[Glamour Fights]

Diana Rigg	Martha Hyer
18 years old	32 years old
5'8½" 130 pounds	5'6"125 pounds
34B-25-36½	36½C-23-35

Fight Preview: I see this as a classic catfight. Diana is just a fledgling actress just 18 years old. She has not yet learned the judo she will learn for The Avengers. She will fight like a teenaged girl. Look for the schoolgirl pin and the full body pin to be part of her main arsenal Also hairpulling, slapping, hammerlocks, and chokes from behind and rolling on the ground. Martha is an experienced fighter at 32 years old. She had played a tough woman in many westerns. She had just filmed her fight with June Allyson in My Man Godfrey and loved it. Admittedly June was on the small side. Diana is not being taller and heavier than Martha. Martha also likes classic catfights instead of the hard punching and toe to toe slugging style of men fighting. I see Diana having the enthusiasm and quickness of a youth and Martha using her more womanly techniques. Certainly a lot of action standing up as they yank each other around by the hair and slap at the same time. And lots of rolling around action on the ground as each tries to get on top of the other. I see Diana being able to get on top of Martha more often but Martha knowing how to reverse and get on top of Diana better. An even fight right down to the wire.
Fight Review: As expected a real woman against woman classic catfight. The younger Diana could slap harder but the more experienced Martha knew how to slap more effectively. Diana was the better coordinated and able to take Martha down. But Martha knew how to use Diana’s hair to put her on her back where she could work Martha over. A back and forth battle with Martha’s experience paying off in the end.

Ava Gardner	Stella Stevens
34 years old	20 years old
5'5½" 128 pounds	5'5" 120 pounds
36C-23½-37	37C-22-36

Fight Preview: Another fight between an older experienced woman and an enthusiastic younger one trying to make a name for herself. The difference in this one is that Ava is meaner than Martha is while Stella is not as athletic as Diana but loves a good catfight. This match has the intensity of older brunette trying to teach an upstart blonde a lesson and the blonde trying to show the brunette she is over the hill. This fight will be quite vicious. Stella will rip Ava’s gown off and Ava will show us what Stella has under that sweater. Hopefully she is wearing very little under the sweater. Hair will definitely be pulled out and there will be scratches all over the bodies of both. Again this should be a close fight of an experienced older woman against an energetic youth. Stella can outlast Ava but Ava will inflict more damage early. Will it be enough?
Fight Review: Another fight that lived up to expectations in viciousness. Only this time the younger woman ended up dominating the older one. At first the women were more intent on tearing clothes, ripping out hair, scratching, slapping and kicking. Once the women were just in shreds of clothes with bodies mainly exposed Stella took over with some well place kicks. She was able to out kick Ava as Ava tired and got winded. Her sore sides from panting were made more sore with well placed kicks to the sides and kidneys. Then it was with knees to the chest and belly and feet to the crotch. Ava went down. Stella jumped on her and began slapping away and ripping out hair when she wasn’t busy mauling Ava’s tits.

Lisa Gaye	Mamie Van Doren
21 years old	23 years old
5’5” 125  pounds	5'4"120 pounds
36C-24-36	36D-24-35

Fight Preview: Ever since Lisa Gaye playing 2nd fiddle to Joi Lansing on The Bob Cummings  S how, at least in fan mail, she has had it in for blondes. Mamie Van Doren just loves a good fight be it against brunettes, blondes, or redheads. Lisa will try to over power Mamie and “put the soft blonde on her fat ass where she belongs.” Mamie will counter with her long, sharp nails. Lisa will try and put Mamie in various punishing holds. Mamie will just worry about inflicting pain and damage. Which style will prevail in the end?
Fight Review: Mamie gave Lisa and even bigger mauling than Stella gave Ava. The plain true is that the blonde is one of the worst brawlers around. What she lacks in size she makes up in ferocity and speed. Lisa tried hard to be just as vicious, nasty, and dirty but it just isn’t in her personality. Lisa put up a good fight until she tried to get dirty and kneed Mamie in the pussy. This sent Mamie off in a rage and was just a flurry of claws, fists, teeth and who knows what else. Lisa said Mamie was a dog, well it true she found out it is better to leave sleeping dogs lie.

Jayne Mansfield	Ursula Andress
23 years old	20 years old
5'5½" 118 pounds	5'5" 125 pounds
42D-18-36	37C-22-36

Fight Preview: One of the hottest sex symbols in the U.S. fighting one of the hottest sex symbols in Europe. Any fight with Jayne eventually involves some breast mauling and breast smothering. Ursula is used to out muscling her opponents but Jayne is stronger than she looks. Her training with her muscle building boyfriend has helped her build stronger muscles but still look feminine. Ursula will be surprised when she tries to over power Jayne. Jayne figures Ursula is tough but doesn’t look or act like much of a catfighter. She will be surprised by how much of a catfighter Ursula is. Ursula will try and crush Jayne’s boobs between her powerful legs unaware that Jayne has strength to help prevent this. Jayne will try and breastsmother Ursula into oblivion and will be surprised what Ursula is willing to do to her boobs to prevent this. Which tactic will out?
Fight Review: As noted Jayne turned out to be stronger than Ursula expected. So Ursula’s game plan of out muscling Jayne went by the wayside as Jayne offered much more resistance than expected. Jayne’s game plan of smothering Ursula with her huge tits worked well. A couple of times she had Ursula’s face covered and almost smothered her unconscious. Each time Ursula responded by sinking her nails into Jayne’s boobs until Jayne had to pull back. Jayne got her revenge by clawing and twisting Ursula’s firm tits that stick almost straight out. In the end Ursula did get Jayne’s already sore tits crushed between her powerful thighs. Jayne was forced to surrender or get her ribs broken. A narrow win for Ursula who came close to losing this fight. Poor Jayne, she has fought some of the toughest women and has lost several of these fights by the narrowest of margin. A little better luck and she could have been one of the leaders at this point. Ursula has been the leader to this point, crushing most of her foes. We shall see how this close win affects her confidence.

 

Angie Dickinson	Claudia Cardinale
25 years old	18 years old
5'5" 120 pounds	5'8" 138 pounds
35C-23-36	37C-24-37

Fight Preview: Angie is proud of her legs. They are sexy and strong and she knows how to use them. She may also try and use a police restraint hold to subdue and choke Claudia. Claudia thinks her legs are sexy and stronger than Angie’s. She has been on a mission since losing two fights to destroy her opponent. She wants to prove to Sophia, Gina, and the rest of the world that she is the best Italian fighter in the contest. I expect Claudia to be a whirlwind of nasty action and Angie defending to fight her off. If Angie can use Claudia’s tactics against her, then Angie will prevail. Otherwise she will fall victim to a very angry Claudia who feels she has something to prove.
Fight Review: Claudia continued her mission to destroy her opponents and win this tournament over Sophia and Gina as well as everyone else. Angie came out expecting to do some hairpulling and slapping but mainly get involved in a wrestling tussle  where she figure her legs would prove superior to Claudia’s. Claudia would have none of that. When Angie was expecting to lock up with hands buried in hair Claudia surprised her with several powerful punches to the face and head. As Angie reeled Claudia added body, boob, and pussy smashes that did Angie in. She never recovered as Claudia kept up the pounding until Angie was knocked out completely.

 

Yvonne Craig	Mitzi Gaynor
19 years old	25 years old
5''4” 120 pounds	5'6" 125 pounds
37C-23-35	36C-21½-36½

Fight Preview: For those of us who like strong yet well shaped legs, this fight is a dream come true. Two dancers with powerful thighs and calves. And with lots of stamina. His will be a leg battle from start to finish. Whose legs will prove superior? This is one of my favorite fights of this group.
Fight Review: What a leg lover’s dream this fight turned out to be. Two women with gorgeous and powerful dancers’ legs with lots of stamina. Each proud woman wanting to prove her legs were not only sexier, but stronger than the others. An entanglement of legs throughout the fight. Thighs squeezing thighs, legs entwined around legs in various leg locks. The leg battle went back and forth as the women rolled around and fought with legs wound around legs. The end came down to a double figure four leg lock. Whose legs would win out in the end? Both women gave it all they had. Legs began quivering from exhaustion and strain as each woman refused to submit and each put more pressure than she thought she could on the other. Finally a ‘pop’ was heard from one knee. It was Yvonne’s. She had never submitted to Mitzi but her knee gave out first. Perhaps a lucky break for Mitzi as it looked like this one was headed for a draw.

 

Elizabeth Taylor	Brigitte Bardot
24 years old	22 years old
5'3" 120 pounds	5'7" 120 pounds
36D-23-37	35½B-19-36

Fight Preview: A top sex symbol brunette against a top sex symbol blonde in another classic catfight. Elizabeth is short but she knows how to use this to her advantage over taller women. She also has a real fighter’s mentally underneath that apparent soft personality. That trait will be demonstrated years later in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf? Brigitte is continually having to prove that she also has the spirit of a fighter as others keep going around saying she doesn’t like to fight. She is fast and athletic. Both women know how to pull hair and to catfight so I expect this to be a vicious, nasty catfight.
Fight Review: Many were expecting Elizabeth to teach Brigitte a lesson in this one. There were those that said Liz was on the soft side but Liz has a temper and, as everyone knows, a woman in a rage can be formidable. There were those that said Brigitte is a peacenik and doesn’t have the heart or determination to face a wildcat like Liz. The truth to both these assertions is somewhere in the middle. The plain fact was that Brigitte was just too fast for Liz to really get her claws into her. Brigitte’s reach advantage due to her greater 4” height allowed her to strike with hard slaps and even hair yanking them moving quickly back out of the way. Liz got frustrated with this hit and run tactic. She charge at Brigitte as hard as she could. But Brigitte embarrassed her by side stepping then kicking Liz on her large ass to send her face first into the sand. Liz barely laid a hand or foot on Brigitte while Brigitte continually landed some good shots until Liz collapse in exhaustion and couldn’t get up.

 

Joan Collins	Joi Lansing
23 years old	27 years old
5'6" 125 pounds	5'’5” 120 pounds
38C-23 1/2-37	38½D-23½-35

Fight Preview: Yet another extremely sexy brunette against an extremely sexy blonde. This also looks like mean spirited, nasty brunette against a sweet blonde. Don’t be fooled. We know Joan can be vicious with her claws extended. But Joi can be equally vicious and nasty with dirty tactics. She has been attacked by many brunettes who see her as a soft blonde so she has learned how to be just as nasty for her own self-protection. My guess will be that both women will try and leave the other bald, then stripped and nude on the floor.
Fight Review: This is the kind of catfight many of us love most. A classic sexy brunette going against a classic sexy blonde. Joan’s fighting style is catfighting as expected from this all woman. Leave the man style punching to women like Linda Evans she says. All claws and teeth with nails going after everything. Long blonde hair like Joi has is a particularly favorite target. She likes to latch on to it and then yank her opponent around by it. What Joan didn’t expect is that this is the type of fight that Joi excels in also. She has been attacked by many brunettes and so has learned to fight ‘feminine’ catfight style through necessity. As it turns out she actually enjoys it. She loves taking on a brunette who sees her as a model like weak blonde bimbo. She takes great joy (or is it Joi?) in returning fire with even more fire. Such a battle took place with claws ripping hair, clothes, and skin. Teeth sunk into flesh. Fingers ripping between the legs when given a chance. An even fight but in the end there was more dark hair littering the floor than blonde hair although gobs of both were strewn about. Joi had out catfought Joan which surprised many observers.

[CrashCorrigan]

I voted for Martha, Stella, Lisa, Ursula, Claudia, Yvonne, Brigitte and Joan.

Toughest vote was Stella over Ava.  I think Ava has been underrated, perhaps because of her age, but she was in good shape and something of a wild woman at that age, based on what I've heard.  But in the end, I, too, picked youth.  Might've been different in real life.

Controversial vote might be Yvonne over Mitzi.  I think both have been underrated.  They are strong dancers with muscular legs, especially on the stocky Yvonne.  The pic of Mitzi seems to depict her in her 40s, when she was doing her TV specials, and was obviously one of the hottest cougars of all time.  Mitzi should be kept in mind for a '70s sex symbol tourny, along with Raquel Welch, who also became a cougar megababe.

[petelv]

I voted.

pete

[Glamour Fights]

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