Synopsis of the catfights:
Joi Lansing (47) vs
Kim Novak (56) - Joi gave Kim more of a fight than most spectators anticipated. She used a tactic of concentrating on going after Kim's arguably trademark, her face. This proved effective as Kim was on the defensive protecting her face from the sharp, clawing talons of Joi. Finally Kim got ahold of both of Joi's wrists. Spun her around and got behind her. Kim then used a very powerful full-nelson to force Joi to her knees and then buried her face in the grass. Kim then clamped her powerful thighs around Joi's waist and forced Joi to admit that Kim was the better woman.
Ava Gardner (54) vs Esther Williams (50) - Two mature women going at it. Esther having a slight physical advantage and Ava being the more experienced catfighter. This was a back and forth fight with Esther going more for punishing wrestling holds and Ava for inflicting pain from catfighting, i.e., hard hair pulling, slapping, and gouging. Most thought Esther was in better shape and would wear Ava down. But the contrary proved true. When Esther couldn't force a submission she finally couldn't withstand the relentless pain inflicted on her by Ava. Esther finally gave in to Ava rather than have her fabulous legs scarred from ankle to crotch.
Gina Lollobrigida (67) vs Elizabeth Taylor (34) - Rumors quickly spread that the Italians had agreed that they would have a clean sweet this round. Gina more than held her end of the bargain up. In fact she pulverized, tortured and beat Elizabeth the worst of any fight this round. She never gave Liz a chance. She quickly and easily removed Liz's flimsy, sheer clothing to strip her nude. A couple of hard shots to the jaw sent Liz down. Gina then did a very nice, sexy, hot strip tease for us. Slapping Liz's face to revive her, Gina then used her nude, fabulous body to both torment, humiliate and yet pleasure Ms. Taylor. She finished off by rubbing her tits, then her ass, and finally her pussy all over Liz's face. She forced Liz to cum over and over again. After each orgasm Gina would yank Liz's hair, forcing her to yell out "Gina is the sexiest, best woman in the tournament." Finally Gina got her own satisfaction by forcing Liz to service her and came all over Liz's beautiful face and large tits.
Rita Hayworth (49) vs
Lisa Gaye (53) - Both Rita and Lisa were out to improve their miserable fighting record by beating an 'easy opponent'. Rita had observed that Lisa tended to be a bit too nice and not a very ferocious catfighter. She just knew her experience would pay off if she concentrated on being particularly vicious and nasty. Lisa had tired of hearing she was 'too nice'. She planned to take it to the 'old lady' and rip her 'fucking hair out!' A real womanly catfight took place with lots of hairpulling, face slapping and rolling back and forth on the ground. Legs were wrapped around legs, bodies, and heads when they could. Fingers went out to rip one-piece bathing suits and pull the tops down off to expose breasts for mutilation. Both women did their best to be as nasty as possible. Indeed, Rita stayed in the fight by being a little better at clawing and hairpulling. Lisa had the stronger legs and harder face slaps. It was a close fight but eventually Lisa's youth and stronger legs and slapping did Rita in.
Mitzi Gaynor (51) vs
Rhonda Fleming (51) - Two physically even matched in size glamourous women dressed in elegant gowns with a leg spit to the hips faced off. The odds makers were undecided. Some argued that Mitzi was younger, in a lot better shape, and had the much stronger dancer's legs. Others pointed out that Rhonda had the better record. She was in a lot better shape than she was given credit for and her legs were not exactly weak, nor were her arms. They argued she knew how to use what muscles she had better than Mitzi did. A thrilling fight took place that first had one woman in control and then the other. Indeed, Mitzi proved to be somewhat stronger and more athletic than Rhonda. She used her strength and athleticism to get Rhonda down. But she couldn't hold her nor get her fabulous legs firmly clamping on the gorgeous redhead. Rhonda proved to have the better instincts and just seemed to know how to counter moves made by Mitzi. She averted getting trapped in a body crushing scissors by Mitzi but could get her own scissors on Mitzi. Unfortunately she didn't have the strength to squeeze Mitzi's firm body to get a submission. Mitzi could force her way out and once again the advantage on Rhonda. Back and forth it went like this . In the process their gowns got shredded and their hair looked like it went through a cyclone. But neither prevailed and finally agreed to a draw. They gave each other a hug at the end, having gained respect for each other.
Barbara Eden (47) vs
Stella Stevens (56) - The odds makers weren't quite sure what to make of this fight. They did give the odds to Stella but with mixed feelings. Barbara had shown flashes of brilliance beating some tough foes including Claudia Cardinale. But she had also lost to weak fighters like Rita Hayworth. Most also agreed that Stella's record was far better than her physique and fighting abilities would suggest. If they superior Barbara showed up they believed she would tear the 'overrated' Stella apart. If the walk-about Barbara showed up she would be tormented and humiliated by Stella. One thing for sure, Stella would bring her A-game as she always does. Stella is always up for a vicious catfight and that any fight she is in will be less of a wrestling contest and more of a catfighting contest. She scoffed at the idea that she is overrated. The superior Barbara showed up and the two quickly tried to prove who could pull the most hair out. This proved to be a tie as lots of hair was strewn all over the floor. Barbara and Stella then switched to trading face slaps. Surprisingly, at least to me, Barbara seemed to land the harder slaps and made Stella quit the contest first. They then switched to belly punching, first one slamming her fist into the others belly and then the reverse taking place. Again I was wrong about the outcome. I figured Stella had a little extra fat around her waist while Barbara had the firmer stomach and so Barbara would win again. But maybe Stella's extra belly fat absorbed more of the blows or more likely, Stella had better technique as she twisted her knuckles while driving them in. Stella won the gut punching contest badly enough that she weakened Barbara. Wrapping her legs around Barbara's small and sore waist, she combined some tit mauling to force Barbara to give up.
Marilyn Monroe 53)vs Claudia Cardinale (51)
Martha Hyer (48) vs
Sophia Loren (55):
I discuss these two fights together as they occurred in the same room and got intertangled at times, a fact that played a role in the final outcomes. The two catfights started out in different rooms. But as mentioned before Claudia, Gina, and Sophia had made a pact to have a clean Italian sweep. Claudia and Sophia didn’t have all that much confidence in Gina’s fighting ability, referring her as a ‘short legged bitch’. The figured Liz had a very good chance of beating her. For their part both were confident they would have no trouble with the undersized, soft, weak blondes. Claudia decided they could double their pleasure and double their fun by watching each other pulverize and merciless torture the blondes. Right or wrong her assessment was that Martha had some semblance of intelligence but that Marilyn was a dumb as the come (or cum, hee haw!) She was bored with her domination of Marilyn. So she grabbed her by the hair with both hands and bent her forward at the waist. Letting go of her right hand, she drabbed Marilyn with her left hand by the hair into the same room with Sophia and Martha. Sophia was also have her way with Martha. She had already stripped Martha of her bra and was trying to beat out the Italian National Anthem on her bouncing tits. Claudia grabbed Marilyn’s bra and likewise ripped it off so forcibly she left deep red strap marks on Marilyn’s back and sides. Sophia’s and Gina’s mind were on the same page. With a wink and a odd both women moved behind their overmatched opponents. They moved their right arms up into a hammerlock while holding them by the hair with their left hands. The shoved Marilyn and Martha together, breast to breast. A CLUNK! rang out as they pulled the blondes’ heads back and rammed their foreheads together. Both sets of knees buckled just a tad. Apparently Marilyn had the hardhead as Martha’s knees buckled a tad more. Then Sophia and Gina shoved their bodies into the backs of Martha and Marilyn respectively. “Let’s see whose tits can dish out more punishment and which can take more” they both said. Marilyn’s were a bit larger and a bit softer while Martha’s were firmer even at 32 years of age. Their nipples had hardened and firmed and were scraped back and forth across each other. Neither Marilyn nor Martha cried out but the grimaces and pain expressions on their faces showed that Sophia and Gina were doing a number on their tits.
Gina and Sophia yanked Marilyn’s and Martha’s head back to ram their foreheads together again. This time the blondes knew what was coming. Gina had a firm grip on Marilyn’s shorter hair but Marilyn was able to move her head slightly to the side. Sophia had a hand full of Martha’s long, blonde hair but quite far back forming a huge ponytail. She did not constraint Martha’s head as much. Martha was able to move her head to the side of Marilyn’s and then snap her forehead forward. She delivered a hard headbutt to the bridge of Claudia’s nose. I don’t know if Martha ever played soccer but if this was a soccer match, Martha’s header would have been enough to send Claudia’s head into the goal. The room resounded as Claudia shrieked in pain. She let go of Marilyn as her hands flew up to grab her nose. The force of Martha’s head butt knocked Claudia backward. Fortunately for her she landed on a big overstuffed chair. Marilyn was unable to deliver such a hard blow to Sophia’s nose. Her head was held more tightly by Claudia and she also had not anticipated having a direct shot at Sophia’s nose. The impact stung Sophia’s nose but still left in her full control of Martha. She yelled out “YOU FUCKING BITCHES, YOU”LL PAY FO THAT!” She yanked Martha’s head back and forth by the huge clump of hair she had and shoved her right arm up into a chickenwing. Marilyn was free and swung her right leg around, hitting Sophia on the left thigh. This distracted Sophia just enough that Martha was able to pivot to her right as Marilyn delivered a second kick a little higher to Sophia’s side. Martha got behind Sophia and held her arms allowing Marilyn to slug Sophia in the gut a couple of times. Marilyn then took a step back to have room to kick Sophia in the crotch. Sophia snapped out her long powerful leg before Marilyn could kick. Sophia straightened her leg and drove it hard into Marilyn’s slightly pudgy belly, knocking her backward. Marilyn went flying backward, her arms windmilling trying to keep her balance.
Poor Claudia, her eyes had cleared of the tears that had filled them and the pain in her nose subsided enough that she was ready to get back into the fight. But bad luck stayed with her. Just as she jumped up Marilyn came stumbling backward, bent so she was leading with the back of her head. Yeah, you guessed it! The back of Marilyn’s head slammed into Claudia’s nose once again. Both women tumbled backward and fell into the chair again. Claudia was close to passing out from her throbbing nose. She offered no resistance to Marilyn removing her bra and tying her wrists together. Marilyn claimed victory as she proceeded to twist and abuse Claudia’s unprotected nipples and tits. Later on Claudia was here to say “That fucking dumb assed bitch. Marilyn should give the credit to Martha for Marilyn had no chance against me.”
When Sophia shoved Marilyn in the gut an equal and opposite reaction occurred. Sophia and Martha were also propelled backward. The clever Martha had anticipated this. Martha has won many fights she should have lost to bigger, stronger women by planning one or two moves ahead. She used their backward momentum to twist Sophia by the arms. Sophia landed on the floor, tits down, with Martha on her back. Had Martha been heavier and stronger than might have been the end for Sophia. But Martha couldn’t hold Sophia prone. Sophia was able to twist under her. Martha tried to pin Sophia’s wrists to the floor but Sophia just sneered at her weak efforts. Sophia mocked Martha and grabbed her right wrist. While still under Martha, but facing her, Sophia bent Martha’s arm behind and back. She then grabbed it with both hands and forced it up in a chickenwing. Martha yelled out in pain and tried to roll off Sophia to escape. But her arm was bent and when the two went over on their sides Martha landed on her bent elbow and shoulder. The pain was quick and immediate. Martha yelled “STOP!” without thinking as a reflexive action. But Sophia was making sure. She sat up on Martha, pulled her panties to the side and ground her deep bush back and forth on Martha’s mouth. “Eat fuzz, you bimbo blonde!”
