Keira Knightley vs Ariana Grande: Battle of the Losing Girls

Started by herboyfriend, December 21, 2016, 08:29:00 PM

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Actress Keira Knightley and pop princess Ariana Grande have had one thing in common in the past - both these fragile women have lost every fight to any female they were brave enough to try standing up to, habitually getting squashed and completely crushed by their opponents.
For a 'Christmas Special 2016', Keira and Ariana meet in the ring to fight each other in their 'Battle of the Losing Girls', an event hosted by 'Skinny Kitten', a seasonal project for the benefit of homeless cats. The proceeds from ticket sales will go to 'Skinny Kitten' to aid the abandoned pets the organisation has been created for.

The contest between the two warring females will consist of four rounds: a beauty contest, a hair pulling contest, arm wrestling, and a wrestling match in the ring. The loser of the evening has to pay an additional $100,000 towards 'Skinny Kitten'.

Ariana is very confident about defeating Keira: 'She's so skinny I'll have no problem with her - I'll pin her to the ground with my pinkie, gaawd, just look at that skeleton! Oh, and, I think it's pretty obvious I'm the more beautiful girl!'

Keira has not shown herself impressed with Ariana's bragging: 'She shouldn't risk such ridiculous claims! She's such a little dwarf, barely reaching my chin, I can put her across my lap and teach her a lesson spanking her! And she's an ugly duckling - hey, is there any question at all that I'm the prettier woman?'




Keira Knightley: 31 years, 5'7", 54 kg

Ariana Grande: 23 years, 5'1", 47 kg


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Above: Keira Knightley


Below: Ariana Grande


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Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.