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Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess

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Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« on: January 15, 2016, 10:32:53 PM »
Amazon Floor Jansen, the goth metal singer who not too long ago had a fight in the ring with pop princess Katy Perry and tore the much smaller and in comparison delicate Californian Dark Horse singer to pieces, has met her victim again at a movie release party in New York where she immediately began making fun of her and, when Katy demanded that she'd leave her alone, even slapping her around, amused at the angry but helpless pop singer reeling from one side to the other.
Suddenly, however, her amusement was cut short by the interference of tennis star Venus Williams who told Katy's torturer to stop and pick on a woman of her own size instead.
Venus, who matches Floor in height, even if not entirely in weight, has since been rumoured to have a particularly soft spot for Katy Perry. She gently brushed the pop princess to one side out of Floor's way, assuring her that she'd 'take care of the ugly bitch' and that Katy 'will have nothing to fear from her ever again in the future'.
Floor, furious at Venus' intervention, accepted her challenge and confirmed she'd fight her in the ring where she'll 'take her apart like a rag doll and afterwards make the little puppet Katy Perry pay a heavy penalty of pain through her own hands' for Venus' 'stupidity'.

Katy attends the fight between Venus and Floor in the arena with mixed feelings; while she believes that Venus can put a stop to Floor's attacks she feels ambiguous about any upcoming sexual attentions through Venus, anticipating she could be at the mercy of the tall, muscular woman who might try to enslave her.
Frantic plans of how she may get rid of both overwhelming amazons are running through her mind already prior to the fight...

The fight starts; the two 6'1" amazons circle each other in crouched wrestling poses, then catch each others' both hands; and with arms raised and fingers locked, their muscles straining, they begin their test of strength in which Katy Perry - perched on the edge of her seat, wide eyed, and nervously biting her fingernails - is the prize...




Floor Jansen: 34 years, 6'1", 79 kg

Venus Williams: 35 years, 6'1", 72 kg
  
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2016, 10:38:12 PM »
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2016, 10:48:57 PM »
Above: Venus Williams has been said to have a soft spot for pop singer Katy Perry since she interfered when Floor Jansen took meeting Perry at a public event as an opportunity to intimidate, bully, and again physically dominate, the frightened California Gurl.

Below: Floor Jansen wasn't satisfied alone with making Katy Perry sound like an inferior karaoke contestant in a battle of voices onstage and successively beating her up in the ring - she now keeps bullying her, enjoying her power over the pop star, but has not anticipated a woman who matches her size interfering.
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 10:54:51 PM »
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 11:57:36 PM »
Jeez! You never give us an "easy" choice....

Lemme see....

6'1" singer....OK, that's pretty darn impressive... I mean, to push those musical notes up THAT FAR....

against...

6'1" world class, Olympic and World Champion athlete.....

Darn, I tell you, this is just too daggone close to call!

(guffaw!)

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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2016, 12:31:48 AM »
Katy Perry has doubts about the enormous, heavily muscled tennis star's protection and attention towards her: 'But, Venus, are you sure we're even of the same species?'
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2016, 05:46:22 PM »
Are you kidding me? Venus would decimate Jansen and leave her floored (pun). There's no contest here whatsoever.
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2016, 11:17:03 PM »
Are you kidding me? Venus would decimate Jansen and leave her floored (pun). There's no contest here whatsoever.
People can overestimate the lean muscle look. I arm wrestled a female competitive body builder and she struggled before she pinned me, and I arm wrestled a much more ordinary looking girl and lost in about the same way because she knew what she was doing a lot better than I did. Floor just doesn't train to lose all body fat and keep only the muscle fibre but I would guess she's still strong like hell.
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2016, 03:50:33 AM »
What precisely are you calling 'lean muscle' because I have a definition in my mind and Venus does not fall under it. The girl is built. Like a brick house.
I'm not sure how much you know about muscle groups, but body builders and weightlifters actually have very poor physiques when it comes to fighting. More muscles do mean more power, but theirs aren't shaped for 'performance' at least not a well rounded one. They're set to do one thing (looking strong and lifting weights respectively). It's crippling overspecialization in the strictest sense. They can't throw a decent punch, they've reduced flexibility, and because they (along with many) subscribe to the idea that bigger brawn = stronger bod, their overconfidence in their railroaded strength actually makes them more vulnerable than someone with a lesser physique... but is fully aware of their capabilities.

Venus is a tennis player. Perhaps the best tennis player of our time, if not, the best female tennis player of our time. She knows her bodies capabilities inside and out. Furthermore, despite have a musculature that looks like it's been carved from stone, she's not bulky. She can't be, she plays tennis. She needs speed, strength, stamina, and top notch reflexes. The whole shebang and then some.

Floor looks... average. I wouldn't put her as being 'strong as hell', from looks alone I'd put her at having average strength for her size. I'll give you some benefit of the doubt and allow the possibility of her having above average strength, but that's not going to put her on par with Venus. Not even close. And as for her body fat's softness hiding sinews of steel? I can't see Floor having much to boast (more than KP perhaps, but not Venus). And you've seen Venus right? Have you noticed that she's got quite a bit of 'body fat' on her as well? Yeah, landslide win for Venus.
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2016, 11:11:41 AM »
I think you might be mixing Venus up with Serena?

I agree that Floor would be destroyed against Serena - but Venus isn't as strong as her sister. I think it would be an excellent contest, with Venus finally showing significantly more muscle endurance than Floor and defeating her, but with their initial strength very evenly matched.

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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2016, 02:14:51 PM »
Yes, but also no. Serena is the better tennis player of the two (that I mixed up) and a great deal stronger, but Venus is no slouch either. Remember, they're still sisters, and arguably the best doubles pair ever. However, I stand by my word that Venus would steamroll Floor into her namesake. Serena could beat Floor with a look.

On scales of one to ten.
Floor: Strength-6, Speed-4, Stamina-6, Flexibility-4, Reflexes-6
Venus: Strength-8, Speed-9, Stamina-8, Flexibility 8, Reflexes-10
Serena: Strength-10, Speed-8, Stamina-10, Flexibility-7, Reflexes-10

There's no contest either way, but it's like comparing a snowballs chance in the Sahara on a hot day and a snowballs chance in hell on a bad one. It hasn't got a chance either way.
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2016, 03:35:45 PM »
Interesting conversation. Anyway, Katy Perry can only hope that Floor Jansen doesn't win this, even if Venus might turn out only as the lesser evil for her.
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2016, 12:14:56 AM »
Floor is a big thick chic that would beat about 95 percent of the women.  Venus is not one of them.  She is black amazon who is a high level professional athlete.  And Serena is a complete different beast.  She could probably beat most MMA chics in fights.

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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2016, 01:04:50 PM »
So when can we expect the finale to this match-up?
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Re: Floor Jansen vs Venus Williams: Fighting Over The Pop Princess
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2016, 02:36:30 PM »
Soon I hope - this will be a battle for the ages!