After a series of losses in fights, the most humiliating of which was
Taylor Swift’s final victory over her as the result of a boxing match, pop princess
Katy Perry wanted to have a break from all hostilities.
However, the British TV presenter
Kate Garraway changed Perry’s mind rather quickly.
One day, she asked the producer of the show hosted by her who’d be the next female guest she was going to interview in the studio.
She was told it was going to be Katy Perry who’d be ‘talking about how much her fans adore her big bust’.
Kate Garraway mused on that item of information for a short while, then asked incredulously, ‘Is it really her who wanted to talk about - that?’
‘It’s her fans who want her to talk about it. They can’t get enough of discussions about her big bust!’
Kate started laughing. ‘What the hell is that about? Is she seriously coming on my show to brag about her tits? How is she going to impress anybody with those pimples of hers while sitting next to me?’
Kate Garraway had a quite valid point. She knew at a 36C she was a whole bra cup size bigger than Katy Perry with her measurement of 32D.
When Katy was on the show she soon shot angry glances at Kate which said nothing but ‘You bitch, you can outboob me with your size but mine are still better!’
Kate kept smirking at Katy while conducting the interview and comparing her own breasts to Katy’s which were decidedly dwarfed by those of the 51 year old woman.
Finally, the conversation live on television took an openly hostile turn.
Kate told Katy she was surprised Perry’s fans made ‘such a fuss about an averagely sized pair of boobs’.
Katy was visibly getting angrier. ‘Averagely sized?’ she said with indignation.
‘Well,’ Kate continued, ‘if you compare them to mine, my boobs are a bit more on the impressive side than yours, don’t you think?’
That was enough to spark things into action between the two women. Still broadcasting live, Katy and Kate agreed to settle their rivalry by a boob on boob fight in which one woman would pancake her opponent’s pair of tits with her own. Not even satisfied with that alone, they’ll wrestle in a ring until one lady completely dominates and defeats the other.
KATE GARRAWAY: 51 years, 5’3”, 70 kg, cup 36C
KATY PERRY: 33 years, 5’6”, 59 kg, cup 32D
KATE GARRAWAY (below) is convinced that even at her age of 51 years she’s the sexier lady when she compares herself to 33 years old Katy Perry. ‘I’ve got the better curves and the better looks.‘
Below: ‘Look at my gorgeous tits - that poor trashy little pop princess can only dream of a set like that!’
Below: ‘She’s obviously not looked at my muscles before accepting my challenge to fight me in the ring. I’ll squash her to a pulp in these arms.’
KATY PERRY (below): ‘Oh, Kate, you poor thing! There’s a difference between having curves and just being old and fat! In our beauty contest it’ll be obvious to everybody that I’m the sexier lady with the better body!’
Below: ‘Who cares about the size of your flabby, powerless obsolete milk bags, Kate? My strong, firm girls will pop them open and pancake then until an unappetising mess is all which is left of them.’
Below: Where are those muscles you brag about, Kate bitch? I’m going to crush your rib cage in a bearhug! Have you even looked at my arms, you silly slut?’
