An Open Letter to Sage
Dear Sage,
I am sorry what happened yesterday but I think you might have deserved it. You were fighting yesterday and though you didn't ask for it, but you had it coming. I feel people on this forum needs to know what you truly are, because you are always so arrogant and likes to shit talk. You post on this forum and claim how everyone is skinner, how you're stronger, how you're sexier than everyone else and how everyone's jealous of your curves. Well you're kind of right... Who wouldn't find you sexy? I mean just look at you girl! Dayum!
But truth be told to everyone here that you're only boasting on this forum. Trust me, you can't fight because I saw you yesterday. You got your ass beat up and I know you probably won't post a reply here because you're humiliated. I wouldn't blame you though. But if you do reply to this open letter, please do not lie. Just admit the truth. And here is a word to all the readers; promise me no matter how much Sage denies what happened yesterday, she got her ass kicked, believe it.
It was a hot afternoon and Sage was hanging out on the patio of a Starbucks with a guy. She was wearing pretty much the same outfit in the picture. She was a bit too friendly with the guy sitting next to her. It seems like she was flirting with him, trying to seduce him and it was working. She slipped her feet out of her black Tory Burch flats (every basic bitch owns at least a pair of those
) and stroked his leg. The guy didn't seem to have a mind of his own at the time.
"Tell me I am hotter than her." Sage told the guy.
"You're... hotter... than her." The guy replied." Its like he was drooling.
"What about that thing you said you will do? And that other thing?""Not yet. First take me on a ride in that Ferrari of yours then I'll make you happy."Then they got up and I got a full clear view of Sage's body. Her belly was showing and was hanging over her tights. Her top was small and tight, so I could understand why the guy was drooling when staring at her boobs. Then this other girl came up and stood right in front of Sage. She's a brunette and I didn't recognize her but she had a fit body. She had long hair and and was wearing a shirt, daisy dukes and converse sneakers; a very simple outfit.
"I told you to stay away from my boyfriend you slut!"Ooooh this is going to be good. Sage was stealing someone's man and is being confronted.
"Your guy just finds me sexier. You're just jealous 'cuz you're skinny and I am sexier than you." Sage then tried to walk away but the brunette walked up right in her face. I could see that Sage was worried. She's hot but at 5'2 and 170 pounds, Sage isn't the fittest girl around okay? The brunette on the other hand was around the same height but I am guessing 115 pounds. She's very fit and I am certain she does cardio and is into fitness and training.
"Get out of my way Hailey, or I make you." Sage ordered in an arrogant voice. Clearly, she's trying to cover up the fact she's worried. I guarantee you when Sage reads this she will be like "oh I wasn't worried at all." Anyway, the girl's name is Hailey? Damn I am going to stalk her on Facebook after.
"Make me? You're going to make me leave? You tried to steal my boyfriend and you're threatening me?" Now some people are noticing Sage and Hailey.
"Honey go home, I will put this bitch's spell off of you." Hailey told her boyfriend.
"No don't leave." Sage begged, grabbing the guy's shoulder but Hailey pulled her hand off and the guy reluctantly drove away in his Ferrari.
"You bitch you ruined it!" Sage blasted.
"You bitch, you pissed off the wrong girl!" Haily said while tying up her hair into a ponytail like Sage's.
"What are you going to do? Fight me?" Sage asked smilingly, crossing her arms.
"No, I am going to beat the shit out of you so you learn what closing your legs mean." Hailey then threw a punch at Sage's round stomach.
Sage let out a short
OUF! and staggered back in shock, holding her stomach with both her hands. Now everyone on the patio noticed the girls. Sage was scared because Hailey exposed her weak spot in front of everyone. Sage looked around and everyone was whispering and another girl was pointing at her belly and Sage heard her say "heh, fat bitch is soft in the belly." Sage then threw a punch of her own at Hailey's stomach but her abs bounced back Sage's hit. I could see the fear in her eyes. But Sage quickly slapped Hailey in the face and I heard a loud
SMACK even from where I was enjoying the show. Now Hailey was pissed. She punched Sage in the face and she fell back quite a few steps before crashing onto a table, knocking over a couple's iced tea and muffins.
"What the fuck fight somewhere else!" They cursed. Hailey grabbed Sage's throat and was readying another punch before Sage kneed Hailey in the pussy, stunning her, and started running away.
"Ugh... oh NO you don't! Come back here!" Hailey chased after Sage. Of course, to be able to tell you this story I followed them.
After a few, Hailey caught up to Sage in a small park where Sage was doubling over with her hands on her knees because she was out of breath. Sage has really bad stamina but I didn't expect it to be this bad! We only ran for what, like 30 seconds? I walked into the park and sat down on the bench. I took out of my phone but... shit the battery's too low for recording this. But at least I got front-seat view.
"Now you get what's coming to you for stealing people's boyfriends, you fatty." Hailey said. Sage went up and grabbed her hair but Hailey punched Sage in the stomach, making her go
OUF! before aiming for her face. Sage got her guard up but it was just a distraction as Hailey threw another punch at Sage's bare protruding belly. Sage let out another
OUF! before doubling over and staggering back in pain. Hailey let Sage catch her breath for a bit even though she didn't have to. Why? She had Sage where she wants why didn't she just go in?
Hailey went for Sage again after giving her a couple seconds of rest but this time Sage readied her fist and threw lefts and rights at Hailey. She threw a couple of punches and Hailey was doing good blocking them but one did manage to hit Hailey's nose and knocked her head back. Hailey touched her lips and it was bleeding. Sage laughed and went after her and grabbed Hailey's hair with her left and started punching with her right again and again. She was hurting Hailey's head and I heard the terrible hits. Ouch... Damn!
"What now bitch!?" Sage taunted before pulling Hailey's hair with both her hands and tossing her around.
"UGH stop pulling my hair you fat slut!"Shut the fuck up bitch I am going to beat the shit out of y-AAHHH!" Sage said before Hailey grabbed her hair. The two girls were both pulling hair. They were bending left and right, pushing back and forth, but Hailey knew how to fight. She raised her knee into Sage's stomach, making her go
OOOOUUUU! and sending her on her tip toes. But that wasn't enough; Hailey kneed Sage in the stomach again
OOUFF! and again
OOUUFF! and again
OOUUUFFFF! over
OOUUUFFFFFF! and over
OOOOUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF! and over
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUFFFFFFF! for a total of 6 more times before stubborn Sage finally let go of Hailey's hair. This time she didn't double over or fall back, she instantly dropped to her knees the moment Hailey let go and started rubbing her round fat stomach while panting very heavily for air.
Huff huff huff. You know, the sound girls make in porno.
Huff huff huff.But Hailey didn't have enough fun and I honestly don't think Sage had enough because she kind of deserves it. Hehe, sorry Sage
. Anyway, Hailey pulled Sage up by her hair and Sage very reluctantly stood up, holding her stomach with one hand and her hair with the other.
"Please... *cough* stop... pun *cough* ching meeeeee... *huff huff huff*.""I am not done yet." Hailey then looked at me.
"What you looking at!?" She asked. Then I told her I was just enjoying the show. And then Sage looked at me through her teary eyes and I saw in her eyes she was hoping I'd stop the fight and that she was so scared of being humiliated. She's scared of being humiliated because she recognizes me and she was probably wondering "OMG what if he posts about this on the Internet!?" Well Sage, I am posting this right now and you're probably reading this! HAHAHA! I gestured Hailey to continue and told her that Sage probably deserves it.
"Glad you agree." Hailey said before...
...sending her hard knuckled fist right at Sage's belly button in an uppercut fashion
OOOOOUUUGHHH!!! before grinding her fist around in her belly button, twisting left and right and causing Sage to show all sorts of painful but sexy facial expressions, like her O-shaped mouth and her bulging eyes. I could only imagine how painful it was for poor Sage.
Hailey then pulled her fist out of that whale belly and pulled it back before driving it again at Sage's solar plexus
THUD and
WOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF... ahhhannnff ahaaanfff hufff hufff hufff. I saw Sage going on her tip toes and her heels popping out of her flats.
Hailey then pulled her fist back again and delivered a terribly hard jab in an uppercut fashion at just above Sage's belly button and I heard a loud
WHOP and saw her flabby gut and skin going in a ripple effect like a drop in a bucket of water. She went
OUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sage didn't just go up on her tiptoes, this time the punch almost lifted her feet completely off the ground and out of her flats, and right at that moment Hailey pulled Sage's hair hard and let go, sending Sage tumbling into the sandbox and her Tory Burch flats flying in 2 directions. I knew Sage was done. She's fat, weak, and has no stamina. Getting punched in the stomach for Sage is equivalent to
sprinting 10km, so imagine how bad it was for her getting like so many punches and knees in her fat, rounded and protruding stomach? I walked up towards the sandbox and saw a messy and beaten Sage. Well I guess fight is over. But Hailey...
"Get up you bitch, I am not done." Hailey said. Woah... I am shocked. What did Sage do to possibly piss off Hailey this much? Sage was lying there curled up, holding her fat red and bruised belly and writhing in pain.
"Come on get up. You think you are sexier and stronger than everyone? My body type will totally destroy you, you pathetically weak loser!" Hailey pulled a near-motionless Sage out of the sandbox. She knelt down rested Sage's back on her other thigh so her belly was set up like a dinner table, except Sage's stomach wasn't flat. It was round and very soft. I stood there and saw what looks like a turquoise gem belly button piercing with gold trimmings on Sage. It was cute and on her belly, it was sexy. "You proud of this belly? Sage?" Hailey said as she rubbed and stroked Sage's stomach. Hailey pinched her flabby gut and shook it, sending waves across her fat midsection.
"I don't see why you are so proud of this, you are out of shape. You need to work out more!""AT LEAST I AM SEXIER AND YOU ARE JEALOUS OF MY CURVES!!!" Sage shot out with all the breath she's got. Come on Sage you just said the stupidest thing at the stupidest time! I facepalmed as Hailey raised both of her arms up high over her head to form a single, mighty, unstoppable, and out-of-this-world demi-godlike Super-Saiyan kamikaze-with-a-trillion-pounds-of-fucking-dynamite powerful fist. I saw the anger in her eyes and the fear in your eyes. Her fists were locked and balled up so tightly that the veins on her forearms were visible. Holy shit, be ready Sage. I am saying your prayers at this point.
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" Hailey yelled as she brought her fists down and onto your completely unprotected, out-of-shape and jelly belly. She was like She-Hulk on PMS and period hulksmashing the ground, except the ground isn't the ground, its your terribly weak and soft but sexy belly. The impact sent your four limbs up into the air and your head went up with an O-shaped mouth and bulging eyes. You went
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF before all that iced coffee and cookies you munched down back at Starbucks came out of your mouth.
At this point you fainted, Sage. You don't know what happened afterwards but let me tell you. Hailey let you go and you rolled off of her thigh. You laid there motionless. Hailey told me that you've been picking on her or her friends since high school and now that she's matured and learned how to fight, she could get over your weight advantage. So she decided to punish you the next time you pissed her off. And when you tried seducing her guy, that crossed the line.
And remember my foreword to all the readers; promise me no matter how much Sage denies what happened yesterday, she got her ass kicked, believe it. Next time Sage tries asking who would me, she or her sister, she or this other girl. Don't even think about it, just rest assured that it doesn't matter who wins, Sage lose. Okay? I hope you read this far Sage. You can't fight. End of story.
Sincerely,
Love your other best friend
