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Lindsay Lohan vs Charlotte Mckinney
CHAOS gripped the Queen of the Beach tournament! Lindsay Lohan had shocked many by making the Elite 8. She'd upset the much bigger Kat Dennings in Rd 1, then defeated the heavily favored Scarlett Johansson in Rd 2. Lohan, who everyone knew despised Scarlett, took particular joy in humiliating her blonde rivalÖ. too much joy! Reports all over social media said Lindsey was seen out and about town after her victory, partying into the late hours. Many experts wondered if beating Johansson was all Lohan had really wanted out of this tournament.
Sure enough, word began to circulate about a failed drug test. Media leaks reported Lohan had tested positive for recreational drugs, not performance enhancing ones. Once more it seemed Lohan's worst enemy was herself.
Tournament organizers said they'd DQ Lohan and replace her with Scarlett Johansson, but the beaten blonde didn't return their call or e-mails. It seemed Lohan had truly kicked Scarlett's ass off the beach for the time being. With no other options, officials met with Charlotte McKinney to offer her a DQ victory - and a bye into the final 4. The free pass would be a huge advantage against the lurking Alice Goodwin who herself had been in a war against Alexandra Daddario. However, Charlotte, deep in her gut, knew that was not the honorable route to the crown.
So McKinney demanded that tournament officials allow Lohan to fight. Charlotte would expel her from the the bracket the old fashioned way, and thus EARN a spot in the Final 4. Officials accepted Charlotte's wish - with the caveat that she sign a waiver stating her intention to allow Lohan to compete. The impossibly busty blonde gladly signed it.
After an announcement that Lohan had been reinstated due to Charlotte's wishes, both women come to the ring to wild applause. On her way to the ring, Lindsay went out of her way to stop and hug Charlize Theron and Jeri Ryan who are sitting ringside at her corner. Across the ring, Charlotte McKinney stood glaring at Lohan like she wanted to rip her head off and shove it...somewhere painful.
Rd 1: Wiry redheaded Lindsay Lohan in a tight blue bikini, freckled breasts bulging, stepped out to confront the hulking blond behemoth McKinney who had 5to 6and 20+ pounds on the little redhead. Still, Lohan showed no fear and recklessly charged across the freshly raked sand ring to fling herself at the taller, heavier, woman. Lohan leapt up, grabbed two handfuls of McKinney's hair and wrapped her slim legs around Charlotte's chest, trapping McKinney's left arm inside the scissors. Using McKinney's hair, Lohan hung on as she tightened the Chest Scissors. At first, Charlotte staggered from the impact of Lohan's 105 lbs., hitting her chest. Then she nearly lost her footing and went down as Lohan's scissors made it hard for her to catch her breath.
After several seconds McKinney's face was flushed, but by then she had gotten her right hand up in Lohan's hair and was pulling her head back. Lohan grunted, straining to retain the Scissors but when Charlotte ran a few steps and threw herself forward, McKinney's big body drove Lohan's tiny body down onto the sand and all the air went out of her! Lindsay's legs fall open and her arms flopped at her sides!
Charlotte rose to her feet, towering over Lohan who lay gasping and wheezing, struggling to get air back into her lungs. McKinney reached down and scooped Lohan up by her bikini top. Adding a handful of crotch, Charlotte pressed the petite redhead straight up overhead and held her over her head as she pranced around the ring displaying her power. Stopping in front of Theron and Ryan, McKinney flipped Lohan into the air, caught her and then SLAMMED her on her back in the sand! Lohan lay without moving while Charlotte posed, flexing and mugging for the crowd - many of whom are booing unmercifully.
McKinney took Lohan by the left ankle and dragged her to the center of the ring, carefully arranged her so she was stretched out far from the safety of the ropes, then pulled her arms down to her sides. With Lohan still not moving, walked to the ropes, turned and ran back, then leaped in the air and came crashing down RIGHT on top of Lohan! The Big Splash sent sand all directions; Lindsay's legs shot up, then fell back limp on the sand.
Charlotte covered Lindsay Lohan's face with her huge breasts and Lohan never moved as the referee, watching closely, finally stepped in and slapped Charlotte on the back to declares the bout over.
Winner: Charlotte McKinney, Rd 1, KO, Breast Smother
McKinney rose to her feet, soaking in the adoration of the fickle crowd. She was headed to the Final 4 and done it the RIGHT way! Suddenly, the crowd's attention shifted to another woman who was just entering the ring. Alice Goodwin slithered between the ropes and stood jugg to jugg facing McKinney. Alice’s heaving boobs didn't back down an inch as she whispered something inaudible to the perturbed blonde just as the TV feed went to black...the last audio was the crowd being whipped into a frenzy…
The Final 4 is on…
Upton vs Jenner
Goodwin vs Mckinney
Place your bets…..
