[Glamour Fights]

Jill St. John	Martine Beswick
29 years old	28 years old
5'6” 118 pounds	5'5” 128 pounds
36C-22-35	35B-25-37

Fight preview: There are those that think Jill is the sexiest redhead around but they think she looks to be ‘feminine soft’ and rather sweet. Still she has won all four matches although against women with losing records: Tuesday weld, Britt Ekland, Sharon Tate, and Nancy Kwan. Maybe not the toughest of opponents but she beat them soundly. This fight will be a real test of her mettle and fighting desire / abilities. Is she a softie or does she have what it takes to win against the toughest opponents. Martine is also very sexy and there are those who say sexier than Jill. On one has accused her of being soft. To the contrary she has the reputation of being tough, mean, and a dirty fighter. Marine lost by a point to big Senta Berger, 4 points to a very tough Sybil Danning, and had an excruciating loss to Linda Evans by a point. She was so pissed after that that she just destroyed Victoria Principal She likes to go after soft looking women like Jill and tear them limb from limb. She took one look at Jill’s soft looking curvy body and licked her chops. Will Martine underestimate Jill and how tough she can be? Will Jill show she is a true Bond girl who can fight with the best of them?

Ann-Margret Olsson	Barbara Bach
28 years old	22 years old
5'5" 120 pounds	5''7” 116 pounds
35D-23-35	36B-24-35

Fight preview: Ann-Margret has dominated her four opponents: She has had convincing wins over substantial opponents in Lindsay Wagner, Dian Parkinson, and Cathy Lee Crosby. She absolutely demolished Sherry Jackson. She loves to fiht and has shown she knows how to use her dancer’s legs and stamina to perfection. If she can’t take her opponent early she will wear her down and exhaust her. The real Barbara Bach has failed to show up so far. She fought Goldie Hawn to a draw but then lost to Loni Anderson (bigger than her) and Farrah Fawcett (who some think is the best Charlie’s Angels fighter. She had a disappointing loss to Suzanne Somers. Expect Barbara to get in close to Ann-Margret to take away her legs and make it a real hairpulling catfight. Barbara just knows she can out hairpull and out claw Ann-Margret.
 

Suzanne Somers	Cathy Lee Crosby
23 years old	25 years old
5'5½” 118 pounds	5'7½” 128 pounds
35C-23-34	35B-23-34

Fight preview: Suzanne is known as Miss Thigh Master. When she can get her powerful thighs around her opponents they quickly beg for mercy. She did this to Edy Williams and Jaclyn Smith but couldn’t do it to Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) who has a spectacular set of sexy gams herself. After losing to Cassandra, Suzanne took her anger out on Barbara Bach. Cathy has been a bit of a disappointment to her fans. She beat Joey Heatherton but lost to nasty Dian McBain and to Luciana Paluzzi. Cathy refer to Ms Paluzzi as that soft, Italian, Palooka which apparently made Luciana mad enough to go after her with no holds barred. Cathy was infuriated by her manhandling by Ann-Margret. She is bound and determined to avenge that loss on her next opponent. Cathy is a trained athlete but probably has to learn how to be a nasty catfighter. If she gets mean enough she should be able to take Suzanne. But Suzanne knows how to catfight and could end up dominating Cathy.

Linda Evans	Sharon Tate
27 years old	26 years old
5'8” 125 pounds	5'5” 112 pounds
34C-24-34	36B-22-35

Fight preview: Linda Evans loves a good fight. She believes she can win it all. She beat up on her arch rival, Stefanie Powers but had a tougher time in beating Adrienne Barbeau. She struggled to beat Martine Beswick who jumper her early and almost made her submit. She Linda found a way to fight back and eke out a win. Linda was again jumped by Pam Grier. She fought back and actually took control of Pam. But the comeback took too much out of her and Pam eventually got the best of her. .She figures to make mince meat of the slight Sharon. Sharon has faced very tough opponents, losing to: Raquel Welch, Elke Sommer, and Jill St. John. She has been practicing her judo and karate moves. The judo will allow her to use Linda’s size and strength against her. The karate will allow her to stop Linda dead in her tracks and put her down. Linda says, “Bring it on, sweets, and let’s go for it! Give me your best shot!” The real question is the two very hard physical nasty fights against Martine and Pam have taken too much out of Linda?

Elke Sommer	Adrienne Barbeau
29 years old	24 years old
5'7" 125 pounds	5'3½” 120 pounds
36B-22-36	34DD-22-35

Fight preview: Elke has been one of the toughest fighters so far but against losing opponents: Nancy Kwan, Sharon Tate, Britt Ekland, and Tuesday Weld. The book on her is that she is strong, fast, skilled, and determined. Adrienne Barbeau has yet to win but has given good fights against Victoria Principal, Linda Evans, and Sybil Danning. She showed improvement in her last fight, losing by the narrowest of margins against the bigger Senta Berger. She says her competition has been a lot tougher than Elke’s. She doesn’t think that much of Elke saying “She doesn’t look all the strong to me. I shall over power her.” Some have suggested that Adrienne is a lot nastier and dirtier than Elke. That Elke is untested, that Adrienne has been unlucky and that she will make Elke beg for mercy. Elke just laughs at this and replies “Adrienne will beg me to stop but I won’t.” Adrienne responded, “I am battle testing and she has just faced pieces of fluff. Wait until she gets into a real fight. I will batter her senseless.”

Farrah Fawcett	Sherry Jackson
22 years old	27 years old
5'5'½” 113 pounds	5'4” 120 pounds
33½B-22-33	36C-22-35

Fight preview: Farrah is offended that there are those that say she to too light and fragile to win many fights. She answers “I’m as tough as anyone and more skilled than most.” She did beat her co-star Jaclyn Smith but then lost toin her first fight but has been doing worse and worse each subsequent fight. She lost to  the bigger Edy Williams followed up by what she considers and embarrassing loss to Barbara Bach and then was beaten up by Cassandra Peterson.  Sherry has been even more inept than Farrah, losing all her fights to Diane McBain, Joey Heatherton, Ann-Margret, and Luciana Paluzzi. But all these fighters have shown they are good fighters. Sherry is looking forward to get her claws into the slender, even skinny, Farrah. Farrah thinks she will toss Sherry on her fat ass and keep her there.

Luciana Paluzzi	Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
32 years old	20 years old
5'5" 122 pounds	5'7" 118 pounds
36C-24-36	34D-21-34

Fight preview: Both Luciana and Cassandra are not all that well known on the fighting circuit. Luciana has acquitted herself well She got off to a slow start drawing with Dian Parkinson. But then beat Lindsay Wagner, Cathy Lee Crosby (in a squeaker), and Sherry Jackson. Cassandra also drew her first fight with Loni Anderson. But then she easily defeated oldie Hawn, Suzanne Somers, and Farrah Fawcett. They seemed evenly matched in their record and physically. Luciana will get her Italian temper going and Elvira will resort to tricks only “the mistress of the dark’ knows. Which one will be left with the most hair? Both women are fighting to establish their reputation so it will be a harder fight than usual.

Loni Anderson	Dian Parkinson
24 years old	25 years old
5'5” 120 pounds	5'7" 128 pounds
38E-25-36	37D-23-37

Fight preview: Two stately big busted blondes go at it. Dian is used to having her breasts dominate her opponents. She runs up against Loni who later on had her breasts reduced as they just kept growing bigger and bigger. Loni has used her breasts effectively to smother her opponents. She drew with Cassandra Peterson but then conquered Barbara Bach (in a walk over), Edy Williams (by a nipple), and Jaclyn Smith. Some observers believe Loni may be wearing down as Jaclyn gave her a harder battle than they expected. Dian drew against Luciana Paluzzi. She claimed it was because she didn’t know Luciana and by the time she figured her out it was too late. She lost to Ann-Margret, no disgrace there. Then overcame Joey Heatherton with her size and Diane McBain, also with her size. Most feel her victory over Diane was her best as Diane is a very nasty fighter and Dian matched her in viciousness. If Dian continues the same viciousness against Loni most people think she will win. If she goes tit to tit against Loni she will lose. 

[petelv]

I voted.


pete

[byline]

My favourite fight is also the closest one here: Loni Anderson vs Dian Parkinson. Two big busted women trying to smother the other with her biggest offensive weapons. Blonde hair scattered everywhere. Being a body on body breast smother fight I have to give the edge to the slightly bigger Dian. On second thought maybe to Loni with the bigger breasts to smother Dian.

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[CrashCorrigan]

I voted for Martine, Ann, Cathy Lee, Linda, Elke, Sherry, Cassandra and Diane.

Fight I'd most like to see is Elke vs. Adrienne, nude.

Toughest vote was Martine over Jill.