Two tall beanstalks each of whom experienced the humiliation of being defeated by merely 5'7" tall Katy Perry in fights past face each other. Which woman will stand her ground to avoid being the ultimate loser in this battle of defeated girls?
Aluna Francis, member of the electro pop duo AlunaGeorge, has usually been proud of her physique, slim and standing 5'11" tall. While touring through England and Wales, she was not happy after flirting with a man who turned out to be Britain's tallest woman Jessica Pardoe's boyfriend, and being approached by that lady herself who told her in clear terms to 'leave her man alone or bear the consequences'.
Aluna literally looked the 6'10" towering rival up and down before saying, 'I'm not used to being spoken to in this tone, you beanpole, and he didn't have a tag on which said he's your property.'
Jessica was not going to have Aluna talking back at her. She stepped up close to the pop singer and said mockingly, 'Not many girls even reach my chin like you do, but you hardly have any reason to feel big about that, have you? You're still a dwarf to me whom I'll fold in halves and tear in the middle without breaking a sweat!'
Aluna, unimpressed, replied, 'Oh, really? Perhaps, I should just remind you of the day when a dwarf called Katy Perry who doesn't even reach your shoulders gave you the best beating ever in a ring, you freak of a clown?'
'So what the fuck?!' Jessica now shouted at her. 'The same woman kicked the shit out of you when you had a go at her! I'll get her another day! Let's forget that bitch and talk about us!'
'Talk? Talk?? I don't need to talk about you, you damn whore with too much attitude! I'll simply tear your hair out and stuff it down your throat!'
'Go ahead and try touch me, you ugly bitch! I rip you apart and make you so sorry you'll pray for never meeting me again!' Jessica said, putting her enormous hands on her hips, glaring down at Aluna menacingly.
Aluna was determined to end this quarrel to her advantage. Her full pride in herself welled up when she raised her hand and slapped Jessica's face.
Jessica, stunned at first at Aluna's attack, quickly recovered and slapped her rival back.
One moment later, the two beanstalks, one excessively tall, the other less so, stood with their legs apart tearing both handed and violently at each other's hair. They turned into furies when each girl started to scratch the other's face, and to rip her top to shreds. Aluna wrapped her long arms around Jessica and squeezed her in a bear hug. Jessica nearly spanned Aluna's waist alone with her amazingly long fingers and squeezed, too.
Aluna looked up at Jessica, her face dripping with sweat and her mistreated hair clinging to her cheeks. 'Give up, you whore, or I annihilate you!'
'Give up yourself, bitch,' Jessica, sweating no less than her enemy, replied with clenched teeth, 'if you want to stay alive!'
Aluna let go of Jessica's body and continued to rip out handfuls of her enemy's hair. Jessica wrapped her arms around the shorter girl, lifted her, and slammed her onto the floor. Quickly, Aluna got up and started raining slaps up at Jessica's face which made the tall girl stagger and nearly lose her balance. Finally, Jessica fell backwards after Aluna pushed her with all her strength, but clinging to her opponent she pulled her along and down onto the floor. The two furious girls rolled around and over each other, still tearing at each other's hair, and now entangling their legs. Jessica tried to scissor Aluna's body with her exceedingly long legs while Aluna struggled to bury Jessica's head wrapping her long arms around it. Emitting grunts and screams of pain and anger, they continued a fierce, bitchy fight, tearing hair, scratching, spitting at each other's faces, and ripping each other's clothes to shreds...
Aluna Francis: 24 years, 5'11"
Jessica Pardoe: 22 years, 6'10"
