Ellen, 19 year old recording/singing artist, gives an impressive appearance when she indulges in one of her hobbies outside the recording studio - singing in the streets of London, standing at her imposing height of 6'2".
Katy Perry would hardly have known of Ellen's existence had her friends not pointed out the young woman's characteristic way of interacting with her audience during live performances - comparing herself to well known pop stars and ridiculing them stating how much better than them she is.
Katy watched her bantering and singing on the Internet and changed from being amused to being enraged when coming across several sequences recorded on different locations at various events during which Ellen publicly picked on her and encouraged everybody to agreeing with her that she sings
'a thousand times better than squeaky little Katy Perry'.
Katy kept having a close eye on Ellen, and one day she had enough.
That was the day when she turned up in a place where Ellen was said to perform in the street shortly.
She watched the girl from afar for a while; Ellen, still unaware of Katy's close vicinity, predictably started mocking her to a laughing audience. To rub things in, she successively performed a song by Katy's enemy Taylor Swift.
Ellen, singing Taylor Swift after making fun of Katy Perry:https://instagram.com/p/5z0X7JvWZ1/Suddenly, she stood face to face with Katy - or, from Katy's view, rather face to chest while Katy tilted her head back to look up at the tall girl whose chin she barely reached.
'Would you mind, bitch? Your jokes are getting old, aren't they?'
Ellen stared down at 5'7" Katy from her elevated height and let out a shrieking exclamation. 'OMG!! It's her!'
'What do you think you're up to, huh? You think you're better than me? Not as far as I can hear since I've done you the honour of paying even attention to you!' Katy continued unperturbed.
'Wow,' Ellen said mockingly, 'look, we're having a celebrity in the midst of us today! Awesome fucking Katy Perry! Hahaha!'
Katy was getting increasingly furious. She drew herself up, almost standing on her toes, and hissed at Ellen, 'Girl, you'll stop your nonsense, from right now to forever, do you hear me?'
Ellen looked down at her as if pitying somebody very unfortunate, 'Oh well, I hear you talking, little Katy, but that's alright as long as I don't have to hear you singing!'
'You bitch!' Katy shouted. 'One more word and I...'
'And you what?' Ellen interrupted her. 'You're gonna shoot whipped cream from your tits at me and drown me in it, or what?'
Katy had nearly tears in her eyes realising that the self confident girl would never stop making fun of her. Challengingly, she said, 'If you think you're better than me you have to fucking prove that to me and everybody else!'
'Do I? Then, why don't I do that right here and now? A competition between you and me! Do you think you can handle that?'
'You bet I do, you obnoxious bitch!'
And so, Katy and Ellen began a singing competition to determine who is the better singer.
However, before that happened Ellen challenged Katy to an armwrestling match and told her that apart from that Katy would also have to full on wrestle her. - 'Oh, you stupid girl, look at yourself, you're so skinny I'll break you in the middle like a twig.' Katy commented.
'You funny, stumpy thing, so you really think you can wrestle me?' Ellen asked in disbelief. 'Oh, okay! But don't sue me for compensation when I put you across my knees and spank you! Hahahaha!'
'You...what?' Katy exclaimed. 'You emaciated beanpole think you could actually dominate me to the point of spanking me? OMG, you must be on something you better stop taking!'
Katy: 31 years, 5'7"
Ellen: 19 years, 6'2"
Before the armwrestling and wrestling competition between Katy and Ellen, the two rivalling girls sing and play guitar against each other:
Ellen, performing her songs to prove she's better than Katy Perry:https://m.soundcloud.com/ellenblane/ellen-sunset-new-chords https://m.soundcloud.com/ellenblane/ellen-happy-ending-acoustichttps://m.soundcloud.com/ellenblane/thedreamerKaty, singing against Ellen, to prove that there is a good reason why she, not Ellen, is the only superstar of the two:https://youtu.be/oNl0S5mEM1khttps://youtu.be/OMOHHEaHH7Yhttps://youtu.be/CphTP8YKvysEllen:
Katy:
