Only a few days left. My view of these fights:
Diane McBain vs Martine Beswick: I think this could easily be the most vicious and nastiest of all the fights this round. Diane is slighter taller but gives up 10 pounds and some strength to Martine. But Diane is quick and can be very cruel when she gets the advantage. But Martine can match her cruelty. This fight will end with one of them being bloody and battered because neither will give up.
Loni Anderson vs Nancy Kwan: I see Nancy trying to take the fight out of Loni with some high flying kicks to the largest chest in this tournament. Loni is used to her foes going after her chest. It will be a contest to see if Nancy can land a sufficient number of kicks to render Loni's tits battered and bruised or if Loni can deflect enough kicks to get Nancy down on the ground where she will disappear under Loni's prodigious breasts.
Annette Funicello vs Edy Williams: Edy is looking forward to dominating and humiliating the little former Mousketeer. "The little bitch stands no chance against me. I am going to torture her throughout the fight." Annette confides to me that on paper she appears to be outmatched, but not outclassed, by Edy. "She is a slut and I have some tricks that will surprise her. Let's just say her loose vagina is fair game for attack." Surprising talk for a Mousketeer.
Elke Sommer vs Cassandra Peterson: Cassandra chooses to be her blonde self rather than the dark haired Elvira to fight the blonde Elke. Elke is strong and athletic but Cassandra has shown herself to be so also. I see a catfight where each woman will try and show who is stronger and the better athlete. Cassandra will make fun of Elke's small tits ("They look smaller than a B cup to me" says Cassandra.) Elke retorts there is more to being sexy than than a large chest. She will rue the day she has a D cup by the time this fight is over.
Victoria Principal vs Dian Parkinson: Arguably one of the most gorgeous redheads fights with one of the most gorgeous blondes. Victoria has the enthusiasm and confidence of youth encouraged by her 6 wins against only two loses. Dian's record is almost as good with 5 wins, 2 loses, and 1 draw but she is not as happy with it. Perhaps her expectations are higher than Victoria's as she thinks she should win this tournament. Look for both women to be extra motivated and fight hard to try and maintain a position within reach of the leaders. Claws will be out for this one as both know another loss may will prevent them from winning it all.
Ann-Margret vs Stefanie Powers: Stefanie has been a whipping girl of other fighters so far. Ann-Margret could easily underestimate her but I doubt it that will happen. Ann-Margret doesn't do much bragging but she is all business when she gets into a fight as Elvis well knows. Contrary to her record, Stefanie also knows how to fight. She beat up Linda Evans in high school d and stole her boyfriend when they were abut the same weight. When warned about the power of Ann-Margret's dancers legs she says "I have seen them. They are big but there is a lot of fat on them and the rest of her body. She is just a softy as will be seen the first time I drive a fist into her soft gut." Ann-Margret just laughs. She sticks out her stomach and says "Let her take her best shot. She will hurt her hand, not my belly." I think there is an extra grudge factor in this fight.
Joey Heatherton vs Pam Grier: Pam just sneers at the smaller Joey. "this is going to be child's play. I am taking suggestions on how I torture and humiliate her. They sent a child to do a woman's job." Joey answers "Let her brag. I will dance circles around her. Then when she is panting, huffing and puffing I will cut off her breath with my legs and may even crush her ribs. Why just look at the size and muscles in my legs compared to her skinny ones. Her reputation far exceeds her abilities."
Farrah Fawcett vs Tuesday Weld: Tuesday is a fighter but her small size has been a detriment in her previous fights. Now she fights Farrah who is in her weight class. Farrah is trying to hold up the honor of Charlie's Angels. I see this as a very even fight. Tuesday will be the meaner and Farrah will be the more athletic with better body control. Blonde hair will litter the floor as both women will go all out to beat the other and gains some respect.
