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Blonde Jokes

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Offline Bad_Ass_Christine

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Blonde Jokes
« on: July 27, 2017, 08:37:26 PM »
Blondes are so much fun to mock and make fun of. I didn't spot a blonde joke thread, so let's make one. What are your favorite blonde jokes?

I don't have a specific favorite but here's a funny one I read a little while ago.

Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
She was told she was supposed to "hold up" the bride's train.
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Offline Kellicat

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2017, 08:59:36 PM »
Hahaha very funny
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Offline JaneWalker

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2017, 04:49:19 AM »
Did you hear about the blonde car bomber?

Tragic really she kept burning her lips on her tailpipes of the cars she tried to blow up


:)
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Annette_CF

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2017, 06:35:45 PM »
Quote from: newgirlwalking on July 28, 2017, 04:49:19 AM
Did you hear about the blonde car bomber?

Tragic really she kept burning her lips on her tailpipes of the cars she tried to blow up


:)


Very funny ...  you must be a bottlehead
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Offline Oliviakatfite

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2017, 07:12:38 PM »
What do blondes and airplanes have in common???


They both have a COCKpit!
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Offline BattleofTheSexes

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2017, 01:25:02 PM »
You know the difference between a blond and a redhead?
The redhead is just a blond that tried to think! (*poosh*)  :o
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Offline roadie

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2017, 12:16:59 AM »

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a 10 story building; who would hit the ground first? The brunette of course; the blonde would have to stop and ask directions.
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Offline JaneWalker

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2017, 12:27:59 AM »
What do you call twelve blondes in a freezer?

Frosted flakes
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Annette_CF

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Re: Blonde Jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2017, 12:04:45 PM »
What does a Blonde put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?[/size][/color][/color]
Her ankles

How would you like me to pin your ankles behind your ears?
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