Great British 🇬🇧 Celebrity Catfight - Round 7

[joxx]

Usual rules apply:

1.  This is a fantasy. Any issues please let me know.
2.  No resemblance of any person is intended or should be implied.

After destroying Tess Daly comprehensively, Rhian has the taste for vicious confrontation. She finds herself double-booked into the same dressing room at the London Studios as Kerry Katona. The inevitable catfight ensues...

[joxx]

Wow - the fans of celeb catfights sure love Rhian. She demolished the slapper Kerry by a margin of 2 to 1!

Any UK celebs who you think Rhian should challenge next?

I'm thinking one more fight for Rhian. Should she win, then she can have a shot at the current champ, Mel B...

[psubill]

How about Beccy Barr ?

[joxx]

Oh aye - she was mentioned before. She certainly seems fit enough - but is she known much outside NW England?

[knowlesey]

Maybe she should fight Alesha Dixon!

[joxx]

Nice idea Knowlesey. That could work out very sweet for the next match, depending who wins. AD certainly has the stats and the attitude

[knowlesey]

  Put it to the vote and i'll write the story.

[joxx]

The question on some of our everybody's mind, on a wet Friday evening in the UK though, is - does Alesha have big enough tits?

Silliness to one side, I think your idea is spot on. Will go and prep this one and hold over on the one which I had planned...

[joxx]

Rhian v Alesha now posted - thanks Knowlesey

[joxx]