2018 Celebrity Sexfight Tournament, Wk 5, Gp A: Naughty Devils vs Team JobberIrina Shayk, Candice Swanepoel & Sarah Brooke vs. Kelli Berglund, Foxy Di & Olivia Holt
* * * * TONIGHT'S STARTING LINEUPS * * * *
The Naughty Devils (SaraJ)

Pornstar: Sarah Brooke (FL, redhead)
Age: 32
Build: Petite
Height: 5'4" (1.62m)
Weight: 110 lbs (50kg)
Bra Size: 32C (natural)
Measurements: 32C-24-35
Co-captain/model: Candice Swanepoel (ZA, blonde)
Age: 29
Build: Slim
Height: 5'10" (1.77m)
Weight: 119 lbs (54kg)
Bra Size: 32B (natural)
Measurements: 32B-23-34
Captain/model: Irina Shayk (RU, brunette)
Age: 32
Build: Slim
Height: 5'10" (1.77m)
Weight: 121 lbs (55kg)
Bra Size: 32B
Measurements: 32-23-35
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Team Jobber (Maizenblue)

Pornstar: Foxy Di (brunette)
Age: 23
Build: Slim
Height: 5’2”
Weight: 99 pounds
Bra Size: 34B (natural)
Measurements: 34B-24-34
Actress: Kelli Berglund (CA, brunette)
Age: 22
Build: Slim
Height in Feet: 5’3”
Weight in Pounds: 106 pounds
Bra Size: 32A (natural)
Measurements: 33-25-34
Actress: Olivia Holt (TN, blonde)
Age: 21
Build: Slim
Height: 5'2" (1.57 m)
Weight: 53 kg (117 pounds)
Bra Size: 32B (natural)
Measurements: 32B-23-32
* * * * * * * * * * * THE MATCH * * * * * * * * * * *
This first match in the penultimate week of the 2018 Celebrity Sexfight Tournament is about to get underway. Fifteen gorgeous women enter the arena from three sides, then march resolutely down the aisles to the ring where they will take their positions for the start of the match.
This first match in the penultimate week of the 2018 Celebrity Sexfight Tournament is about to get underway. Fifteen gorgeous women enter the arena from three sides, then march resolutely down the aisles to the ring where they will take their positions for the start of the match.
From the East side are the six members of Team Jobber (Captain Rachel Bilson, China Anne McClain, Kelli Berglund, Olivia Holt and their two porn stars, Aria Skye and Foxy Di). At the same time, directly across the arena from the West side, appeared the Naughty Devils (co-captains Irina Shayk and Candice Swanepoel with Sara Jean Underwood and Alina Vacariu, with their porn stars, Sarah Brooke and Angela Sommers).
And finally, entering from the North portal - separating the two teams, were the three referees who'd work the match; one in the ring and one in each team's corner to oversee (and possibly participate in) the treatment of opponents who have been eliminated. More on them in a moment.
But first, let's review what's at stake tonight! This is the final match for these two teams to add to their point totals. At the start of the night, Naughty Devils are one standings behind B Squad - despite holding a win over B Squad in their head-to-head match last week. The all-important orgasm count favors B Squad and could be the deciding factor to determine which team advances and who gets left back at the end of the first round!
If the Naughty Devils win tonight, they'll take over second place, putting pressure on B Squad in their final week match against Strahovski's Angels. Pundits predict a Devils win tonight, but it's a "coin toss" as to their probable margin of their victory. If the Devils win, they'll finish with 7 points, meaning B Squad must win next week to assure their advance. If they lose, but take two orgasms they'll still have a slender hope of advancing (decided by an arcane tie-breaking formulae we can't possibly explain!)
Sarah Brooke, Irina Shayk and Candice Swanepoel have stepped into the ring for Naughty Devils, which leaves Sara Jean Underwood, Alina Vacariu and Angela Sommers to wait in the Naughty Devil's corner, eager to get their hands on the Team Jobber members they expect to fall like leaves in Autumn before the arsenal of sexual prowess arrayed against them by the three Devils in the ring!
Across the ring, Team Jobber forces split into two groups, the first - Kelli Berglund, Foxy Di and Olivia Holt - climb thru the ropes into the ring which leaves Team Jobber captain Rachel Bilson with China Anne McClain and the team's second porn star, Aria Skye in the corner to play hostess to any (or all) eliminated Team Jobber members.
Now back to the matter of the referees! The three of them huddle in a neutral corner of the ring to go over any last-minute items before they split up and go their separate ways. The first, a fan favorite from the 2017 Tournament - TV star Jeri Ryan - slithers between the ropes to work in the ring for this match. Ryan's wearing a skintight top and short skirt; her top tied under her famous juggs - which by the way, never looked better; hard to believe those baby's are over forty years old!
The referee heading to the Jobbers corner is another pleasant surprise! Britney Spears has had a lot of ups and downs in her career, but she's rebuilt her reputation and her career is solidly back on track. Brit told our reporter she's mature now and wants her life to show that maturity. That's why she came to referee this match. "I wanted to see for myself, close-up and first-hand, to actually experience what it's like to be in the ring during a celebrity sexfight." That's when Britney revealed she's "considering" entering the 2019 Tournament! If true, and we're sure her fans hope it is, they'll be excited to see her in all her glory as often, and as soon, as possible!
Britney's counterpart in the Naughty Devil's corner, needs no introduction to Celebrity Sexfight Tournament fans. They've already gave her a standing ovation the minute she stepped out of the referee locker room between Ryan and Spears. She's a veteran of the 2017 Tournament; a key member of the 2017 championship team... Gianna Michaels! Pity any B Squad member who falls into HER clutches!
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With everyone in place, the arena lights dim as Jeri Ryan calls the first two women to join her at center ring. Foxy Di, first in line for Team Jobber is joined by Naughty Devils' Sarah Brooke. It's porn star versus porn star, with a possible trip to the semi-finals for Naughty Devils on the line. Even referee Jeri Ryan looks nervous. She takes a deep breath, expanding her shirt to near its breaking point as she exhales, raises her arm and signals for the bell.
DING! DING! * * * * *
AND IT'S ON!!
Before the echos of the clanging bell fade, Foxy Di (5'2" and 99 lbs) turns her back on Brooke (5'4" and 110 lbs.) and runs to the Jobber corner! Sarah, surprised by Foxy's headlong flight, glanced over at her teammates in their corner as if...
"What the..." When she turned back around, Foxy had disappeared from sight and Berglund and Holt are both down on their hands and knees in the corner looking at something on the floor! Britney Spears is off to one side, her eyes wide; her lips puckered in a tight little moue of concern, or bemusement; but the first thing Sarah noticed was the blonde's braless breasts rising and falling excitedly in her sheer top.
But Sarah's biggest concern was the tiny porn star had been injured as she ran from the ring, so Sarah hurried toward the Jobbers corner, calling to referee Ryan to stop the match and get the EMT's! Several fans in the front row behind the Jobbers had apparently witnessed Foxy's fall and were clearly distressed - two of them weeping and a third had feinted! Sarah felt it would be a gruesome sight as she arched her torso thru the ropes and leaned out to look down at the back of Foxy's head, with its bloody brown hair, at the bottom of the ring stairs.
"Wha...?" Sarah starts to ask just as someone screamed behind her. She started to turn and just then was hit hard in the ass... she tumbled headfirst out through the ropes and crashed down on the cement floor, hitting her head hard! Sarah started to sit up but everything was spinning as she collapsed into Olivia Holt's arms.
"You cheating bitch!" Naughty Devil Sara Jean Underwood screamed from her team's corner as Foxy Di popped up, out of breath after crawling on all fours under the ring from the Jobbers corner to the far corner, climbing up the steps while staying out of sight of the other Devils, then running back across the ring, to arrive just in time to
Drop Kick Sarah Brooke's ass through the ropes out of the ring! Brooke's head hitting the floor and knocking her dizzy wasn't planned, but was an unexpected bonus - one Foxy happily accepted as a gift from the God of carnal lust, Himeros, who she believed delivered Sarah into her clutches.
"Give her to me! Hurry..." Foxy panted to her teammates who hurriedly lifted Sarah's limp body up and rolled it into the ring under the bottom rope at Foxy's feet.
"Come along darling, let's get you comfortable," Foxy purred as she ripped open Sarah's lingerie and peeled it back to expose her full, firm, C-cup breasts with already erect nipples.
"Yummy, just the way I like 'em...!" Foxy sighed as she bent and began to suckle Brooke's nipple, flicking her tongue as it swell and hardened even more. Foxy gave it a little nip with her teeth and Sarah moaned as she began to stir. Foxy reached down and started stroking Sarah's pussy, smiling when the redhead's legs fell open, parting like the Red Sea to ease Foxy's eager access.
Sarah moaned, her right leg lifting, then falling back; her left hand gently holding Foxy's wrist, guiding her fingers to the perfect place... Foxy couldn't stop grinning as she pushed... pushed... pushed... Sarah closer and closer to the orgasm they both knew Shyak wanted.
"Nuuuuu....no.... dun'.... not.... uh-uh..." Sarah moaned, her body slowly undulating; her hips turning left...then right; struggling to sit up... her hand now pushing Foxy's down, trying to move those wonderful fingers away from her pussy.
But Sarah was weak... too weak... too vulnerable... Sarah had denied herself pleasure in the weeks leading up to the tournament; wanting to be strong for her team, she convinced herself. But now, with the wisdom of hindsight, she knew that hadn't been the wisest course. Her body was really... really... enjoying Foxy's fingers... gently pushing her toward the Nirvana of orgasm. Sarah shook her head,
"No... dune...tuh...dun'th.. STOP!" she sobbed through the fog of arousal clouding her sex- deprived mind of reason.
Sarah squirmed and writhed against Foxy's tight grip but she was still feeling the after-effects of her fall. Although Sarah was stronger than Foxy, and her limbs longer, she struggled slowly trying to push Foxy's fantastically erotic fingers farther from her pussy. Finally - at last - Sarah was able to turn her body toward Foxy and knee her in the chest! She rolled over, then scrambled away on all fours to the Naughty Devils corner where she threw herself forward, a hand stretched to tag Candice Swanepoel!
Candice vaulted over the top rope and had only taken two steps before she stopped, hesitated, then backed slowly backed up into the Devil's corner to talk with her Team Captain Irina.
"I know you told Sarah to avoid the porn girls, but it IS alright if I kick their asses, right?" Candice asked, frowning and trying hard to think.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, but I was chewing gum that day and just couldn't concentrate on whatever you were saying," Candice pouted, her big puppy eyes looking sad.
Irina sighed, remembering why she worked with blondes as little as possible.
"Yes dear, it's alright if you kick her ass. In fact, here, turn around... let me show you something..." Candice smiled, relieved that Irina wasn't upset, and turned around. Irina swung her long leg and kicked Swanepoel in her right ass cheek.
"There! THAT'S how you kick ass... in case you weren't paying attention the day I covered THAT!" Irina snarled.
"Well... what the hell are you waiting for? Get out there!" she said, giving Candice a shove that sent her stumbling back into the ring where little Foxy Di was standing, hands on hips, with an evil smirk on her lips and a hungry gleam in her eyes!
Candice finally got her long legs under her, avoiding an embarrassing face plant, then walked up to Foxy and started down at her. Foxy was close to a foot shorter than the towering blonde, and when crouching, as she was now, the little porn star's head barely came up to Candice's waist. So Swanepoel did what Irina wanted her to... sort of! She pivoted on her left foot and swung her long right leg around in a Martial Arts Round Kick she'd seen some Japanese girl do in a film dubbed in English on a late night cable channel a couple of nights ago. It had looked really "keen" and the girl the Japanese kicked went out like a light!
Candice's foot gathered speed as she swung it, and just as it was about to crush Foxy Di's skull like it was made of the Styrofoam that her fake head had been, at the last second Foxy lowered her head, sprang forward, and Head Butted Candice in the groin! Candice flew backward, landed on her ass and bounced a couple of times before she rolled onto her back, her knees drawn up to her chest, both hands cupping her throbbing Mound of Venus as tears welled up and she slowly rocked back and forth.
Foxy Di walked over, stomped on Candice's left breast, smashing it flat, then as the blonde model wailed in pain, Foxy began removing Candice's lingerie so quickly that by the time Swanepoel realized what was happening, she was naked - except for a small sheer patch of lace she held in her hands and had clung to while the rest was torn from her.
"I saw that film too," Foxy told Candice as she straddled the blonde model's waist, pinned Candice's hands to the mat and bent to start kissing her, then moved her mouth lower and started suckling Candice's perky little Bee's.
"That Jap bitch really kicked ass, didn't she?""Unnnnnhhhhh...," Candice moaned, Foxy unsure if she was agreeing with her about the Japanese hottie, or just appreciating Foxy's tonguing technique on her nipples; not that Foxy cared.
In the Naughty Devil's corner, Sarah Brooke was holding an ice pack to her head and Irina Shayk was pacing and muttering something about blondes and idiots. Gianna Michaels, with nothing else to do, had stripped Angela Sommers, bent her back over a table and was hammering her with a strap-on she'd picked up from the table. Gianna was also muttering about working with idiots, but she was more upset because, by now, she'd expected to have at least two Jobber bitches eating her out while all she had to service her needs was a borrowed strapon and a bored blonde porn star!
Gianna gave Angela a couple more hard thrusts, then glanced back over her shoulder, happy to see - across the expanse of ring - that by the look on her face, Britney Spears was as bored as Gianna. Lucky Jeri Ryan at least had something to do... she was texting on her cellphone while Foxy was mindfucking Candice.
Gianna wondered...
'Is it even possible to mindfuck someone who's a brainless blonde bimbo?' Foxy kept slavishly licking Candice's nipples, hoping to keep her occupied while Foxy tried to figure out what to do with her next. Foxy didn't have a 'Plan B' about what to do if she didn't nail Sarah before she got her wits about her. Once Brooke escaped and tagged in "the giraffe" Foxy knew she was in for deep trouble.
And judging by the faces of her own teammates, neither was eager to rush in and take her place! In the Jobber corner, Kelli Berglund would be the next member in the ring and had no doubt she'd be in trouble if she had to face Irina after the trick they'd pulled on her teammate. Thinking to distract Candice and maybe give Foxy enough time she could "hit a gusher" Kelli picked up the Styrofoam wig form and brunette wig covered withcatsupthey'd used to fool Sarah, and held it up.
"Hey Sarah, you want her head? Might come in handy on a cold night when you're all alone and need to get off. It'd be easy for you to blow her mind if it's not attached!" She and Holt tried to "sell" how unconcerned they were, pretending to laugh at the joke but it seemed neither was that good an actress. Sarah pretended not to have heard them and Irina not only didn't laugh; she seemed to get even angrier, if possible.
"Shit!" Holt muttered when she saw they'd only gotten Brooke - and the other Devils in their corner - more upset.
"Hey, that wasn't MY idea!" Olivia yelled over to Sara, Alina, Irina and Sarah, figuring Angela was having too much fun to care. All Olivia Holt wanted as more lenient treatment when they finally got their hands on her.
"That was all Foxy and Rache's idea!"Sarah gave Olivia "the finger" as her team's response to the taunt.
Somehow, while everyone was distracted by Gianna-Angela's hi-jinx, and Olivia and Kelli's pathetic attempts to plead for mercy, Candice Swanepoel had come alive and gotten her long, limber, legs securely wrapped around Foxy's chest in a
Body Scissors. Candice had one of Foxy's legs pulled up and back, her arm wrapped around it to hold it out of the way while she went to work with the two fingers already in the petite porn star's pussy!
It had taken Candice too long to recover her wits, but Foxy hadn't come up with anything to counter the world class model's octopus-like limbs. (There
IS something to be said for flexibility and Victoria's Secret has the most rigid training program in the industry - one reason their models rank among the top fashion model sexfighters in every worldwide ranking, year after year!)
Once Candice finally had Foxy under control, she had little trouble getting the hyper-sexual little porn star "pointed in the right direction" and within a few minutes, Foxy Di was teetering on the brink of an orgasm! Candice kept pushing... and pushing... and pushing... Foxy couldn't take any more and with a huge sigh, almost of relief, her body spasmed, her hips rose up as her back arched, and with a loud cry she climaxed, spilling her bodily fluid onto the canvas beneath her tight, firm, butt.
Foxy went limp, her breath coming in a series of short, hard, gasping rasps as she struggled to get air back into her lungs. Candice sat back, flexing her tired arm muscles, then wiped her moist fingers across Foxy's abs... leaving a snail trail of glistening moisture on her lower belly. Candice tried to stand, but her legs were unsteady; she staggered, fighting to keep her balance then sat down just as Irina and Sarah rushed to her side. They offered to help her back to the safety of their corner, but Candice asked them to just let her rest a minute. Sara Jean and Alina had rushed out, gathered up Foxy and dragged her limp body between them back to where Gianna stood waiting; the still warm strapon around her hips dripping Angela Sommers' orgasm from the tip of its bouncing shaft.
Jeri Ryan didn't bother to confirm what everyone in the arena saw with their own eyes, she simply pointed to the scoreboard and held up a single finger. The scorekeeper pushed a button and, just like that, the score changed to read:
Devils - 1; Jobber - 0.* * * * *
While everyone in the Naughty Devils corner gave a relieved sigh and paused to catch their breath, or took a drink of water, or was too busy strapping down Foxy Di to bother. In Team Jobber's corner Kelli Berglund was readying herself for battle. She didn't have the size, weight, nor experience equal to Candice Swanepoel, but she had a fiery determination not to be humiliated...especially not tonight!
Call her crazy (her teammates did when she told them) but Kelli Berglund's parents had flown in to watch their daughter's match tonight; her team's last in the tournament. Kelli's folks had always supported her and while they disapproved of her choice, they still showed up, put on a brave face and cheered for their 'little girl.' The least Kelli could do was her best; to try hard not to let them down!
Candice lay in the ring on her back, her feet drawn up, her knees raised, her legs spread to let the arena's air-conditioned air gently waft across her overheated pussy as she tried to calm herself, clear her mind and think about how she wanted to approach Berglund. Candice was still far from being ready when Jeri Ryan sounded the 10 second warning buzzer and Kelli Berglund entered the ring; her face a stolid mask showing no emotion.
Candice knew Berglund wanted payback for what she'd done to her friend and teammate but Candice just wanted out of the ring, to finish the night without having to listen to Britney Spears' singing "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go" while she was fucking her until Candice drooled and incoherently begging Brit for more! Candice had been there and done that before. While it may sound like fun to some, with Britney in control it had been far from fun for Candice!
As Kelli climbed thru the ropes, referee Jeri Ryan quickly ran her hands over Kelli's barely concealed body, her fingers beneath the cups of her top, teasing her nipples erect, then down the front of her low-slung bottom... nothing concealed in her moist slit, Jeri made sure of that, too! From the crowd, a rowdy fan sitting behind Kelli's parents, screamed,
"Give 'er hell, Kell!" making Berglund blush.
Ryan chuckled, then hissed,
"They're gonna see it all in a few minutes, aren't they bitch?" then she gave Kelli a slap on the ass to send her toward Candice who, with a huge sigh, pushed herself to her feet and got ready to face the little brunette.
"I don't suppose we could do this the easy way?" Candice asked hopefully when Kelli stopped and stood facing her just inches away.
"Maybe you slip out of that little thing; we oil up and get busy. It'd save time and energy and we'd get to the good stuff quicker." Kelli just glared at Candice with dead eyes.
"You're already nekkid," she said coldly.
"I don't see an advantage for me in that. How 'bout we go back to my corner; I'll get some baby oil and have Britney give you a nice relaxing massage. We'll see where it goes from there. C'mon; whaddya say, you know you want to. Britney seems eager for me to get you over there; said she hasn't been with you in a while; she's worried you're mad at her... or something." Just as Kelli knew she would, Candice glanced over at Britney who had climbed onto the ring apron and was staring hungrily at Candice, slowly rubbing her hands together as if she already had baby oil on them and couldn't wait to put them on the South African model. Britney ran her tongue slowly over her lips, gave her a lecherous wink, then cupped her firm breasts in both hands and began rubbing them as Candice just stared, slack jawed at the lewd performance. Candice realized two things in that moment when she decided to away.
The first thing Candice realized was that Britney had learned some new tricks during the years she'd been performing in Vegas. Now, more than ever, Candice wanted to find out how much it had changed her one-time dominatrix. The second thing Candice realized was, she'd made a mistake...
...because while she'd been staring at Britney, Kelli Berglund had been winding up and drove her fist up under Candice's chin, slamming her jaw shut and knocking her damm near unconscious! The blonde model's long slender legs unhinged as she dropped straight down and bounced on her butt - what will be remembered as her 'signature' move in this tournament if she can't smarten up, and fast!
Kelli winked at Holt and gave Britney a thumbs-up, thanking them for the help, then turned to deal with Candice before the big blonde woke up and took her anger out on her. At ringside, Britney reminded Olivia of the "promise" then went back to her collection of toys and began sorting thru them, looking for the 'perfect one' to use first on Candice....or the one she'd start with on Holt and Berglund if Team Jobber failed to deliver on the agreement they'd made with her.
Kelli pulled off her bandeau top - to appreciative cheers, and a few catcalls - from the crowd, then used it to tie Candice's hands behind her back. Once she had Swanepoel secured, Kelli grabbed Candice's ankles and folded her legs back over her head, rolling her onto her shoulder with her ass in the air; her legs spread; her slit spreading wide open as Berglund sat down on the back of Candice's legs, pressing her knees down against her chest.
Kelli licked her fingers then began to push them - slowly - down into Candice's pussy, taking her time, making sure Swanepoel was alert enough to feel when her fingertips touched the blonde's erect clit. She was sure when she felt Candice's muscles contract and she let out a low moan. Then Kelli started gently pumping her fingers up and down, stroking Candice's clit; making her feel every degrading minute of her helplessness. It was important to Kelli that the blonde feel what it was like, though - from the stories Britany told - Candice was no stranger to sexual dominance and submission.
As Kelli slowly 'rowed to the boat' she was forcing Candice closer and closer to her 'point of no return' that special place where a woman is no longer in control of her body; where she must submit herself to her base desires; her secret longings to be taken, controlled; made to do the things she knows she shouldn't enjoy.... but not only enjoys, but needs!
Not "every woman" perhaps, but Candice? Yes, Candice not only needed it, she wanted it. Until this very moment, she hadn't realized how badly she did...but Kelli had opened a door Candice thought closed forever and now there would be no closing it again... no going back... she was now, and forever would remain, a prisoner of her own deepest, darkest, desires! Even as her body shook and trembled with her orgasm, Candice still wanted... needed... had to have...more.
Kelli raised up, let Candice's cramping legs unfold and flop limp on the canvas while her vagina continued to spasm, pumping out a stream of sexual fluid that ran down to soak the mat between her spread legs as Kelli stood posing over her; a foot on Candice's heaving chest....grinning.
Kelli waved to Britany, Rachel Bilson, China Anne McClain, and Aria Skye and all four scrambled up the steps and into the ring joined by Olivia Holt. Together they picked up Candice by her unresisting wrists and ankles, and carried her between them back to the Team Jobber corner. There, Britney had them drape Candice's naked body over her "toy table" and hold her down while she used leather straps to secure Swanepoel's wrists and ankles to the four table legs. Then with her strapon greased and throbbing, Britany stepped behind Candice, grabbed her by the hips, leaned forward over her back and began to sing softly... "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go..." as she rammed the length of the strapon deep in between the South African's "Southern Hemisphere's." Candice let out a cry and kept crying; she couldn't stop and wouldn't for quite some time. (Even later, long after the match, Britney enforced her unwritten "arrangement" with Team Jobber to keep Candice for herself, and herself alone!)
Olivia gave Kelli a hug and a kiss, then patted her ass and reminded her,
"There's still plenty of work to be done, hon!" Kelli nodded and hugged Olivia, taking the opportunity to wipe her sticky fingers on Holt's ass as they embraced. That's when Kelli Berglund heard her father yell down from their seats,
"You're just like your momma was back in the day, baby...give 'em hell, Kell!" His cry was picked up by others in the crowd and when she returned to center ring to face the Naughty Devil's captain, Irina Shayk, the arena was rocking with the chant;
"GIVE 'EM HELL, KELL!"With tears welling up, Kelli Berglund - topless Kelli Berglund - turned to face the iconic model who had led her team to within a win from advancing to the semi-finals.
Neither women noticed the scoreboard had changed to show the new score:
Devils -1; Jobber - 1.
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If you were to read somewhere that Irina Shayk was a professional and took this setback as a minor inconvenience, I suppose you'd be inclined to believe it. After all, if it's on the Internet, it must be true, right? And Shayk is a world famous model, they do this stuff all the time, so there's no hard feelings, correct. But the fact of the matter is... Irina was completely and totally PISSED that not only had Berglund and her "munchkins" tricked Sarah Brooke at the start and were "this close" to making her orgasm, but then after Swanepoel had righted the ship and gotten things under control, she'd fallen for the oldest con in the books... the old... "former lover/dominatrix/submissive/next-door-neighbor/school teacher/who gives a sh*t..." wants to get back together so whatever you do not look" trick.
Irina could have written that script herself (and in fact, had written it, or one very close to it, many times in her Victoria's Secret days!) Which only made her more angry that Candice Swanepoel...who'd fallen for Irina's tricks many times... fell for THIS one. Britney Spears rubbing her own tits? When was the last time
THAT happened? Britney
"fuckin'" Spears has
"people" who do the rubbing for her!
But poor love-starved, horny, Candice, fell for it like a ton of blond bimbos!
"Dammit!" Irina muttered as she stood impatiently waiting for Berglund - who was deliberately making her cool her heels waiting while Kelli and Olivia
"Honeypie" Holt tongue wrestled, and Britney "Spear 'em" Spears, was bouncing against Swanepoel's firm ass with her damn strapon! Irina was ready to scream she was so angry. Which was exactly how Kelli and Olivia wanted her!
Team Jobber had been told they were "hand-picked" by their manager. It wasn't until the team arrived at the Tournament and got to know one another that they realized just how "picked" they really had been. Their manager, the mysterious Mr. Maizenblue - a fake name if there ever was one - had chosen the youngest, smallest, weakest and least athletic women in the entire tournament to be on his team. It hadn't been until Rachel Bilson accidentally stumbled across his briefcase and read what she found inside that they realized he had made a fortune betting on their matches... by betting against them!
But it hadn't been until they talked to two other teams (Blond MILFs and B Squad) that they knew it was common practice for managers to enter a team, talk them up, boasting about their skill and talent, then when the odds were right, to bet against them and clean up when they went down to ignominious defeat! It was at that point that Rachel and Kelli decided to do everything they could to frustrate his nefarious plan and win a match... (maybe two)!
Thus the agreement with Britney Spears to gain her help in distracting Candice Swanepoel (in exchange for Candice's body if they were lucky enough to pull it off. If not, Kelli and Olivia were both going to end up on Britney's table; but it was worth that risk to stick it to Mr. Maizenblue! Now, it was up to Kelli to figure out a way to handle Irina Shayk... who was 7" taller and outweighed her by nearly 20 pounds... and Kelli wouldn't have the benefit of Shayk being distracted by Spears, who at the moment was "balls deep" with her strapon in Swanepoel and couldn't be bothered.
Kelli had a desperation plan, one she came up with herself, thought even she doubted it'd work. She had to lure Shayk into chasing her outside the ring, then make her follow her around the ring to the Jobber corner, and then trust her teammates (Rachel Bilson, China Anne McClain and Aria Skye) to jump Shayk, beat her senseless, then toss her back into the ring where Kelli could orgasm her... all without referees Jeri Ryan or Gianna Michaels calling foul. Kelli thought it ironic that the one referee she knew wouldn't interfere, was already fucking one of their opponents as the result of a blatantly illegal, under-the-table, deal they'd made with her. Kelli wished she'd had some leverage to use with Ryan or Michaels, because if she did, she'd have bought them off in a heartbeat! As it was, she'd have to trust to luck...
"Well, you big dyke, what's the hold up?" Kelly blustered, rising on her toes to thrust her bare breasts in Irina's belly.
"You're not afraid of winding up like your girlfriend, Blondie, over there are ya? If you can't recognize her from this angle, she's the one with Spears spear in her ass... Well, are ya? Huh? Wazzamatta old timer, a 'pussy cat' got your tongue? Let's go, I ain't got all night!" Kelli kept baiting Irina and while the Romanian model may have had trouble following some of what she said, she knew Irina got the sense by the way her face got redder and redder!
When Irina still refused to take the bait, Kelli had no choice but to haul off and
SLAP her smug grin off the model's face! With a scream, Irina lunged at Kelli, grabbed her by the throat with one hand and the hair with the other and simply bowled her over using her height and weight advantages! Kelli let out a squeal as she hit the mat with Shayk on top of her, slapping and punching. Kelli tried in vain to cover her face while protecting her exposed breasts at the same time; already worried about the wisdom of her so-called "plan."
Irina hair-hauled Kelli screaming to her feet and slapped her, forehand-backhand, them shoved her back to the ropes! Berglund bounced off, but ducked a wild right hand from Irina that could have knocked her head clear off her shoulders if it connected. Kelli kept running across the ring to the far ropes and grabbed them to keep from bouncing off. She stood up, grinning, gave Irina "the finger" and stuck out her tongue. Irate, the brunette model came charging across the ring with her claws out ready to "de-mammify" the little bitch.
Kelli took one look at Irina's sharp claws and ducked through the ropes and made a hasty retreat for the corner where her teammates where standing around not paying any attention to her peril. Irina didn't slow down for the ropes, she just went into a foot first slide and slipped neat as you please out under the bottom rope, landed nimbley on her feet and continued in pursuit of the little brunette. Kelli careened around the steps in the corner with Irina's long legs making up ground with every stride. Just as Irina caught up to her and reached out to grab Kelli's hair...
... Rachel Bilson slammed into Irina from the left, at the same time China Anne McClain tackled her from the left. Their combined impact knocked Irina over backward, her long legs flying up as the two little women hit her in the chest with their shoulders and bowled her over. Irina hit the cold cement floor flat on her back and was lucky she only had the wind knocked out of her instead of getting her head cracked wide open! As it was, she was struggling to get air in her lungs, but Rachel and China Anne weren't giving her a chance! They started pounding their fists on her chest and stomach while Aria Skye and Olivia Holt kept a lookout for Naughty Devils coming to rescue their Captain.
But someone else arrived before any of the Naughty Devils could circle the ring. Referee Gianna Michaels had been hanging out with Britney Spears, hoping to get some of Brit's leftover blonde when she finished with Candice. (No sense waiting until after the match if she's right there under her nose, all warmed up and idling ready to go!)
Gianna stepped out to Clothesline Kelli when she turned around to watch the fun. Kelli never saw her coming and Kelli was slammed down hard enough to leave her dazed. Gianna blew right through Kelli and gave both Aria and Olivia a Double Clothesline that upended both of them! While Gianna was dealing with those three, Jeri Ryan had come down from the ring and grabbed both Rachel and China Anne by the hair from behind and smashed their heads together with a loud
THONK! The impact knocked both of them out! In a matter of seconds, the entire Jobber team had been sidelined, temporarily if not permanently!!
Irina sat up panting and looked around, then gasped,
"Whe...whe...where is dat bitch? Where did she go?"Gianna looked at the five women's bodies on the arena floor and shook her head.
"Which bitch is 'dat bitch'? I got a half dozen bitches right here at my feet.... take your pick!"Irina got up, unsteadily, a hand on the ring apron for support as she walked among the bodies Gianna and Jeri had left scattered in their wake. Irina kicked one over onto her back, nope! She put a foot on someone's shoulder and rolled her face up to look at her, uh-uh! The fourth turned out to be the "bitch" she was looking for! Kelli Berglund moaned as Irina kicked her in the side to turn her, then grabbed a handful of hair and started dragging her toward the steps to the ring. At the bottom step, Jeri Ryan gave her a hand, and together they picking Kelli up and rolled her in under the ropes.
Jeri and Irina climbed into the ring, Irina stopping long enough to strip off Kelli's bottom, then used her hair again to drag the girl to the middle of the ring. While Jeri and Irina were dealing with Kelli, the rest of the Naughty Devils, Sara Jean Underwood, Alina Vacariu, Angela Sommers and Sarah Brooke had arrived and were put to work by Gianna Michaels.
Sara Jean helped herself to Rachel Bilson who was sitting up on the floor, wide-eyed and blinking as she looked around trying to make sense of the destruction and chaos she saw where, moments before, her team had been preparing to celebrate the brilliance of Berglund's ambush plan.
Alina grabbed an ice pack off the table where Britney Spears had continued reaming Candice, totally oblivious to the action going on around her. Alina held it to the lump on China Anne McClain's head as she led the dazed girl up the steps and shoved her into the ring.
Angela Sommers gathered up her fellow porn star Aria Skye with a handful of her hair, the other tugging up the slim little adult film actresses bikini bottom giving her a painful wedgie as she was made to high step her way through the ropes as she too was taken into the ring!
Sarah Brooke had no difficulty with a squirming, whining, Olivia Holt who kept protesting her "innocence" but Sarah ignored her and dragged the wimpy little blonde up the steps and she too was put in the ring.
Foxy Di was almost left behind, hog-tied with a ball gag in her mouth in the Naughty Devils corner, forgotten in the rush to take advantage of the four new prisoners they'd unexpectedly acquired. The poor little porn star squirmed and wriggled, tears streaming down her red cheeks as she lay ignored in all the excitement. At the last second, Sarah handed Olivia Holt to Gianna Michaels and ran back to get Foxy, untying her ankles so she could join the others in the ring.
Gianna and Jeri had the Naughty Devils,
"Strip all the whores, including, Holt. Use their own suits to tie 'em to the four corner posts." Gianna kept Olivia with her, since technically she was still going to be an active participant once Irina and Kelli concluded their business and one or the other had orgasmed and eliminated...which at the moment looked like it would be Kelli
Keeping out of reach of the other Jobber members. Irina put Kelli on her stomach in the middle of the ring, then walked around to her feet and grabbed her by the ankles. She started to walk up between Kelli's legs, holding her legs like she was pushing a Wheelbarrow, raising them as she edged her feet close to her ass. Finally, she dropped to her knees and laid Kelli's thighs over her, Kelli's feet sticking out behind Irina at each of Irina's hips.
With Kelli trapped in position, her groin was right where Irina could reach it while controlling both of Kelli's legs; preventing her from turning, rolling over or crawling away. Irina reached under from both sides, her hands found Kelli's pussy... and the fun began!
Kelli lifted her head when she felt the first slow penetration, her eyes widening, her lower lip quivering at the realization she was vulnerable and helpless; unable to prevent what was about to happen. She looked around the ring... at her friends and teammates whose naked bodies were on lewd display; their hands bound behind them to the rope turnbuckles; each with a Naughty Devil at her side, their hands touching her mates. There was nothing Kelli could do to end their humiliation...nothing but to orgasm and end - at least the public embarrassment; what would happen to her and her friends in private would almost surely be far more traumatic, but at least it would be out of sight and hearing of the audience.
After several minutes, Kelli's body started to relax as Irina got into a steady rhythm, building toward the requisite conclusion of their dance of love. But Irina was far from satisfied... she and the Naughty Devils had been tricked and humiliated, might even have lost the match. Kelli and Team Jobber would have to pay for their hubris. Irina tucked her fingers together and began to push them into Kelli who, at first, didn't register what was about to happen.
Then, when it dawned on her that Irina intended to fist her to an orgasm, she cried out,
"NO! Please... not that... not in front of my family..." Irina ignored her, knowing Kelli had never considered whether Irina, or the other Devils, had family watching too. Irina grunted as her hand finally broke Kelli's resistance and was in up to her wrist.
Irina looked up to the audience where she knew Kelli's friends and family were sitting; where the 'Give em Hell, Kell' cry had originated. Irina grinned as she yelled out,
"I'm givin' your Kell Hell bitch, how do you like it!" Irina didn't wait for an answer as she began slowly twisting and turning her hand, moving it in and out, all the while making sure her thumb was in contact with Kelli's little love button clit on each thrust.
Kelli moaned, groaned, and panted as her body rode the wave of arousal until it crested and the young Disney actress soared over the top and plunged down, down, down, like a surfer riding the big waves of the North Shore of Hawaii.
When Kelli came it was with a scream that echoed in the hushed arena... one answered by a ringing scream from the crowd,
"YOU BITCH...LET MY DAUGHTER GO!" Irina's head snapped up and, her face twisted in an ugly sneer, answered,
"You don't like it, you dried up old cxnt? Come down here and say that and I'll shove my whole arm up your shriveled old pussy. Now shut your mouth or I'll use my foot on her next!" No further sounds came from that section of the stands!
The scoreboard changed to reflect the new score:
Devils -2; Jobber -1.With Kelli's orgasm, the Naughty Devils now had only Olivia Holt left between them and a spot in the semi-finals. But Irina wanted to make a bolder statement than just fisting some Disney princess to an orgasm. She wanted to send a strong, powerful, message to any team that faced them going forward... the Naughty Devils were not to be taken lightly!
Irina looked over at Jeri Ryan and asked,
"Is she done?" Ryan nodded and gave the signal to the scorekeeper who rang up the point for the Naughty Devils. Then Irina told Gianna Michaels,
"Bring the blonde over and let's get this over with."Gianna brought Hold over, with her hands bound behind her with her own top. Irina pulled her fist out of Kelli, stood up, letting Berglund's legs drop to the mat, then she crossed Kelli's ankles and rolled her over on her back. Shayk looked at Gianna and said,
"Put Holt on her face," nodding at Kelli. Gianna grinned as she pushed Hold forward until her feet were on either side of Kelli's head, then pushed down on her shoulders, forcing Olivia to her knees with her pussy on Kelli's face.
Irina wiped the hand that had been in Kelli on Olivia's face, telling her,
"This is what she smells and tastes like, open your mouth..." Reluctantly, Olivia parted her lips a little, enough for Irina to push her fingers inside.
"Go on clean my fingers... use that tongue, get in between them. It's OK, you can suck 'em too, although you probably don't have much experience at sucking...yet."When Irina was satisfied, she grabbed a handful of Olivia's golden hair and pulled her forward, her other hand grabbed one of Kelli's little breasts and crushed it in her fist. Kelli screamed up into Olivia's pussy and Irina chuckled as she saw Olivia's face when Kelli's scream vibrated her clit.
Irina gave Kelli's breast a squeeze to get her attention and told her,
"Now princess, you start licking her pussy. The better job you do, the sooner she gets off and I let go of this little tangerine of yours," she gave Kelli's breast another squeeze.
"And you blondie, the sooner you orgasm, the faster you can get out of this ring and back to the safety and anonymity of the dressing room. Away from all those cameras watching you having your virginal little pussy tongued by little Kelli here. So girls, let's get busy," Irina said. And Kelli did!
Olivia, to her credit, played her part like a porn star. She ground her pussy on Kelli's face, rotated her hips and rocked back and forth to generate as much contact between Kelli's button nose and Olivia's asshole as she could. Anything to heighten her arousal and get it over with as quickly as possible. Still, it took almost ten minutes before the two girls figured it out and Olivia climaxed with a sob that sounded more like relief that her ordeal was over than a satisfactory orgasm.
Not that Jeri Ryan cared. It was an orgasm and that's all that counted. Ryan rang her up and the scoreboard clicked for the final time:
Devils - 3; Jobber -1.* * * * *
The Naughty Devils, with the help of Gianna and Jeri Ryan, collected the Jobber's, retrieved Candice Swanepoel from Britney Spear's clutches - though it took two of her teammates to hold her up as the entire procession headed back to the Naughty Devils locker room for their 'after party'. Swanepoel was in a multiple-orgasm daze thanks to Britney's non-stop shtupping, and kept muttering,
Dick... dick... more dick... dick..." over and over. She even tried to kiss Jeri Ryan at one point, and good ol' Jeri not only let her, she responded. When she broke the kiss, Jeri told Candice to call her in the morning.
Back in the Naughty Devil's locker room things broke down much as you might expect. with the porn stars hooking up to do what they did better than normal people while the "youngsters" paired off randomly for the most part, switching partners frequently. Olivia Holt followed Kelli Berglund around like a puppy dog for most of the night, pleading with her to let her sit on her face again. Holt might be addicted! (Kelli not so excited about having her visage subsumed by another woman's 'girly bits' but assured Olivia she'd keep an "open mind" for the time being.)
Of course the raunchiest, randiest, and most fun was had by the referees! Gianna and Jeri were both irate that Britney had kept Candice to herself the who time without even offering to share. So they both put on their favorite "mistress model" strapon dildos, bent Britney over one of the benches in front of the lockers and took turns screwing her like a light bulb until morning. When the sun rose, Britney couldn't walk, while Gianna and Jeri went back to the hotel holding hands, both grinning like Cheshire cats and talking about spending the rest of the day in bed together.
And while all that was going on behind closed doors, back in the ring the second match of the night was underway with Wonder Women against Team Crush...
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RESULTS:
Naughty Devils:
Wins: 1
Loss(es): 0
Orgasms Given: 3
Orgasms Received: 1
Naughty Devils records: (Candice Swanepoel, 1-1; Irina Shayk, 2-0; Sarah Brooke, 0-0)
Team Jobber:
Win(s): 0
Loss(es): 1
Orgasms Given: 1
Orgasms Received: 3
Team Jobber records: (Foxy Di, 1-1; Kelli Berglund, 0-1; Olivia Holt, 0-1)