[presenterfan]

Burried in the schedules of UK morning TV are dated Judge Judy episodes.  In one case a married man was having an affair with a lady at his work. He told her he wasn't married The wife had seen her as she picked her husband up and drove him to work every morning.  The two women had echanged messages,  but the man denied being married and said his wife was an ex girlfriend who was jealous and didn't want him to be happy.  He told his wife the other woman was infatuated and wouldn't lave him alone.  On her day off the girlfriend had text hm at work and asked if he wanted a lift home. Outside the work place his wife recognised his girl friend car and the two women who were mature and both weighty had an altercation.  The girlfriend said the wife had grabbed her lapel, pinded her in the cars seat, and beat her face as he tried to release her seat belt.   She had pictures showing the bruising.  The wife response; "IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE CAN'T FIGHT".
Told she shoukld have directed her anger to her husband, in the after case interview she said she was standing by him and going nowhere.   Lets hope the next time he cheats its with a woman who is willing to go at it with his wife.

[catfightlover40]

Where the quote is indeed lifelike, the show itself, of course, has no real elements, most of it is embellished for dramatic effect by a member of the WGA, but I appreciate them toying with this particular fantasy. To a certain extent it's actually better this way because the "you should smile more" regime already does give women a scripted life, and before recent changes, the ones to step out of that line were women who're already aggressive in every other aspect, which is way less often sexy as we wish it would be.

[presenterfan]

Another case, another fight between women.  The defendant was asked how the fight started?
'We chest bumped then got into a slapping match.'  To know that two mature women's first thought was to aggressively ram their breasts together; what a spectacle, what a turn on!