The fights are over. Here is a recap of the fights:
Joey Heatherton 54 39 Nancy Kwan - Nancy comes out hoping to use some eastern martial arts techniques to do Joey in. But Joey is just two well balanced and too quick for Nancy. Instead the singer/dancer uses her strong and stout legs to land kick after kick on poor Nancy's body. Nancy tries to grab Joey's legs but all she grasps is air as Joey kicks and retreats. Finally Nancy goes down in a leap and Joey does a little dance on her chest and belly.
Raquel Welch 59 34 Sherry Jackson - Raquel is still upset over her one loss even though it was against the very nasty Pam Grier. Sherry Jackson has not done well but her win over Loni Anderson tells her she can hold her own against s fighter who has proven to be in the top ten fighters. She knows if she can beat Loni then she can beat Raquel. She figured wrong. Raquel proves to be more athletic and quicker than Loni. Sherry cannot get Raquel down like she did Loni. Raquel charges and knocks Sherry off her feet. Then she drags Sherry around by the hair stopping only long enough to kick her in strategic places all over her body. She lets Sherry go. Sherry gets to her hands. Raquel winds up and drives her foot from the front, smashing Sherry's boobs and her bony shin connecting with Sherry's jaw and face. Sherry flips over backward out cold.
Annette Funicello 47 44 Dian Parkinson - I consider this one of the bigger upsets so far. even though Annette had the slightly better record. On paper Annette just doesn't measure up to Dian being 4 inches shorter and at least 10 pounds lighter. And Annette was considered a real sweetheart not likely to have the aggressiveness and fighting spirit to overcome her physical disadvantage. Dian is one tough babe who just hasn't lived up to her abilities. Maybe because this is because she doesn't take her smaller opponents seriously but I'm not sure why. She sneered at Annette "Sweet little virgins like you don't belong in this tournament and I am going to put you out of it for good." Apparently Annette is feistier than I gave her credit for. She caught Dian off balance by dumping soup on her head. Then as Dian went to wipe it off Annette quickly kneed her in the crotch and slammed her fist into Dian's belly. Followed up by a knee to the chin and Dian was dazed. Even being dazed, Dian was physically superior enough to give Annette a royal battle. But the initial onslaught had taken its toll and Annette was able to lie on top of Dian with her arms locked behind her head and her nice sized breast smothering Dian.
Sybil Danning 54 38 Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) - Sybil often played mean, tough, particularly sinister women who loved to beat up on helpless victims. This apparently is type casting at its best as she is the current leader. She showed just how nasty and vicious she can be at her throbbing of Jaclyn Smith who had to be carted off to the emergency room in the most one-sided, vicious beatings in celebrity catfight history. But Elvira 'the mistress of the dark' matched up well physically with Sybil and figured to give her an even battle. Well the mistress of the dark doesn't match up with the dark side of Sybil. She quickly dominated Elvira and didn't let up. Sybil gave Elvira a lesson in hairpulling, slapping, punching, and kicking. She used her claws in places where Elvira didn't even know she had places. Let's just say Elvira won't be enjoying sex for some time to come even though Sybil mounted Elvira with her super special dildo.
Loni Anderson 48 45 Pam Grier - the betting odds were in Pam's favor when this fight started even though Pam has shown some momentary and uncharacteristic lapses of concentration at times. The two were equal in weight although Pam had three inches on Loni. I figured the extra weight of Loni's breasts made up the difference. Pam is a real street fighter who has been known to even put double edged razor blades in her afro to cut her foe's hands when she grabs her hair. Her plan was to mangle Loni's prodigious chest with her teeth and sharp claws until they were a bloody mess and Loni had to quit. Loni proved a tougher fighter than Pan expected. They battled fairly evenly for some time although it was obvious Pam was getting the better of her and would soon have Loni at her mercy. That is when she made her mistake. Pam moved in to bite off one of Loni's nipples. Loni grabbed the back of Pam's head and pulled her face in tight to her boob. The soft flesh of Loni's natural, huge boobs oozed into Pam's mouth while she tried to bite. The rest of the flesh covered her nose and Pam couldn't breath. She couldn't bit fast enough and instead passed out. Loni tied her up and left her unconscious but it was a close win.
Diane McBain 40 49 Sharon Tate - Diane is slender and light for her height but is tough and mean. Sharon is shorter but equally slender and not known for being exceptionally mean. Diane tried to intimidate Sharon by getting in her face and shown her her fist while it appeared Sharon was cowering and looking worried from the threat. But when Diane dropped her fist Sharon surprised Diane by leaping forward and grabbing her hair with both hands. The two locked up and it was a hairpulling catfighting struggle as each moved the other around and tried to twist her and get her on the ground. The fight see-sawed back and forth for a long, long time. Hair was flying every where and hard slaps were heard now and then. Sharon would just not let go of Diane's hair so Diane could not break free to be able to punch Sharon like she normally would. Finally as they were rolling around on the ground Sharon somehow ended up on Diane's back with Diane on lying on her stomach. She reached around and latched her claws on and into Diane's C-sized breasts. There was no way Diane could get her off and Sharon continued to squeeze, twist and pinch Diane's boobs until Diane could bear it no longer. A good win for Sharon and maybe will give her confidence in her next fight.
Senta Berger 55 37 Barbara Bach - about the only thing you can say physically about Barbara is that she is taller than Senta. But Senta has a solid, sturdy body with hard, firm muscles. Barbara is on the very slender side with long muscles but perhaps not all that strong. Senta quickly showed her physical superiority and better fighting skills and mentality. Her victory would have been even bigger but Barbara would escape every now and then and start running. She was faster at running then Senta and only the ring of people around the fight would allow Senta to finally trap her. Barbara got in some good licks by slugging the hugging and puffing Senta in the gut but she didn't have enough to put her down. Once Senta recovered her breath she continued to work Barbara over. It was a case of you can run but you can't hide.
Victoria Principal 51 40 Edy Williams - Victoria's victory came as a surprise to me. Edy had the bigger body, appeared stronger, and was at least as mean as Victoria if not more so. This fight turned out to be speed and cunning against brute strength which was one by speed and cunning. It victory was not even all that close. Victoria taunted Edy by suckering her into an ill advised attack that Victoria was prepared for. She would dodge, hip toss, parry and slug or do something to thwart Edy's attack and turn it against her. Edy got angrier and angrier and more frustrated as time went on. This played right in Victoria's game plan as Edy attacked more wildly each time. Victoria's laugh as each time she won an exchange infuriated Edy even more and lead to even more ill advised attacked. Edy's last charged ended up with Victoria flipping her down by the arm and then applying an arm bar with wrist lock while stepping on Edy's side. Edy screamed out her surrender, fearing either her wrist would be broken or her arm pulled out of its shoulder socket.
