This is one war that is as old as any war waged throughout human history.
To many I'm sure it seems silly at first how something probably so insignificant has divided us.
But you have to understand its so much more than an outside appearance and style. Its part of our code, our DNA, it signifies our genetic make up.
And for centuries these bozo brunettes have stuck their noses in the air as they look down upon us blondes. Believing their so high and mighty all cause they have brown hair.... Well I feel the same way about my flowing golden yellow hair!!
I love to flaunt it in a brunettes face as she gets a nice good look at golden perfection that is the dominant hair trait. See that angry look they give me as I whip my hair around right in there faces then turn around and give them my eat shit smile

To my three brown haired rivals right now
@Fit Vicky: Honey you messed with the wrong blonde amazon. I'm gonna show you what domination is all about when I'm through with you.
@ Tracy S: Ready to step up to you hun and give you a nasty taste of blonde fury.
And to my greatest rival.. @Asian Muscle. Your gonna feel the wrath, might, fury, strength, power of Polish Blonde Muscle!!
To all you other brunettes. Step up! If you want a taste of this blonde amazon!!