TEEN TITANS Pro Wrestling
Starfire and Raven VS Ravager (Rose Wilson) and Kitten Moth
Special Referee: Terra
Commentators: Lois Lane, Talia Al Ghul and Diana Prince.
Story contains nudity
All Characters 18 or over.
Story told entirely through commentary.
LOIS
Welcome back wrestling fans across the multiverse to DCW Danger Zone. I am Lois Lane. Covering the action with me tonight, Talia Al Ghul and special guest commentator, Inter-dimentional Champion, Diana “The Amazon” Prince. Talia, what do we have in store in our main event?
TALIA
This is a tag-team match between the team of Starfire and Raven against the team of Kitten and Ravager. An interesting grudge-match that should provide fireworks.
DIANA
Yes indeed. Starfire and Raven, friends and frequent tag partners should have the advantage here being familiar with tag matches and working as a team against two opponents who have never worked together and usually compete in singles matches.
TALIA
Normally I would agree with you, Diana. But I think the fact that there is a special referee in this match could be a real factor.
DIANA
Very true. Terra has been appointed as a special referee for this match. She has been a longtime rival of Raven and has turned on her in the past when they have been paired as a team.
TALIA
Yes she has. And with Kitten and Ravager both known for their dirty tactics it will be interesting to see how strict Terra will be with them.
DIANA
Well, I think it’s obvious that the Chairwoman, Lena Luthor put Kitten in this position to work against Starfire and Raven. I expect this to turn into a two on three handicap match.
LOIS
Could be. Kitten aside, what do Starfire and Raven have to do to win this match?
TALIA
Well, Raven needs to pace herself and not get wild. She is well known for her temper. If she gets frustrated and sloppy it could be a short night for her. We’ve also seen her tire in the past. I think knowing when to make the tag will be crucial for Raven.
DIANA
Well, as we well know, wanting to tag is one thing and making the tag is quite another.
LOIS
Indeed. On to Starfire. She looks like a sweet girl, which she is. But she is tough.
DIANA
Absolutely. Very strong and also very skilled. I think the strength of Starfire could be a problem for Kitten and Ravager.
TALIA
Starfire’s biggest weakness is her squeaky clean style. In the past she has had a hard time against girls who know when to bend the rules.
DIANA
I would never equate honor to weakness, but I understand you’re point.
TALIA
How about that Ravager?
DIANA
Yes, how about her. Tough, quick, and vicious. Fond of humiliating her opponents. Not one to go for a quick pin. She really enjoys combat and punishing her opponents.
TALIA
It’s like she wishes her matches will never end.
DIANA
Yes. Most of her wins come from her opponents quitting.
TALIA
When she does pin a girl you get the sense that she just got bored. Like a cat batting around a dead mouse.
DIANA
Agreed. That may bite her, as it has in the past. Having to much fun out there can leave you open.
LOIS
Finally, Ravager’s partner, Kitten Moth. Kitten is one of the best at playing the innocent while going for the throat. A true wolf in sheep’s clothing.
DIANA
Yes. Kitten has no regard for fair play. She will do whatever it takes to win. Entirely unscrupulous. Spoiled and vain to boot.
TALIA
Like her or not, there is no denying she is very effective in the ring.
DIANA
She may win a few matches, but the dishonorable fighter can only obtain a hollow victory. Win or loose, a competitor like Starfire will always have the love of the fans, true friends and her self respect.
TALIA
Sounds like you want to see Starfire put the hurt on Kitten.
DIANA
That would be nice, yes.
LOIS
Well, we’re about to get under way and what happens next should prove to be anything but “nice.”
TALIA
Kitten attacks Starfire before the bell. Beautiful, flying kick. You can’t let you’re guard down for a second against Kitten.
DIANA
Terra calls for the bell, signifying the start of the match. No separation or warning from Terra over the preemptive attack by Kitten. A sign of things to come?
LOIS
Maybe. Kitten has Starfire in a Full Nelson. Starfire powers out. Star scoops Kitten up for a slam.
DIANA
You see the power of Starfire. She throws Kitten around effortlessly.
LOIS
Kitten with an eye poke.
TALIA
Classic Kitten.
LOIS
No call from the ref. Did she not see it?
DIANA
Possibly.
LOIS
Chop to Starfire’s throat. Or was it to the upper chest?
TALIA
It was to the throat. Kitten has Starfire in her home corner now. She is holding her own against the bigger girl so far.
LOIS
Kitten tags Ravager. Ravager pulls off Starfire’s top!
TALIA
This is what I expected. Though perhaps not this early.
LOIS
Starfire is mortified. She’s covering up, not defending Ravager’s attacks. Ravager working Star’s body and head.
DIANA
Starfire needs to forget her modesty and go on the offensive.
LOIS
Starfire lands a kick. Oh! Kitten attacking Starfire from outside the ring. Pulling her hair. Raven is in the ring. Terra is keeping her back.
TALIA
Starfire is getting beaten up here. Kitten and Ravager double-teaming he in the corner.
LOIS
Terra is distracted by Raven. Raven needs to get out of the ring and let the ref do her job.
DIANA
I think the ref is doing what she planned on doing.
LOIS
Raven is out of the ring. I guess she realized she wasn’t helping her partner. You got to think Starfire will need to make a tag to keep her team in this. Ravager with a Backbreaker on Starfire.
TALIA
Another girl would go for the pin here.
LOIS
You don’t think Ravager will?
TALIA
No. See, she’s playing to the crowd.
LOIS
Ravager removes her own top.
DIANA
Not a shy girl.
TALIA
No.
LOIS
Looks like ravager is using her top to bind the wrists of Starfire. I don’t believe this is legal.
DIANA
The use of foreign objects is not permitted. However since the weapon is a piece of approved wardrobe material it’s a grey area. If I were the ref I wouldn’t allow it.
LOIS
It looks like Terra is going to allow this. Now Ravager is... well there is no technical term for it, fondling Starfire’s breasts.
TALIA
Ravager is having fun now.
LOIS
Looks like she’s the only one. Raven is crying foul and Kitten is calling for a pin.
TALIA
Ravager’s starting to abuse those tits, now.
LOIS
Indeed. Squeezing hard and pinching and pulling her nipples as well. Looks like Ravager is going to change things up. Now She’s rubbing her own breasts into Starfire’s face.
TALIA
Starfire should bite Ravagers tit.
DIANA
She won’t. Biting is illegal.
TALIA
Noble to a fault.
LOIS
Ravager playing to the crowd again. She’s setting Starfire up for something here. DDT! Will Ravager go for the pin?
DIANA
I would think so.
LOIS
Nope. Ravager is removing Starfire’s bottoms. Now what? She’s untieing her wrists. What next? Starfire is crawling toward Raven. Looks like Ravager is going to allow her to make a tag.
DIANA
This is strategically unsound.
TALIA
Ravager’s not done. She wants a crack at Raven too.
LOIS
There’s the tag. Raven rushes in - Oh! Ravager with a boot to Raven’s gut.
TALIA
Raven’s temper made her reckless. Against a stone cold tactician like Ravager, you have to fight smart.
LOIS
Ravager now with a reverse headlock and a wedgie combo.
TALIA
That headlock is just to keep Raven in place. It’s the wedgie she’s after.
LOIS
That wedgie is deep. Ravager is really jerking on those bottoms. They ripped!
TALIA
Yep. Oh!
LOIS
DDT! Raven is not out, but definitely dazed. Ravager in control again. Now stripping off Raven’s top.
TALIA
Saw that coming.
LOIS
Does Ravager think this is a strip match?
TALIA
Oh, no. Ravager fights for her own amusement. Her fans love for exactly this kind of thing.
LOIS
Ravager setting Raven up. Backbreaker! Oh, and she’s keeping her folded over that leg for a stretch hold. Could be going for a submission here. Raven’s back being arched over that knee. Raven with a counter kick and she’s out.
DIANA
Nicely done. Ravager is a bit wobbled from that kick. Both girls taking a second to recover here.
LOIS
They circle. Who will gain the advantage next?
LOIS (CONT’D)
Raven lands a kick to the leg. And another. Switch kick!
DIANA
Very nice. Ravager was ready to counter another leg kick and Raven lands the switch kick. Fighting smart now.
LOIS
Ravager shoots and Raven pulls guard.
DIANA
Ravager has an arm in here. I don’t think Raven can choke her out from this position.
LOIS
Raven grabbing Ravager’s bottoms. Now a wedgie on Ravager.
TALIA
Raven getting some revenge here.
LOIS
And there go the bottoms. Its rare that you see Ravager show pain.
DIANA
Indeed. Some viciousness from Raven.
LOIS
Oh! And Raven stuffs the bottoms into Ravager’s mouth! Raven going for a rear naked choke. Fitting enough, considering both wrestlers are now naked.
TALIA
Raven might have this wrapped up. Ravager won’t tap but she might pass out.
LOIS
Oh! Ravager claws Raven’s eyes! The ref had to see that.
DIANA
I’m sure she did.
LOIS
No action take by the ref as Ravager stomps Raven in the groin. Ravager dragging Raven to her home corner. Starfire arguing with Terra now. Kitten and Ravager setting Raven up for a crotch buster on the ring post. There it is. Ouch. Kitten in the ring now. She props Raven up in the corner. Kitten beating on Raven in the corner now. She and Ravager are taking control of this match.
DIANA
Well, they do have the ref on their side.
LOIS
The ref has missed some calls, to be sure. Kitten tossing Raven to the mat. The cover. One, two, nope. Kitten is not happy. Oh! An up-kick from Raven. Now Raven goes for the tag. She makes the tag. In comes Starfire. And Kitten tags out.
TALIA
Kitten wants no part of a pumped up Starfire. A look of condemnation from Ravager. Starfire is waving Ravager in. They lock up. Starfire with a suplex. Setting her up again. Another suplex. Looks like one more. Number three and Starfire is fired up. Starfire with the cover. One... Two, this is a slow count - and Kitten! Kitten with a big boot to Starfire’s head.
DIANA
There can’t be any doubt at this point that Terra is out to get Starfire and Raven.
LOIS
Kitten going for the cover. She is not the legal woman in the ring. And Ravager pulls her off Starfire. The teammates exchanging words here. Looks heated. Kitten with a shove on Ravager. She goes for the pin again. Oh! Ravager with a big kick on Kitten.
TALIA
Saw that coming. You do not shove Ravager and turn you’re back. Bad move.
LOIS
Now it’s Kitten that’s getting the strip-down treatment from Ravager. There go those clothes. Quite a bizarre match and it’s not over yet. Ravager bending Kitten over and spanking her. Ravager setting Kitten up for a tombstone pile driver. Boom! Kitten is out. Ravager rolls out of the ring and starts to make her way out of the arena.
TALIA
Ravager fights for Ravager. Not for glory, victory or anything else.
LOIS
Terra looks unsure of what to do here. Starfire with a cover on Kitten. Terra is not counting. Raven is in the ring. She’s demanding Terra make the count. Oh! Terra knee strikes Raven and drops her with an elbow to the spine.
TALIA
Terra getting her hands dirty now. Stomping on Raven. Starfire abandons the pin to rescue her partner. Big punch from Terra. Terra is fresh, wailing on a fatigued Starfire. Starfire answering. They are blow for blow. That punch dazed Terra. Starfire dodges Terra’s swing and Suplex!
LOIS
Terra’s not moving. Raven is up. She and her partner conversing now. They move to Terra. Payback time, I’m guessing.
TALIA
I think they’ve got a few issues with her performance as ref. I think we’re about to witness some constructive criticism.
LOIS
Starfire and Raven on Terra now, tying her up in the ropes. Starfire and Raven dishing out a two on one pounding on Terra.
DIANA
A well deserved chastisement for her treachery.
LOIS
Kitten is coming around. Looks like she plans on slinking away.
DIANA
She wants no part of this double- team action. Starfire sees her!
LOIS
She drags Kitten back to the center of the ring. Starfire is setting Kitten up for something. Maybe a reverse piledriver. Oh!
DIANA
Kaboom!
LOIS
Power bomb! Huge power bomb on Kitten and Starfire with the pin. Raven leading Terra over. I’m guessing she’ll slap that three count now.
TALIA
I would think so.
LOIS
One, two, three. There it is. A hard won victory, overcoming a bad ref. Raven’s not done with Terra yet. Could be - yep. Raven with a power bomb of her own. And now stripping Terra down.
TALIA
Why not? Everyone else got naked. I kind of want to gat naked. I feel left out. Diana, you walk around naked a lot, don’t you?
DIANA
I love being naked. I don’t understand the obsession with clothing. Armor I understand. It’s functional. But, yeah.
LOIS
What better mental image to leave you with than “The Amazon” walking around naked. On behalf of Talia Al Ghul and Diana Thymiscara, this is Lois Lane saying good night fight fans.
