The fights are over. Here is a recap of the fights:
Luciana Paluzzi 57 35 Britt Ekland - Britt locked up with Luciana in a hairpulling slapping contest. It was even for some time but then Luciana's harder slaps weakened Britt and Britt fell to her knees. Luciana pushed her over, sat on her and continued to slap her face and yank her hair out.
Jill St. John 51 40 Lindsay Wagner - Lindsay figured to make quick work of the soft looking Jill and came out swinging. Perhaps she hadn't noticed Jill's record which shows she is not as soft and a weak fighter as she looks. She bobbed and weaved Lindsay's telegraphed punches until she got ahold of Lindsay's right arm. She twisted it up and behind LIndsay's back and wrapped her other elbow around Lindsay's throat. Lindsay was trapped and gave up in a humiliating defeat to the gorgeous redhead.
Elke Sommer 47 42 Cathy Lee Crosby - A hard fight between two powerful, athletic, and quick women. Hairpulling and slapping turned to powerful punches to the head, breasts, guts, and between the legs. Cathy's longer reach gave her the early advantage and she was backing Elke up, landing more punches than she received. The fight might have gone Cathy's way but Elke rocked Cathy with a hard kick between the legs. That weakened Cathy but she continued to punch hard and Elke had to be careful not to step into a punch that would have lost her the advantage.
Goldie Hawn 36 55 Martine Beswick - The Laugh In girl wasn't laughing in this one. She might not have been the 'Sock--it-to me girl' in Laugh In but she was in this fight. Martine was angry because she believes she should be number 1 and an angry Martine is not something you want to go up against. She took no mercy on the hapless Goldie and by the end a battered Goldie was pleading and pleading for the mercy that didn't come.
Suzanne Somers 47 44 Adrienne Barbeau - Joyce Dewitt was in the audience and had brought her friends to root against Suzanne and her fighting abilities. It is not clear if the cheering and taunting hurt Suzanne in her fighting or spurred her on. The fight turned out to be a very hard and particularly nasty catfight that went back and forth. The anti-Suzanne contingent went wild when Adrienne pinned Suzanne flat on her back with her huge boobs completely covering and smothering a tired Suzanne's face. Suzanne's fans started cheering her on and it seemed to revive Suzanne. She somehow rolled Adrienne on her back and mutilated the boobs that had tormented her. Adrienne gave up with huge crocodile tears streaming down her face. The last seen of Suzanne was she was chasing Joyce who turned out to be faster than expected. Joyce's friends followed and we don't know if they ganged up on Suzanne to help Joyce pound a very irate Suzanne.
Linda Evans 53 38Jaclyn Smith - Linda still has a good chance of winning it all with only two losses. She has beaten some very though opponents. Jaclyn has only managed to win one fight which shows Linda's superior fighting abilities. Linda also has the size and strength on Jaclyn and this fight turned out to be the mismatch most people expected. Jaclyn's only hope was if Linda took her for granted but Linda is smart as well as being a great fighter. She beat Jaclyn in every phase of the fight and finished Jaclyn off by enjoying sitting on her face ignoring Jaclyn's muffled whimpers.
Ann-Margret 55 33 Tuesday Weld - There was more intensity and emotion in this fight than many might have realized. Ann-Margret and Tuesday appeared together in a movie called The Cincinnati Kid. Both vied for the charms of Steve McQueen in the movie although Ann-Margret's character was married to another character. I don't think there was any love lost between the two even if they were sort of 'friends' in the movie. Tuesday was out to show she was tougher and a better fighter than the more powerful Ann-Margret with her dancer legs. Unfortunately her all out emotional attack on Ann-Margret was ill advised. Ann-Margret quickly overpowered her, stripped her naked, put her over her knee and spanked her. "That should put you in your place little girl" Ann-Margret laughed at the embarrassed and bare assed Tuesday.
Farrah Fawcett 49 43 Stefanie Powers - neither fighter is considered a powerhouse or likely to win. Stefanie has proven to be the patsy so far and is in last place. Many, including Stefanie, consider Farrah to have been an overachiever. "No way that skinny, weak bitch could have won seven fights unless her opponents threw the fight." Bet Farrah paid them off. Why I am taller and even 5 pounds heavier than her and I'll bet my muscles are bigger than hers." Farrah just laughed. "I am stronger than she thinks. She forgets I am very athletic and a good tennis player. You need strong legs, forearms, and core muscles as well as stamina to play tennis." As it turns out it was a very even fight of two evenly matched fighters. Stefanie was spurred on as she believed this was a great chance for her to get her first win. Farrah was spurred on my Stefanie's belittling of her physical stature and fighting abilities. Each had something to prove. The fight was all over the place with tackling by both women and lots of rolling around while pulling hair. Each attempted scissors to squish their opponent but the other could always exist. Farrah had a little more stamina and evenly was able to get on top of a huffing and puffing Stefanie to keep her down for the win.
