A Jack Daniels bottle up her ass??? Tony, it sounds as if you've just polished off a bottle yourself. Interesting that you mention Jack. Not only is that my whiskey of choice, it's also what Jamie Lee Curtis used to KO Tia Carrere in True Lies.
I loved those barroom catfights that appeared in so many westerns of the 1950's. Destry Rides Again, produced in the 30's, was well ahead of its time.