[luffy316]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

[yora]

Nazi girl pops up in Germany, she is a big strong nasty piece of work who bitch slaps the fuck out of a bunch of smaller weaker central and western European girls who don't really want a fight, she gets some other scared girls to back her up (Italy,  Romania etc) and together they start pushing a Russian girl about, but the Russian keeps getting up again and eventually the Nazi girls girls start to get tired punching this Russian who won't stay down, at this point a British, Canadian and American girl arrive, pick up the French one and start kicking the Nazi girls too.

Not exactly a full academic history of WWII, but it's a start.

[yora]

I'll have a go at WW1,

A French girl and a British girl tag up on a German girl and Austro-Hungarian girl (the Axis)  They stand in a big circle pulling each others hair, a now bald Russian woman quit earlier.  An American arrives and wants to get in on this so she grabs the both the axis girls hair and starts pulling.  They all realise this is silly and stop and agree to never do it again. 

[rozczochrany]

Hehehe. I like it.   
Modern times. Jewish girl because she got the biggest beating, he decides to learn self-defense. Since there is no place to live, enters the apartment of the Arab girl beats her and make her his bitch. Then she declares that since she won, she will live in apartment. Arab girl tries to throw the intruder out of the house, but when the two are fighting, pal Jewish woman from the US helps a Jewish girl, beating and pulling hair Arab woman when she is at the top. And every time an Arab girl gets a beating. Arab girl who was so far peaceful undergoing spiritual transformation. She becomes frustration and aggressive. She states: "I will kill all the bitches!". To be continued.

[sinclairfan]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

Crimean War:  British and French rich bitches are on a Black Sea summer holiday.  They get drunk is mistreat a Russian girl who works at the resort.  She stands up to them, gives them all they can handle, but in the end can't overcome the 2on1 disadvantage.

[sinclairfan]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

Russo-Japanese War (1905):  Russian girl and Japanese girl connect on Facebook and get into a chat war.  Russian girl travels 12,000 miles by sea for 5 months for a catfight.  Japanese girl beats her up in 30 seconds.

[tropic55]

Wow did not know how much you all know about History. Amazing

[sinclairfan]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

Cuban Missile crisis:  2 milf's with young kids have tense, public staredown.....back down for the sake of their kids

[sinclairfan]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

Spanish Civil War:  Spanish Catholic girl beats up Spanish working girl, but marred by blatant interference from German, Italian, Mexican, and Russian girls, who fight amongst themselves two years later.

[luffy316]

all great. I will also accept women's wrestling metaphors

[rozczochrany]

Since the Arab girl knows that she is technically weaker in boxing and wrestling, she decides that it will apply the dirty techniques of attack on sensitive tits and pussy. Soon she becomes the terror of other girls who can not defend themselves against such violent attacks. Although after some fights Arab girl ends with losing face bruised, her rival long cure sore tits and pussy.

[sinclairfan]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

Hundred Years War:  19-year old catfighter named Joan-of-Arc beats up England's best catfighters; gets executed.

[tfsaraGG]

This is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen!

[dfoulup]

Great idea and some very imaginative answers!

[Brunette Power]

Very cool thread!