[herboyfriend]

 Sarah Palin is on the warpath, and her wrath is directed at Californian Gurl-singer Katy Perry.
The Roaring pop princess is scheduled to perform at a charity show in Dumbville, where Palin currently permanently resides.
Sarah is so outraged at Perry's political activities that she told the press: 'That bubble headed pop girlie is not going to sing in my town. I'll grind her facedown into the ground wrestling her in a ring first!'
Katy has not in the least shown herself impressed with Palin's threat. In a TV interview she said: 'I wanna see that bitch try. I'll slap her across Alaska and kick her up into the air so high they can see her scrawny butt from the coast in Russia.'
Now, the two ladies face each other in the ring, Sarah intent on defeating Katy in a wrestling match and making her leave the town humiliated while Katy vows to degrade Palin so much in the ring that her rival will, in Katy's words, 'beg her to stop the torture and let her sell concert tickets at the door instead'.  




Sarah Palin: 52 years, 5'5", 57 kg, cup C

Katy Perry: 31 years, 5'7", 59 kg, cup D

[herboyfriend]

Above: Sarah Palin

Below: Katy Perry

[Luvbrutalfightz]

That mad bitch Sarah Palin would crush poor Katy

[herboyfriend]

That mad bitch Sarah Palin would crush poor Katy

Is she that strong? I thought she's more the housewife next door kind of thing and Katy would be above average compared to her - have I missed something??

[blahblahblah]

Katy's got the sex appeal for sure, but Palin would absolutely whoop Perry's ass in a fight. Those strong right-wing morals would empower every blow until Sarah's left posing over Katy's beaten body for her next political poster.

[herboyfriend]

Katy will destroy Palin quickly

I agree, haha! I think the difference is, Sarah would slap Katy's face and Katy would punch her, two very different styles 

[Ginny38]

That mad bitch Sarah Palin would crush poor Katy

Is she that strong? I thought she's more the housewife next door kind of thing and Katy would be above average compared to her - have I missed something??

Palin hand wrestles grizzled bare old men and can see Russia from her back porch. OF COURSE she's strong!

Don't forget, that's "Luvbrutalfightz"' fantasy vote, not yours. I'm sure Katy could/would/should beat most women almost 20 yrs older'n her.

[Jebediah Morningside]

Katie is taller, heavier, and twenty years younger, at the peak of her physical prowess.   I realize this is all fantasy, but I find it unlikely that pencil-pusher Sarah would pose much of a threat. 

-JM

[herboyfriend]

Katie is taller, heavier, and twenty years younger, at the peak of her physical prowess.   I realize this is all fantasy, but I find it unlikely that pencil-pusher Sarah would pose much of a threat. 

-JM

Do you also think years ago polls were more realistic? - somehow I think people used to look more at the actual women and then voted rather realistically, but for some reason now they seem to have some kind of fantasy preset and vote only according to that? We used to talk much less of fantasy-results but more of the question 'who do you think would actually win' - and neither do I know why that has changed so much.
To me, the more it turns into fantasies with no correlation to real likelihood the more pointless it becomes, too.

[DogWithABone]

Sarah is the patriarch of the White Trash Family Robinson that has been in the news repeatedly for drunken brawls. Unlike Katy, we know that Sarah can and will fight in real life. She'd destroy Katy.

[Katie0]

Some commented on Perry's age advantage and height advantage.  No one seemed to remember that Palin is a life long runner with marathons under her belt in the last couple years.  She also has a history of athletism.  that cardio conditioning along with an athletic background would make her dangerous to anyone who was not highly conditioned or trained or MUCH larger.  Perry has none of those things.  Perry has the remnants of youthful slenderness and a figure thanks to implants.  Neither would help her defeat Palin.

[herboyfriend]

Some commented on Perry's age advantage and height advantage.  No one seemed to remember that Palin is a life long runner with marathons under her belt in the last couple years.  She also has a history of athletism.  that cardio conditioning along with an athletic background would make her dangerous to anyone who was not highly conditioned or trained or MUCH larger.  Perry has none of those things.  Perry has the remnants of youthful slenderness and a figure thanks to implants.  Neither would help her defeat Palin.

Sorry to put it this bluntly but first of all your words 'thanks to implants' are absolutely ignorant and stupid - they only show that you haven't got the slightest clue about Perry's personal history. It's a well known fact to those who care about research, not dumbass presumptions, that she's one of those who've rejected plastic surgery to this day. Look it up in proper biographies, not tabloid snippets for semi analphabets.
Apart from that, she has much of those things, not 'none of those things'. She couldn't have run her show on the last tour for the full two hours even once if she didn't have athletic training, never mind over 140 times. I know it's all fun and jokes with those polls but what can you reply if somebody talks absolute ignorant garbage and actually means it?

[DogWithABone]

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[Nutmeg]

I know its no longer there but I just have to say Leroy, it takes a special kind of jerk to omit half of a post in your reply just to make someone look bad. Do you think people are so stupid we can't read what was said?