Round 3 Previews Group 1 (no winners predicted)Jill St. John vs Sharon Tate: Jill has a sexy, soft looking body whilst Sharon has a more leaner looking body. Both seem sweet although Sharon appears to me to be one more likely to get into a fight. Looks can be deceiving. Jill is often picked on because she looks soft and so has learned to fight to show otherwise. Sharon is on the light side and so is also the subject of attacks for ‘easy’ victories. But Sharon is agile and quick and often surprises the ‘bully’. I see this fight in the clothes they are wearing in the photos except Sharon removes her sweater to show a light blue bikini. I see this fight being a more feminine and demur slap off with Jill and Sharon taking turns with face, body, leg and butt slaps. The fight escalates in punches to the belly and bosoms but no punches to the face. The final escalation is to alternating kicks to the thighs and butts. Then returning to body and breast punching intertwined with slaps until one woman can no longer take it.
Raquel Welch vs Tuesday Weld: A bikini fight at Raquel’s home swimming pool. Any fight with Raquel will be a catfight no matter on the agree rules before hand. The same could be said of Tuesday so expect this to be a catfight war. Raquel is thrilled to have a ‘smaller’ opponent for a chance and will try and toss Tuesday around by the hair while kicking her. Tuesday will try and tackle Raquel or pull her down by the hair to get her on the ground. I see the fight ending in a double scissors with Raquel’s lean thighs and Tuesday’s fleshier ones fighting for dominance and the submission. Hard hairpulling will be added with hair strewing all over the poolside and in the pool as the two squeeze each other. If Tuesday can get Raquel’s larger chest between her legs she will win. If Raquel gets Tuesday’s smaller waist between her thighs, she will win. Oh yes, expect lots of scratch marks on the legs as the two fight in their mutual scissors.
Luciana Paluzzi vs Cathy Lee Crosby: A hot blooded fiery Italian against a cool, athletic blonde. Luciana will try and turn this into a nasty catfight where her explosive temper will be an advantage. Cathy Lee will try and keep it more a technical fight where her greater athleticism is an advantage. The catfighter trying to rip her opponent apart and the athlete trying to get her opponent into submission holds. In any case expect those blouses to be ripped off and Cathy Lee’s stocking destroy in the fight.
Farrah Fawcett vs Barbara Bach: Farrah has shown she can fight. She beat her [l]Charlie’s Angels[/i] costar, Jaclyn Smith, and barely lost to tough looking Edy Williams. Barbara Bach has yet to prove herself. She fought Goldie Hawn to a standstill but was overwhelming by Loni Anderson. Pride is at stake here. I see this I see this fight starting out by the two women grabbing the lapels of each others outfit. The toss each other around. Barbara manages to rip Farrah’s zipper until her while bare legged body suit rips open enough to expose her tits. Barbara’s jacket is already wide open. The exposed breasts are too inviting a target and both attack. I would say Barbara has the advantage her as Farrah’s large protruding nipples are easy to grab and twist whilst Barbara’s are hard to find. Also Farrah’s breast stick out more and are easier to grab than Barbra’s whose are flatter and seem more like an A-cup than her claimed B-cup. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if Barbara even bit into those inviting nipples.
Farrah’s advantage comes in that she can rip off Barbara’s short, torn jeans whilst Farrah’s crotch is much better protected. Can Barbara twist and tear Farrah’s nipples and breasts off before Farrah can rip Barbara’s bush and pussy apart?
Annette Funicello vs Nancy Kwan: Nancy has been out Christmas shopping. She comes across Annette Funicello walking her dog. (Hey, this is L.A. and a warm day so they can dress that way.) Nancy makes fun of Annette’s dog and the way she is dressed. “Hey chubby, you shouldn’t be out in your bed clothes walking that piece of stupid fluff. And you certainly should cover your chubby thighs.” Says Annette “Where did you find that outfit. That is the silliest looking fluffy fur I have ever seen. Better the fur is on the dog. And I have a woman’s legs, not those skinny matchsticks you have.” Annette’s sees fins the fur on Nancy’s boots and latches onto it with her teeth. Nancy kicks the dog away which is too much for Annette. “Leave my dog alone!” She latches onto Nancy’s hair forcing Nancy to drop her packages and sink her fingers into Annette’s hair. Soon the two are rolling on the sidewalk pulling hair, slapping and kicking with Annette’s dog running around in circles and yipping. Annette grabs one of Nancy’s packages and tries to brain her. Nancy manages to unhook Annette’s dog leash and tries to wrap it around her throat. Soon both women are fighting for possession of the package and the leash. Who wins?
Loni Anderson vs Edy Williams: My guess is that this will be a nasty catfight. The smart, sophisticated, even tempered blonde (as in Jennifer Marlowe of
WRKP in Cincinnati against a hot tempered wild brunette. Slaps, hairpulling, kicks and attacks on prodigious breasts will abound. Edy is used to being the biggest chest around and doesn’t like coming in second place to the size of Loni’s huge and natural boobs. Loni is proud of her chest but will decide later that she needs a breast reduction. The two fighters will try to establish tit superiority by smothering their opponent into unconsciousness. Both have enough flesh to spread out and cover the others mouth and nose. Will the bigger, heavier Edy be able to get Loni under her and smother her or will the cleverer Loni find a way to smother Edy with her E-cup monsters?
Victoria Principal vs Pam Grier: No one can doubt that Pam Grier loves to fight and is one of the meanest, dirtiest fighters around. Least anyone think that Victoria Principal is not up to the task should be reminded that she is unbeaten so far. She outfought Adrienne Barbeau and tore Stefanie Powers apart. she may look sweet but when pushed can get as nasty and dirty as Pam. Don’t look for any mercy or hesitation to inflict pain in this vicious catfight. It will be fast and furious with claws finding every part of the body as well as the faces, hair and crotches. Both women will lash out with beautiful, sexy and strong legs. Pam has the stronger looking legs but Victoria looks faster and more agile. One might expect Pam to kick Victoria senseless but Victoria may find a way to nail Pam between the legs., dropping her like a rock.
Senta Berger vs Stefanie Powers: I must admit that this looks like a mismatch to me on paper. Stefanie is taller but Senta is heavier and stronger looking. She certainly has the larger thighs and arms. Stefanie has the advantage in being much faster so it may not be the mismatch one might think. Senta will attacked determinedly but in a plodding way. Stefanie will try to dodge and direct hits and counter attack. I see Senta always moving forward attacking with Stefanie backing up, biding her time and counter attacking. If Senta can connect with powerful blows or kicks it will be curtains for Stefanie. But Stefanie may get in more hits and wear Senta down until she can kick and smash Senta at will. Keep in mind that Senta has had two tough fights with tough, nasty fighters in Martine Beswick (barely won) and Pam Grier (drew). Stefanie lost her matches to Linda Evans and Victoria Principal. I may be wrong but it doesn’t seem to be that Linda and Victoria are as vicious as Martine and Pam. I would be willing to bet that Senta comes into this fight in worse shape than Stefanie and that will give Stefanie an even chance to win.
