[Glamour Fights]

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Bettie Page	Diana Rigg
33 years old	18 years old
5'5½" 129 pounds	5'8½" 130 pounds
36C-24-36½	34B-25-36½
10th 25pts 12-6-1	28th 4pts 2-17-0

Angie Dickinson	Yvonne Craig
25 years old	19 years old
5'5" 120 pounds	5''4” 120 pounds
35C-23-36	37C-23-35
22nd 10pts 5-14-0	24th 9pts 4-14-1

Tina Louise	Diana Dors
22 years old	25 years old
5'8½" 135 pounds	5'7" 133 pounds
37D-24-36	36½D-24-35
17th 22pts 10-7-2	26th 6pts 3-16-0

Jane Russell	Joan Collins
35 years old	23 years old
5'7" 135 pounds	5'6" 125 pounds
39D-26½-38½	38C-23 1/2-37
21st 12pts 6-13-0	29th 2pts 1-18-0

Mamie Van Doren	Anita Ekberg
23 years old	25 years old
5'4"120 pounds	5'6½" 132 pounds
36D-24-35	40D-22½-36½
7th 32pts 16-3-0	4th 37pts 18-0-1

Jayne Mansfield	Jeanne Crain
23 years old	31 years old
5'5½" 118 pounds	5'4" 118 pounds
42D-18-36	36½B-24-36
12th 24pts 12-7-0	32nd 1pts 0-18-1

Honor Blackman	Ursula Andress
29 years old	20 years old
5'6" 124 pounds	5'5" 125  pounds
37C-23-35	37C-22-36
14th 22pts 11-8-0	1st 38pts 19-0-0

Brigitte Bardot	Jane Fonda
22 years old	19 years old
5'7" 120 pounds	5'8" 118 pounds
35½B-19-36	33B-24-35
13th 22pts 11-8-0	11th 24pts 12-7-0

[Vassago]

My second part of picks, early days too, so nothing is decided yet but I'll see how this goes once the poll closes...

Bettie Page vs Diana Rigg - Bettie smothers Diana before the English women could get a sniff of a fight.

Angie Dickinson vs Yvonne Craig - Yvonne would like to headlock Angie and gain a quick victory, but Angie escapes trouble and pins Yvonne before mauling her into submission in a close fight.

Tina Louise vs Diana Dors - Diana seems to be lacking aggression and despite very solid physical values she just doesn't get her opponents in trouble often enough. Tina would be much quicker on her feet and wear Diana out into exhaustion once this is over.

Jane Russell vs Joan Collins - Jane dominates Joan and wins easily.

Mamie van Doren vs Anita Ekberg - Heavy-weight clash here but Anita would punch harder and knock Mamie out after a lenghty fight.

Jayne Mansfield vs Jeannie Crain - Jayne pins & smothers Jeannie in a short fight.

Honor Blackman vs Ursula Andress - Could be a tricky opponent for Ursula, but I still think she has more strenght and would eventually crush Honor's waist with her legs.

Brigitte Bardot vs Jane Fonda - After losing to Claudia Cardinale by a single vote, Brigitte turns into aggession mode and surprises Jane from the start. Some solid hairpulling and face-slapping would eventually make Jane quit and run away in disbelief.

[Glamour Fights]

How the fights are going at about the mid-point of the allotted time:

Bettie Page (35) vs Diana Rigg (25) - It is well known that Bettie's favorite targets are blondes which she likes to dominate, tie up and spank among other things. The question is how enthusiastic is she when going against brunettes or at least a reddish-brunette woman. Diana doesn't care if they are blonde, brunette, redheaded, black, white or bald - she just wants to throw them around. Bettie showed she can go after non-blondes and be just as sneaky in not wanting a fair fight. She has attacked Diana from behind before the fight was started. There are no disqualifications in this tournament so that is just bad luck for Diana. Diana is fighting back but so far Bettie has managed to stay behind Diana where she can attack and Diana can't. Will Diana escape or will Bettie force her to surrender before she can?

Angie Dickinson (32) vs Yvonne Craig (26) - This is expected to be a fairly even fight with a set of the "most beautiful legs in Hollywood" (Angie's) vs some very stout and strong dancer's legs (Yvonne's). So far Angie's longer, more sinewy legs have proven to be out dueling Yvonne's. Can Angie keep it up or will Yvonne's thicker legs eventually crush Angie's?

Tina Louise (36) vs Diana Dors (22) - This is a fight for those who like bigger women going at it. Tina wants to rip Diana's blonde hair out and Diana wants to do the same to Tina's red hair. Long legs entwined, large chests mashed against each other, punches to softer bellies all highlight this catfight. Tina seems to be having an easier time of it with Diana than expected. But I don't think Diana is through. As soon as she frees her wrists from Tina's grip this fighting will turn into a real all out clawing catfight. Then anything can happen.

Jane Russell ( 31) vs Joan Collins (26) - A fight between the veteran "nastiest" (so she claims) catfight, Jane, against an up-and-coming nasty fighter in Joan. Claws are out going for hair, faces, and boobs. Knees and feet kick, aiming particularly at the crotch when the two lock up fingers. Will the bigger more experience Jane prevail or will the younger Joan establish herself at Jane's expense. So far Jane is teaching Joan a lesson. Is Joan a fast learner?

Mamie Van Doren (27) vs Anita Ekberg (31) - You have to admire the pluckiness of Mamie. On paper she seems to stand no chance against the big, tough Swede, Anita. One solid punch to her jaw or belly and Mamie would be walking around in a daze. One powerful smash to her breasts would leave them bruised and painfully sore. But Mamie is a relentless catfighter as her record has shown. It is taking all of Anita's superior physical traits to content with Mamie and stay in control. It is amusing to see the smaller woman being the real aggressor and the bigger woman on the defensive. One wonders when Anita will tire of this and mount an attack that will send Mamie into oblivion, that is if Anita can or will Mamie eventually wear her down?

Jayne Mansfield (39) vs Jeanne Crain (20) - It would appear that these two women are close enough in size and physique that this would be a very close fight. That might have been true if Jeanne hadn't told Jayne she was "just a weak, blonde, patsy pushover who couldn't fight her way out of a wet paper bag." Jayne didn't answer wit words but with fists, claws, and knees. She attacked Jeanne so quickly and ferociously that Jeanne was completely bewildered. Surprisingly so fat this is one of the most one-sided fights. Can Jayne continue to pummel Jeanne or will she become arm and leg weary, allowing Jeanne to recover and then take over the fight?

Honor Blackman (28) vs Ursula Andress (29) -  perhaps the best fight of this round as far as strong women with great fighting skills go. Ursula relying more on strength and quickness against Honor relying on strength and martial arts skills. Talk in the crowd seems to be that Ursula probably is stronger, especially in the legs, while Honor has better body control from her martial arts skills. Neither woman seems to be able to gain a significant advantage but we love watching the action of two powerful, skilled fighters going at it toe to toe. Will the younger and stronger (?) Ursula wear Honor down or will Honor frustrate her my using Ursula's attacks against her and flipping her down hard on her ass until Ursula balls victim to a well placed kick? Honor is certainly capable of handing Ursula her first loss and make a name for herself. Ursula is just as capable of staying undefeated.

Brigitte Bardot (29) vs Jane Fonda (30) - A fight between two long legged, slender blondes. As noted above, Brigitte became very aggressive after losing to Claudia by just one vote. She came out and tried to surprise Jane with a quick attack But Jane is at least as fast as Brigitte if not faster. She parried Brigitte's attack and the two are now locked up in a very even struggle. The pull hair letting go only long enough to trade slaps. Faces are getting redder and redder. They try and knee the other in the cxnt but both are too well balanced and too fast to allow solid contact to their pussies. Just now I see both reach down with one hand to grab whatever they can grip between the legs while holding onto the hair with the other hand. But I think this fight will end when one of them is able to wrap those long, slender legs around the others waist or head.

[Glamour Fights]

Synopsis of the catfights:

Bettie Page (53) vs Diana Rigg (47) – There was a question how Bettie would perform in this fight. She wasn’t up against her favorite foe, a blonde, and in her released dominatrix photos she was often showing suffering a spanking at the hands of another brunette. Of course Diana was more of a reddish dark haired beauty than a brunette. There was no doubt about Diana’s motivation. She had won only two fights in spite of her judo talents. It seems it isn’t so easy to toss and flip your opponent when she has a big glob of your hair in her hands. Besides, they didn’t teach tit twisting and mauling in martial arts class. Diana decided to go catfight toe to catfight toe with Bettie and immediately went for her hair and actually tossed her onto her ass. This pissed off Bettie who cam roaring and screaming back. The two then struggled for supremacy in a classic catfight. The battle was very even with each woman doing lots of damage to hair and skin. The spectators thought the much younger Diana would wear Bettie down. But the wily veteran used her larger tits to take away Diana’s breath at times and weaken her. A close fight but in the end Diana was able to put Diana over her knee and use her hairbrush on her.

Angie Dickinson (51) vs Yvonne Craig (46) – For those who like gorgeous legs (some say Angie has the best in the business) and/or powerful legs (just look at Yvonne’s thighs and well defined calves), this fight was a dream. We could only hope that this would end up a battle for leg superiority with legs entangled as the two roll back and forth on the ground. Yvonne invited this challenge as she was sure her legs would crush Angie’s. Angie is very proud of her legs and wanted to prove they were second to none in both beauty and fighting. Indeed, Yvonne got the early lead as her big thighs entrapped Angie’s legs and squeezed them hard. But as the rolled such grips came apart and legs got tangled up. The difference ended up being the longer legs of Angie. She was able to get Yvonne on her back then spread Angie’s legs in a grapevine that was spread so far Yvonne’s vagina was complaining. Yvonne was trapped and couldn’t free her legs. She had to admit that Angie was the better woman or at least had the better legs this time.

 Tina Louise (59) vs Diana Dors (39) -  A big, stacked redhead with an hour glass figure against a big, stacked blonde with an hour glass figure – close in weight and with Tina being only slightly taller (often a disadvantage in wrestling). Both women wore outfits that exposed their legs. Diana came out with a jacket but shed that so their arms were also bared. The opinion was that Tina had the thicker legs and arms but it wasn’t clear if she had more muscle or more fat on these body parts. The two approached each other with claws extended. They clocked up and it quickly became evident that Tina was stronger and, more importantly, with the better balance and body control. She threw Diana down to the ground and never let her up. Tina worked Diana over for an easy win whereas most expected this to be an even fight right up until the end.

Jane Russell (54) vs Joan Collins (43) – Jane considered herself the biggest, nastiest, toughest, meanest bitch around – certainly the class of the brunettes who were always better than blondes. Joan was an up and comer who wanted to take over Jane’s claim. She actually sharpened her nails and put thick epoxy on them to harden them. Joan quickly learned that she was still not in Jane’s class when it came to catfighting. Jane’s experience told her Joan would be over eager to attack her. She taunted and baited Joan to attack her even wilder and out of control.  As Joan blinded rushed at her Jane would show a sinister smirk. She easily stepped to the side, grabbed Joan by the hair and flung her forward while booting her on the rump to drive her face forward, smashing her illustrious breasts on the floor. Joan would get up even more furious and angry. The frustration and rage made her attack even more out of control which Jane calmly turned against her each time. Sometimes Jane would repeat her ass kicking move on one side or the other. Sometimes she would stay in front and raise a knee and let Joan run her cxnt into it or she would lift it to drive it into her stomach or breasts. Joan got angrier and angrier and Jane had more and more fun. Finally Jane put Joan out of her misery by grabbing her hair with both hands and ramming Joan’s chin down onto her knee. Joan went out like a light and crumbled in a heap on the floor. Jane placed her foot on Joan’s wide hips and raised her arms in victory. “Come back and see me sometime when you learn how to fight” Jane teased Joan.

Mamie Van Doren (48) vs Anita Ekberg (50) – “That bleached platinum blonde bimbo is way overrated and I am going to crush her. She has beaten losers and got her ass trounced by anyone tough. Well I’m the toughest of the toughest!” This was Anita’s opening verbal shot at Mamie. “The bigger they are the harder they fall and that fat assed bimbo is going to fall on her ass a lot!” Mamie shot back. No love was lost between these two blondes, each believing she was sexier and more beautiful than the other. Mamie seemed to have the extra motivation as she was sick and tired of hearing she was overrated. She had something to prove. Anita had less to prove since everyone figure she was the odds on favorite with her size and strength over Mamie. Anita also said “Her over bleached damaged hair won’t take much abuse. It is so brittle it will break at the slightest tug.” “Fuck her” answered Mamie. “If she thinks her hair is stronger that means I can just use it more to drag her around.” What Anita didn’t count on was how quick Mamie was. As the two approached Mamie dodge Anita and then jumped onto her back. She circled her legs and crossed them in front of Anita to ride her and then sunk both hands into her hair to whip Anita’s hair all over the place. Anita’s scalp was burning by the time she forced Mamie’s legs apart and got her off her. Maybe it was because of their trash talking about who had the strongest hair, but the fight turned into a vicious hair pulling catfight. Mamie had outsmarted Anita by getting into a type of fight that evened up their abilities. Anita forgot to use her much more powerful legs to crush Mamie. Instead she concentrated on trying to rip Mamie’s hair out. Mamie is a hair puller par excel lance and gave as much as she got. The fight could have gone either way but Anita’s height advantage and greater arm strength eventually took it’s toll on Mamie. Tears were flowing from both sets of eyes from the pain but Mamie started bawling outright with her cheeks soaked from tears when she finally had to admit Anita had won.

Jayne Mansfield (58) vs Jeanne Crain (40) – Jayne is another woman sick of hearing she is a patsy who can’t fight and has been lucky to win any fight. She says “People forget that I do a lot of resistance and strength training with my muscle bound boyfriend. Hey, I’m no feminine to show bulging muscles but I am strong. Other women underestimate me which is why I win.” Jeanne looked over Jayne and didn’t buy what Jayne was selling. “She’s soft and weak. And that tiny waist, only 18 inches. Once I get my legs around it she will have to surrender of get some broken ribs in the process.” It must be said that Jayne has one of the highest IQs around and that is not just publicity hype. She listened to what Jeanne said and knew Jeanne would be going after a body scissors to win. Jayne surprised Jeanne who discovered she was stronger than she looked. Jayne force Jeanne into a full nelson where Jeanne couldn’t use her legs. She walk and danced Jeanne around with the full nelson, sometimes bending her forward at the waist and sometimes bending backward and lifting Jeanne’s feet off the ground. Jeanne tried all sorts of methods to break the full nelson, including ramming her arms down on Jayne’s but nothing succeeded. Finally Jayne bent way back and Jeanne’s legs flew out parallel to the ground. Jayne then slammed her down hard on her ass. Pain shot up Jeanne’s tailbone as Jayne wrapped her legs around Jeanne’s waist. “Let’s see whose waist can’t stand to be crushed. My legs are long and shapely and you will find out just how strong they are.” Helpless to escape and her sides screaming in pain, Jeanne gave up for a devastating loss. Jayne had completely controlled and humiliated her.

Honor Blackman (45) vs Ursula Andress (52) – This was a fight that pitted two strong, skilled fighters and wrestlers against each other. Honor had an advantage in knowing martial arts. Ursula was the stronger of the two. Ursula probably had the greater stamina but onlookers figure Honor could wear her down faster by using Ursula’s strength and speed against her with hip flips and other tosses. Ursula also seemed to have the more athletic and more flexible body. Which one would prevail in what would be more a test of fighting skills and of catfighting. Honor started out by using Ursula’s moves against her and bouncing her around. But Ursula learned Honor’s moves and timing as the fight went on. Soon each exchange ended up in a draw Honor would try and toss Ursula but Ursula would place her leg to prevent it. As Honor slowed down Ursula was able to use her greater strength and athleticism. Soon Ursula took over control and it was just a matter of time before she either pined Honor or forced her to submit. Ursula added insult to injury when she counter Honor’s last attempt at tossing her down. Instead she tossed Honor down and grabbed her legs. With Honor on her back she bent Honor’s legs up and over in a matchbook. Then sat on Honor’s thighs and spanking her ass which was sticking up in the air.

Brigitte Bardot (47) vs Jane Fonda (52) – Brigitte and Jane are both tall and thin. Both are very quick. The odds makers said Brigitte was slightly faster and Jane was slighter stronger. Their legs were very slender. Certainly neither had the powerful looking thighs of a Yvonne Craig or Mitzi Gaynor. But their legs were often their best weapons. They could last out with hard, quick kicks and likely could kick higher than others in the tournament. Well placed kicks delivered quickly and often kept many opponents at bay and unable to get in and use their superior weight and strength. Brigitte and Jane proceeded to use their best attacks against each other. Kick after kick was trusted out. Some landed but most ended up leg hitting leg as they effectively blocked the others kick. Both landed close to the same umber of effective hits. It became a matter of attrition and stamina. Jane proved to have the slightly stronger kicks. As time went on Brigitte made less and less contact and Jane more and more. Still it was a close battle until the end. Jane won by a high round house kick to the side of Brigitte’s head. Brigitte was dazed and couldn’t continue.