have to pick up my gain! I looked back at my enemies and we ran at each other. I raised my right arm and caught a soft neck in a clothesline. All I heard was
Aaagghukkk and then a
thud as she landed flat on the lawn. Then two Vegans came at me and had their arms raised trying to hit me with pathetic slaps and fists. I raised my left forearm and blocked them both, knelt down and punch one right in the belly button
OUGHHH! before jolting up and grappling the other.
Get off of me! My hair! I didn't care, I just grabbed her like a bear and her long blonde hair was caught in my bearhug. I then picked her over my shoulder and tossed her at her sisters and she helped me drop two more of these weak pathetic sluts as they were too weak to catch her without falling on their asses as well. Now I got 9 just like Holly.
COME GET SOME! I yelled! The sisters didn't even bother picking up their fallen this time, they just backed off in fear. One of them was so scared she was holding her boobs and chest with her hands and panting. Wait... That's the sanctimonious whore who came up and told me I am a bloody murderer! She's next, MWUHAHAHAHA.
You! You come here!What? Me? No! Ahhhh stop her stop her! She yelled as she turned tail and ran. But I caught up and had her in a choke from behind. As my forearm tightened she whimpered and clawed to get away, but to no avail.
Get away from her you bitch! Another Vegan yelled as she ran at me from the side. She landed a couple of punches on my face and then another behind me got a chop on the lower back of my head. I let go of the choke hold and almost blacked out. I was kneeling on the ground before these Vegans piled on me and started kicking me. Their soft bare feet didn't do much but they started to build up and every kick was beginning to hurt my belly, boobs, and face.
Pick her up! The Mistress Vegan said. They didn't pick me up. Wait... She meant my sister! I looked at Holly and each of her arms was held by a Vegan bitch. They were smiling as if they enjoyed it. Two more Vegans were throwing pathetic punches at her abs but would no doubt slowly get past her solid layer and shake her insides.
Make that bitch vomit out all the meat she's consumed, but don't let her puke on our pristine property, make her puke on her stupid truck! Hahaha I am loving this! Then lie her down so I can enjoy beating the shit out of her, again and again! Hahaha!You fucking bitch! I yelled at the Mistress Vegan.
Not only do you attack us in our farmers market, you want to torture another human being slowly! How evil are you!?Not as evil as you flesh-eating murderers!I needed to get up. Their kicks are really hurting.
Ouuf! Wooofff! Agghh!!! Fucking bitches. There's too many! Okay, I got an idea. I started rolling towards the pool and the Vegans kicking me followed.
Get her in the pool girls and chug her with water!No.... Its... YOU who will chug water! I yelled and with all the energy I had, I crouched up and grabbed two Vegans, with my shoulders on their bellies, and pushed as hard as I can and as much as my calves can burn...
Agh..... HA!AAHHHHHHHHH! The two Vegans yelled before falling into the pool, splashing the fucking water every fucking where. What a shower! And then the wind blew, its sooooo coool! Best feeling ever! I got up and felt a push and I fell into the pool. The two Vegans in there jumped on me and tried to chug me full of water but I grabbed onto the side as hard as I could as not to be pulled down. Fucking sharks. Then I saw a Vegan running at me getting ready to kick me in the face but I grabbed her ankles and pulled her in. She yelled
WOOOOP and splashed the water everywhere. So nice! Then I elbowed one of the girls behind me and turned around and started sinking the other underwater. When she stopped struggling I let go. Her belly was full of water no doubt. Two slightly better-off Vegan bitches pulled her out of the pool before laying down as their bodies couldn't hand much pain. Once I got out I didn't care what happened. I don't remember how many Vegan bitches I just dropped and I didn't care how many were left to beat down. I was tired and I just closed my eyes and let the wind cool me. It was the best feeling ever. Its so cool. But I was all wet. I took off my boots, socks, and belt and then my shirt and now I had on just my black bikini. I was daydreaming with my eyes closed because I felt like I am in heaven as the wind rushed around me and the water helped cool me off. Then...
Ouuf! I let out after a solid punch to my stomach. It actually made me double over. It was this one Vegan who called me a bloody murder, and was kicking me before I got up. She was rubbing her hand because she hurt her knuckles with that punch as much as it hurt me. She came at me with all the courage she had and threw a right fist at me, it knocked me in my face as I didn't bring my left up to guard in time. I stumbled back and she came at me again with another right. It landed again and I held my left cheek my left hand.
Hahahaha. She then raised her right for one more punch but I quickly shot my left hand at her.
Aiii! She spun 180 and I kicked her between her ass and she fell and face-planted on the Mistress Vegan's feet. I looked up at her and the Mistress Vegan's mouth was wide open and her eyes showed a mix of shock, anger, and fear. Fuck that bitch she will get it coming in time. Now I have to save Holly. I turned around and rushed towards my sister Holly. I ran in and tackled the two bitches throwing punches at her and rammed them both crashing into the stone wall. They fell down and lied there writhing in pain and gasping for air. I then looked at my sister, she smiled at me but I could see she was done. She took on most of the beating and couldn't stand on her own. Her belly was red and her lips were split.
You fucking bitch. I will teach you! One of the Vegan bitches holding Holly's arm said. She let her go and ran at me and landed at punch to my face and then followed up with a left to my boob. She then kicked me in the pussy and I fell back. I can hardly believe it, she actually know how to fight. I backed into the wall and she grabbed my throat and got ready to throw a punch but I jabbed her in her bicep and her grasp on my throat went lose. I stepped forward, grabbed her shoulder and headbutted her. She fell back but I followed up with a right punch, and another right punch to her face before pulling back both of my fists into a club and swung it from right to left, knocking her straight on her left cheek and dropped her onto the ground after a 180 spin.
Sit the fuck down grass eating bitch! I cursed.
I looked at Holly and this Vegan bitch was on top of her trying to choke her out. I ran at that Vegan bitch and soccer kicked her on the side of her ribs
AUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!, knocking her off my sister and she rolled off in agony. Did I hear a crack and broke a rip or two? The fuck do I care? I then felt a grapple behind me that pulled me up but I raised my heel and shot the bitch behind me straight in the pussy.
Owieeee. I turned around, picked her up in a bear hug, walked over to the pool and tossed her in.
SPLASH. I looked at Holly... and she got up! I saw this Vegan running at her with a fist raised but Holly caught it just in time and delivered blow after blow towards her belly
OUFF OUFF OUUUUFF OUUUUUUUUUFFFF... The Vegan fell and laid there motionless. Holly stripped herself and had on just her black bikini, like me. We're like twins. Did I mention that?
Holly and I backed into each other again and we looked left and right but we cannot see any enemies this time. We were surrounded by Vegan sluts, all of them with sexy lean bodies, but very bruised bodies. Many were writhing in pain and moaning in agony, some were motionless and knocked the fuck out. We were breathing very heavily as well... but... ugh... at least we are standing! Two against thirty and we fucking won! WON! 2 vs. 30!!! We looked at each other... our hair tie's nowhere to be seen and our hair was everywhere. Her lip was split and belly bruised and so where mine. Our knuckles were red from all the beating we handed out. We're a mess. We smiled at the fact we just triumphed over a horde of Vegan sluts, evil creatures of the dark who robbed us of a whole day of fun and business for our family. Then, we burst into laughter and then kissed each other in the lips to show our sisterly love. Nothing wrong with that right?
We've won. I said.
No... Not yet. Holly replied while rubbing her beaten belly.
The Mistress Vegan... We have to get her!We looked at the marble porch and the Mistress Vegan is gone! She disappeared but we will find her in this secluded mansion of theirs and pummel some sense into her weak body. Bitch! We are coming to get you! Let the Veganhunt begin!
