To be informed properly we booked both ladies way before they decided to take an assignment one week before ours, to fight each other so we had to take a step back and think about this very hard. Here are some of our thoughts and said is meant to be sarcastic in any manor.
For all the fans out there calling for the rematch, I need to correct some misconceptions. First, the cost is almost prohibitive, considering the clip store takes 40% off the top. The ladies need to be compensated appropriately. We will not pay $1,000. each. As a businessman this makes no sense. The producers who do pay this must know something we don’t . . . or they are just so infatuated with the spectacle that they don’t care. This is not a goldmine as some would believe. It must make some economic sense. Second, there should be limits so that no one gets injured and a winner can be determined. Uncontrolled hair pulling is great for the sadist, but not particularly sexy or interesting . . . in our opinion. Third, the suggestion that this be held in a venue other than our well padded ring is ridiculous. A hotel room is potentially too dangerous for two such aggressive women. Think about it. Comments welcome.