After her fight with
Daisy Lowe,
Katy Perry was disappointed and fed up. While she bested the supermodel in a beauty contest and in an armwrestling match, she could not finally gain victory over Daisy in a full on wrestling match in the ring. The two women left the arena both exhausted, none of the two having managed to make her opponent submit. A draw in a fight with Daisy was not what Katy had expected, and she booked a row of sessions with a personal trainer in a private gym to shape up for future fights.
Apart from that, she went on a well deserved holiday, amusing herself, with a bunch of friends in her wake, in Munich, Germany.
One evening, they all visited a beer festival, and when Katy was asked to perform a small number of songs inside a large beer palace seating several thousands she was in the mood to humour the crowd and go onstage.
Just when it was time for her guest appearance, however, she was rather aggressively approached by a lady whom she could visibly not take in without tilting her head back to look up at her.
Sophie, the 6'4.5" tall intended star of the evening, was told by the management, even if jokingly, she was welcome to keep her schedule of playing her usual trombone solos if she managed to overcome Katy bodily and simply throw her out.
The tall woman was not in the mood for jokes. Katy's unexpected appearance at the festival had robbed her of an evening's payment for her virtuoso performance on her wind instrument, and she was fuming with anger looking at Katy partying joyfully with her friends before she was meant to stand on the stage to sing.
Sophie, therefore, suddenly now stood in front of Katy, in her Bavarian dirndl dress which was rather short on her tall frame, looking down at the Californian pop singerwith hostility, and actually challenging her to a wrestling match in front of the audience.
Katy did not for one moment intend to step back and let the German Amazon order her about. Determined to stand her ground, she drew herself up to her full height, and, in spite of not reaching above Sophie's shoulders, confronted her rival.
'A boob fight will be difficult for you little midget, won't it?' Sophie then said while getting close enough to Katy to nudge the pop princess's face with her breasts. Katy took a step back and replied, 'I'd quickly pull you down to my level and absolutely smash your puny titties with my girls, you freak!'
Rhetorically asking, 'You called me, what??' Sophie slapped Katy's face, making her crash into a row of chairs behind her.
'Aaah!' - With an exclamation of pain, the hard, wooden back of a chair having hit Katy's ribs, she straightened herself up, and in the next moment charged for Sophie, driving her fist into her rival's stomach.
'Mmmph!' Sophie staggered backwards, holding both hands in front of her aching tummy and gasping for air. 'Oh, fuck! I can't believe that midget just hit me back! Now I'm going to fucking tear her through the middle on that stage up there!'
'Hey, girls, stop it right there, will you!' The head waitress's voice called out to them from behind a counter where she stood to watch the two women's hostile encounter. 'We don't want you to kill each other before your fight, leave it all to when you're up there and let the audience see what stuff you're made of!'
Katy Perry's parting words to Sophie before preparing for the fight:
'You know, fat big freak girl, you're incredibly stupid if you think you impress me with your size! You look like an awkward loser with a big mouth to me! You've got nothing in your arms but your baby fat, I'll slam you at an armwrestling table without breaking a sweat, and whoop your sad arse before you can turn around and do anything about it. Let's see who's gonna be the better girl up there - I'll make you a laughing stock in here, and you'll regret your stupidity, I guarantee you that!'What Sophie had to say about Katy shortly before the battle onstage:
'Listen to yourself, you poor deluded little midget! Some may call you outspoken, I simply call you doomed! I can break you in halves, or squeeze you to a pulp between my thighs, easily! But don't be afraid, little girl, I won't kill you! Much rather, I'll put you over my lap and give you the most awesome spanking a girl has ever received from a real woman when she didn't know her place without being taught a lesson. And I'll carry you out of here, and drop you in the garbage heap round the back!'Both women left to go to different sections backstage, each furious and determined to show her opponent that she was not to be messed with.
Minutes later, the two women meet in front of thousands of spectators, Sophie wearing her Bavarian dirndl dress and threatening Katy to put a cow's bell around her neck and make her graze a meadow in the Austrian Alps, while Katy appears in her recently worn long black leather skirt and white T shirt, laughing at Sophie and promising her to twist her arms out of their sockets until she yodels loud enough to become world champion in that discipline.
'At least we wouldn't have to hear your whining which you call singing then, would we!' Sophie counters, and laughs when Katy blushes with rage. 'That's it, you ugly hag! I'll tear your dress off tonight and send you out naked!'
'Before you have a chance to do that your bottom will be so red and sore you'll thank me for letting you cool your arse in the fresh air when I toss you out the back naked!'
'Oh, let's see who can follow up her big mouth, and I swear it's not gonna be you, you misshapen country pumpkin!'
Katy Perry: 32 years, 5'7"
Sophie: 19 years, 6'4.5"
BELOW: Katy Perry has no doubts that she is stronger and in better shape than the Bavarian Amazon who counts on her size but whom Perry is determined to teach a lesson the trombone playing Valkyrie will never forget.
BELOW: Towering Bavarian Amazon Sophie (left) is surprised at Katy Perry's confidence, announcing to her local fans that she will toy with her while spanking her bottom until it bleeds before dumping her outside naked.
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