Emma Watson, 5'5", 115 lbs., versus Ashley Graham, 5'9", 201 lbs.
Emma Watson in her corner awaiting the bell, looks Ashley up and down; turns and winks at the PPV camera positioned ringside. (What is Watson thinking?)
At the bell, Watson jogs out of her corner, circling wide to stay out of Ashley's reach. Graham rushing Emma, who feints and ducks away, always moving; never giving Ashley a stationary target. (Can she keep it up?)
Two minutes in and Ashley Graham's huffing and puffing; Emma looking fresh as when she started. (Wait, something's going on at ringside!)
Emma runs to the other side of the ring; Ashley in pursuit, doesn't see what's going on behind her on the opposite side of the ring as Emma darts nimbly from one corner to the other, never letting Ashley set her feet. (The PPV cameraman is pushing a stepladder into the ring. Is this a 'contract on a pole' match? I don't think so.)
After the camaraman sets the stepladder, Emma once again feints left, runs right around Ashley and scampers up the 8' stepladder. At the top, Watson gives a Tarzan-like cry and leaps off the top of the ladder, leading with her elbow! (Oh no! I can't watch...)
SMACK!
Emma Watson's Elbow Smash connects square on Ashley's jaw. Graham staggers, rocks back and forth; the big woman's hurt! Watson, her equilibrium disturbed by the impact lands hard on her back on the mat. Graham, her eyes rolled back in her head, topples over and ....
SQUASH!
Lands on top of poor little Emma Watson. The referee comes over and lifts Ashley's limp arm, and lets it drop. (Nothing doing) Again. (Still no resistance) A third time (Ashley's out like a light)
The referee checks Emma's shoulders, she's pinned.
It's a double countout!!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, at 4 minutes and 22 seconds of the first round, Referee Kumasr34 declares this a double countout, therefore a NO CONTEST!"
Later, the promoter announced there'd be a rematch in two weeks, this time oil wrestling. (Let's see Emma squirm her way outta that!!)
