A CONVERSATION WITH KYLIE
On the Tuesday after my fight with Sydney, and 5 days before the upcoming 2 vs 2 two war involving us and Kylie and Dawn, I knew I needed to break the news to Kylie that Sydney and I had fought. I knew Kylie would be upset, but I needed her to contain her anger until the upcoming weekend.
I asked Kylie to come to my place, but to promise not to flip out at what I had to tell her. Or at what she would see.
She knocked on my door shortly after. Her eyes widened immediately on seeing my countless bruises, welts, and scratches on my face, neck, shoulders and arms?
> Mom?!?!? What the fuck? Who did th....?
> No, no, Kylie. Don't be upset. I won the fight.
> Still. Who was it Mom? I know it wasn't Karen--I just saw her this morning, and she's chipper as ever.
> Ok, Kylie, promise me you won't flip out. You....we....will get our revenge Saturday.
> So....it was Dawn?!?
> Close. It was Sydney.
> Mom?

What. The Fuck. That bitch Sydney is mine. How could you?

> Kylie.....I know.....Kylie, she came looking for me. Kylie, I know now how you're so upset that I interfered in your first fight with her. I promise....no interference next time....on Saturday.....and Kylie, promise me, DO NOT contact Sydney before then....the four of us are going to fight Saturday....don't ruin this....
> That BITCH....Mom, you can't believe what I'm going to do to her....but, you and Dawn....hold Dawn off so I can have my way with her....
> I was going to ask the same of you....to hold off Sydney long enough for me to deal with Dawn.....
> Mom....a 2 on 2 fight....if one of us....if something happens to one of us.....it's not fair....I can see those 2 bitches ganging up on us, even though.....if something happens to one of them.....we would just watch, wouldn't we?
> I don't know.....I'm so upset with Sydney right now.....I might join in with you working her over.....that is, if you'd let me.....
> You said.....you said you won your fight with her.....how....how long did it take?
> Oh, Kylie.....it was long....the longest fight I've ever been in.....and....well....she was winning for most of the fight.....she probably underestimated me.....thinking I was old, or whatever.....Kylie, neither of them will underestimate us this next fight.....Kylie, I made such a horrible mistake interrupting your fight with Sydney.....I should have let you....establish your dominance over her....no matter how bad she was bleeding.....I'm so sorry.
> It's ok Mom. If Sydney's too dumb to see the favor you did her, she deserves everything that's about to happen. And I don't just mean the fight that's going to happen.
> What do you mean, hun?
> I mean....Mom.....do you know Dawn's husband? Sydney's dad?
> Dawn has never introduced him to me, no. Why?
> Because.....Mom....I want you.....and me.....to "claim" him from Sydney and Dawn. I want to offer him a threesome.....him.....you....and me.
> Kylie....I don't know.....that's a little provocative, don't you think?
> Mom. That's exactly the idea.
> I like it. Scratch that. I love it.
> Good. Today's Tuesday. Let's drive to Connecticut tomorrow, and....seduce him....Thursday.
> Good thinking, Kylie. Do you know....ahem....is your father free tonight?
> He's overseas for work.
> Shit.
> But my friend Doug....you're into him, right.
> <<<<<Blushing>>>> Lil bit.
> Let me text him. I'll tell him you were asking about him.
> Or....
> Or.....ok, I'll tell him it's a 9-1-1.
> It is, Kylie.
> Undrrstood.
Kylie came thru for me. Doug and I banged all Tuesday night. And Kylie joined us. My first threesome since Fitchburg State.
The perfect tuneup for the Threesome Thurday.
And the 2on2 war on Saturday.
To be continued.....