Kate Upton vs. Allison Brie
Allison Brie was unfazed by her perceived ìbad luckî in drawing Kate Upton, one of the tournaments heavy favorites, for her first match. ìThe bigger they are... Allison said as she dazzled the crowd in a radiant purple bikini, ...the harder they fall. But little Allison was soon upstaged by her blonde opponent. In fact, not just Brie but the whole worldwide audience was stunned when Upton appeared in an incredible white bikini that was fit for a queen.
After her warm ovation, not much else went right for Allison. The diminutive brunetteís rack could stand up to most women, but not Kate Upton - at least not this day. Kate proved to be too much as she used her 7 inch height advantage to easily control her spirited opponent in round 1.
In round 2, Kate used her weight advantage and her heavyweight bust to wear down, and then finish off, Allison Brie whose tournament ended before her bags were unpacked as she succumbed to the bigger, heavier, weight of Upton's awe inspiring jugs falling on her face as Kate applied her finisher, The Jugg Smother to snuff out Brie's tournament flame.
Kate celebrated briefly and soaked in the glowing cheers of her fans as she silently moved her focus to round 2 and the Queen of the Beach crown.
Winner: Kate Upton, Rd 2 KO, Breast Smother
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Christina Hendricks vs. Blake Lively
One of the tournament's most buzzed about first round matches had to have definitely been Hendricks v Lively. Christina's bust was one of the early favorites of all the in the field while Lively's body was considered to be one of the most athletic of any woman competing,
True to form, Christina flaunted her awesome assets in a green one piece, while Blake made the shrewd decision to avoid the obvious comparison and instead wore the orange bikini she made famous in her film ìThe Shallowsî which highlighted her athleticism, rather than her bosom.
Vegas had their money on the redhead - and why not? Hendricks was on the short list of women thought to have a realistic chance of being crowned Queen. Lively, had other IdeasÖ.
Blake tired out and wore down the big redhead through all three rounds. Hendricks simply couldn't catch her and by the end of Rd 2, Christina was sucking wind. Blake's camp had a great strategy and it eventually paid off in Rd 3 when the lithe blonde peppered Christina boobs until they were nearly driven up and out of the top of her battered one-piece. The final bell rang with Hendricks on her knees in tears, her trembling arms cradling her wounded girls as tears dripped from her quivering lips onto the flushed, freckled mounds as Blake stood over her and raised her arms high after crafting a surprisingly easy 3-0 shutout victory.
Winner: Blake Lively, 3-0, Decision.
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Chrissy Teigen vs Yoko Matsugane
Chrissy Teigen became one of the tournament's most visible competitors as the stunning supermodel made the rounds of nearly every talk show and media event promoting herself as well as 'The Queen of the Beach' tournament. Little was known about her first round opponent, Japanese Yoko Matsugane, and some referred to the Japanese model as a ìtrue enigmaî while others called her ìa mystery woman.î
Teigen was electrifying in a aqua blue bikini her statuesque 5í9î body towering over the 5í5î Japanese. But what Yoko lacked in height she made up for with her pure bra busting payload. Even her rumored ìH-cupsî were barely be contented in a strained black and red bikini. Chrissy had seen pictures and studied video of Yoko in action, but once she saw her in person, even Chrissy was momentarily taken aback by her rivalís heavily cantilevered figure.
Teigen, however, was quickly re-energized by the loud, supportive, home crowd and it showed when Chrissy came out fast to dominate Yoko in Rd 1. Matsugane looked ill at ease and unequipped to handle the American's size and athleticism. The smaller Japanese woman took punishment from post to post as she was unable to mount much of an offense in the opening round.
Unfortunately for the busty Japanese model, the second round didn't go much better! Teigen looked like the total package as she† took Yoko to school with moves that required both athleticism and brute strength as well as the 'God-given equipment' to pull them off. Matsugaune's fans watching the worldwide broadcast in Japan must have been anxiously clutching their remotes as they watched their idol struggle just to barely survive Rd 2 after fighting off several Teigen pin attempts.
Chrissy began Rd 3 with a huge advantage, ahead 2-0 needed only to not be pinned, to submit or let herself by KOíd by the struggling foreigner. But Teigen's pride refused to allow her to what Lively had done so brilliantly in her match, to simply run out the clock with a huge lead so Chrissy decided to make a statement to the rest of the field by demolishing her opponent, rather than merely beating her!
Many in the crowd gasped when Teigen came out and went rack to rack with Matsuguane from the start of the decisive third round. The American supermodel was so sure Yoko had little left to fight off her world class breasts that she had nothing to worry aboutÖ Teigen was wrong - dead wrong! Chrissy knew instantly that she had made a big mistake as soon as she saw a smile creep across Yoko's lips when they met jug-to-jug in the middle of the ring.
Yokoís jugs didn't give even a fraction of a centimeter. Then, an instant later, Teigen's proud tits were flattened, crushed by the massive weight of Matsugane's All-Asian Assets. Chrissy had barely registered the shock of her pain before Yoko put her on her ass and then onto her back with her legs in the air on the sand.
From there, Chrissy's Santa Monica stay was brought to an ignominious and premature conclusion as Yokoís jugs enveloped her stunned face and were locked in place as Yoko wrapped her arms around her and laid down on top of her. Unforgettable images of Chrissy Teigen's legs slowly, helplessly, writhing with her feet bicycling in the air as she squirmed in futile attempts at escape from under the Japanese were broadcast throughout the world. Yoko Matsuguane was a mystery woman no more for every one of the other competitors now knew who, and how deadly, she truly was.
Winner: Yoko Matsugaune, Rd 3 KO, Breast Smother
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Sofia Vergar[/img]a vs. Hayley Atwell
The fans in the sold out bleachers were still in a state of shock following Yoko Matsguaneís devastating victory over Chrissy Teigen so there wasn't much of a problem when tournament officials took their time carefully reviving the crushed American model and gingerly led her from the ring. Chrissy tried, but failed, to hide her tear-swollen eyes from the cameras as she was led away on wobbly legs.
But it didn't sit well with Hayley Atwell or Sofia Vergara who were forced to wait with their camps for an added 15 minutes while Teigen was removed from the beach, the sand ring was raked and reset before they were introduced for the final match of the first day.
Both women stood with proudly thrust out bosoms as, at 5 7 each, they glared eye-to-eye. Sofia Vergara flashed her form in a jaw-dropping gold bikini that perfectly encased her lush, seemingly ageless, 45 yo body. Hayley Atwell filled out her classy blue and red nautical-themed bikini with a figure every bit as impressive as Sofia's. This match was considered by odds-makers to be the one that would be almost even (at least on paper) of those contested on the tournaments opening day.
Sofia was the total package; having the size, the skill, and obviously the bust to compare with any other while she also boasted years of veteran experience to boot. Hayley Atwell, star of Marvels Agent Carter, didn't yield an inch to the Colombian beauty in either size or bust, both of which she possessed in both quantity and quality that belonged in the same zip code of Vergara's. But Hayley didn't have nearly the track record of Sofia who had competed in South America since she had been a teenager. Atwell was 10 years younger and her public school education in Great Britain may have included some informal 'best chest' contests, but none of them on the scale of Sofia's.
Still, odds going into the match were, surprisingly, 50-50, with Atwell's youth balancing Vergara's experience.
RD1 saw Vergara dominate her British foe after a fast start. From the bell, Sofia had Atwell on her heels and Hayley never recovered her footing. The crowd backed both women equally, but it was Sofia who seemed to draw more from their energy. Atwell took punishment back and forth across the ring and struggled to offer any kind of offense as Sofia bore down on her. Twice Atwell was forced to the sand, but each time she escaped the trap of Vergara's looming tits. The round-ending bell was music to Atwell's ears. Sofia easily took RD1.
Rd2 opened with another heavy attack by the sultry Colombian as Sofia tried to end the match with increasingly wild haymakers. But Atwell's sturdy defense held up under Sofia's unrelenting pressure and the valiant Britain refused to relent. Hayley steadied as the round continued and Vergara's breathing became heavy and her fists slowed. The busty Brit waited for an opening and when she got her opportunity, she struck; countering Sofia and ROCKING her tits left to right. Sofia covered her top instinctively but was decked by a wicked clothesline from the fired up younger woman.
Atwell pressed her advantage and drew huge cheers when she swept Sofia off her feet and planted her on her back in the sand with a textbook Body Slam! Vergara's remaining air left her as Hayley covered her for a pin in the middle of the ring.
1...2....3 Hayley Atwell recorded the Tournaments first pinfall and as she staggered panting to her feet, she basked in the crowd's vocal appreciation hailing her winning effort. Vergara slowly clambered to her feet and acknowledged Atwell with a sporting hug as she wishing her luck as both Women raised the other's arm. Hayley Atwell beamed. It seemed as if her coming out party was just beginning.
Winner: Hayley Atwell, Rd 2, Pinfall.
