This dumpy English bitch Jane keeps mouthing off and insulting me, and I have about had it. As a respectable wife and reasonable person, I can tolerate a lot, but only so much. She actually has the nerve to tell me she will beat me in a catfight and humiliate me too. Taking her challenge up, we have decided to meet in mini dresses (which look a lot better on me) to sort this out. I look her over and sneer, the blonde troll just does not measure up, as we ready ourselves for a no frills catfight.