[jess6]

It's been a few months since I've been on this site and it's been good catching up.  I loved the thread over catfight fantasies.  This is something me and Steve my bf do regularly when we are out together, he loves discussing with me how I would get on in a fight with people we meet, whether its in a bar, in a restaurant or at a party

But we sometimes go one stage further when we think we have the 'right' person and I try to turn it into reality by winding up the other girl, trying to goad her to fight.  On more than one occasion it has worked, if you pick the right person it's not hard to do

My last one was just last month, Steve and I were on holiday in Greece and there were three Dutch girls there together, they were older than me, in their thirties, and we started imaginging me fighting one of them.  She was quite feisty and I wound her up during the week.  It ended with us arranging to fight on the beach after dinner on the last night.  It was a great fight too!

And also fights do get arranged in quiet, intense conversations on front of people.  In the past year I have arranged a fight with a waitress while paying the bill (she told me to meet her behind the restaurant in the delivery yard after she finished work) and with a girl across the table at a dinner party.

[JT Edson]

I would love to hear the details of your fight.

JT

[luvgirlfites]

I like the idea of a woman arranging a fight with another woman.  The closest I came to seeing that was when a waitress with a bad attitude gave me a hard time in front of my wife and continued to do so during our entire meal.  Afterward I said I felt like reporting her to the manager and to my surprise my wife said" Let me try to have a word with her in private.  This needs to be settled by another woman" and with that my wife followed the waitress all the way to the kitchen but was stopped by the manager when he saw what was happening.
Later after she calmed down my wife told me that she was just trying to tell the waitress to take it out on her (another woman) who could fight back if that is what she wanted.
I said that she would get us in jail if she did that and she said she had no intentions of fighting her there but wanted to see if she would meet somewhere later to settle it.
Needless to say my wife found out later that night about how much it turned me on for her  to even attempt to fight the waitress.

[sidekick]

Bravo, Jess!       It's really, really hot for a woman to be this into fighting.  We'd love to hear more details about your arranging fights while in a relatively public setting.  Ummmmm.  It's just the ultimate for me when two women calmly agree to fight, just because they want to.  I love that theme.  Thanks for sharing. 

[jess6]

The girl across the table at the dinner party was a couple of months ago.  Steve and I were at a party given by a friend there were about 8 couples and it was quite a posh do, we were all dressed up, I was in a short black cocktail dress.  There were this couple there who I didn't know and I took a dislike to the woman straight away, she was about 30, 7 years older than me, about my size and annoyingly posh.  Steve knew I didnt like her and was whispering to me asking about how a fight would go between us.  He as touching me while he was asking me.

There was something about her that just made me want to take it further so I started it with glares and looks, she saw me and was giving me them back, it was clear we both knew what was happening.  Her husband or bf was aware as well and seemed as tuend on as Steve

She was wearing a very short white dress and black heels.

At one point she went to the bathroom and I follwed and made sure I was outside when she came out, I pushed past her and she grabbed my arm and asked me what I was doing.  I pushed her away and went into the bathroom

After that I knew it was only a matter of time, and so did she.  When we had coffee a tthe end of the meal some other people had left the table and she leaned across and we had this really quiet civilised conversation

Her  'what's the matter with you'
Me 'what do you mean'
Her 'you know what I mean, bitch'
Me 'get lost posh bitch'
Her 'Piss off'
Me 'or what'
Her 'or you'll be sorry'

At this point I felt under the table and Steve was as hard as anything

Me 'what you going to do about it'
Her 'you and me anytime'
Me 'meaning what'
Her 'meaning I want to fight you bitch, you and me, one on one'
Me 'okay bitch outside in the garden in 10 minutes'
Her 'see you there bitch'

[sidekick]

Very nice and very well played, Jess.  There are more of us that are hard from these events than just Steve.      That's a great setup. I trust the fight was equally as rewarding and enjoyable? 

[jess6]

The fight was really good!!

So who has a gf they would like to fantasise about fighting me, where would it take place??

[TheWatchman504]

awesome story

[rustedone]

"I would love to hear the details of your fight."

"this is a great thread. love the thought of women arranging to fight. how did you provoke the fight with the waitress."

"Sounds really hot,who drew first blood? I too would love details of this catfight! You are a lucky man Steve!"

Really...?  There's an old adage about "one" being born every minute...but on this board I guess it's more like "10" born every minute.  I'm pretty sure somebody could maneuver a paraplegic gay male pit-bull to collect an audience of guys on this forum with a cyber fantasy story of how "she" started/got into a "catfight".    What cracks me up is the whole Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown thing because no matter HOW many times you guys get played, you KEEP coming back for more and absolutely NEVER Ever see it coming.  Unbelievable...! ;-)  That being said, a good story is a good story.  Ever wonder why the "details" NEVER appear in the 1st post...?  Cuz they love it when they get to hear you beg... 

SA

Mr. SketchArtiste...

[ROYALS22262]

We just WANT TO BELIEVE that this is TRUE!  We like to fool ourselves because it gets us going!  That is why most of us continue to come to chat, even though we know better!  I used to think at least 10% of the stuff here was true and real, until SKETCH told me it was more like 1% if that!  Yet, I am still here, forcing myself to believe JESS'S great story, and many, many others!  We need the fantasy!!!!

[Brit_brat]

"Seriously...you really don't have anything else to do but troll along after my posts and try to make funny comments that no one bothers to read all the way through?  Only a complete numbskulled moron would take a commonly referenced title like God member and assume it to mean anything else other than something that referenced how many posts you've submitted.  Are your 1st, 2nd and 3rd lives so empty that the only thing you have to look forward to is picking fights with people on message boards?   You seem like a very sad pathetic old lady that may need to find a place to rest and relax...very soon.  Good Luck to you Britannica.  May you finally find peace in one of your many make believe lives."

Try to make funny comments?  Oh no.......... this has gone way past funny although you amuse me somewhat in your vein attempt at being clever such as not even reading something properly before responding in a way that makes you look like you cant read........ and people hold you in high regard, geeze!  The only thing I have to look forward to?  How about you apply that to yourself ............ you don't do so bad in that department.

I might be pathetic in your eyes, but sad no, despite life events I still manage to put a smile on my face. Old? yes I suppose I am, make no apologies for that, age comes to us all ....... something we have no control over, twill even come to you SA.

Make belief life?  Lol I don't go around inventing statistics, I work with real facts and evidence before I make statements about what goes on and what does not. Cyber life? there is something wrong with that? Believe me if I had the ability to go out into the real world in spare time I would be there. Unfortunately I have other responsibilities that necessitate me staying indoors when I am not out working to keep a house running......... not grumbling... just stating the facts and I would not change any part of my real life.

Brit

[MaskedBunny]

It often happens in restaurants when a waitress offers me out for a catfight in a back alley somewhere.

Only last week I was out with my boyfriend eating at an Italian restaurant when some blonde waitress came up to me and challenged me to a catfight outside much to my boyfriend's delight.

We both went outside with my boyfriend in tow and stood at opposite ends of the yard staring each other out.

Suddenly, and unexpectedly the waitress' left arm dropped off and a laser guided missile launcher extended out attempting to get a sight on me. Obviously I took cover by running up a nearby wall Matrix style and leaping 40 foot over a fence where I then enabled my cloak shield.

This Italian bitch then started firing missiles and lasers every where in a vain hope of hitting me. Ha! She had no chance, I waited until she had used her ammo and then dived 40 foot back into the yard in the style of a crouching tiger flying lizard, utilising my razor sharp false nails I then cleaved that Italian bitch's head clean off!

By this time a crowd of 400 hundred people had gathered together and cheered me on!

Afterwards, my boyfriend was so proud of me he bought me a new sports car as a reward for my catfighting efforts.

And if anyone doesn't believe me, well, they're obviously either gay or interested in fiddling with children!!!

luv

Lauren xxx

I have to admit I laughed when I read this and wanted to post a response that parodied some of our members on here, but then thought better of it and decided not too.

[CrashCorrigan]

Afterwards, my boyfriend was so proud of me he bought me a new sports car as a reward for my catfighting efforts.


Lauren xxx

After all that, all you got was a lousy sports car?  If your boyfriend really loved you, he'd have bought you a Bentley Continental convertible and a Mediterranean villa to park it in front of.  That's what I did for my girlfriend just last week.  Gee, some guys are just so ungrateful!

[CrashCorrigan]

@Lauren_UK; Classic!  ROFLMAO!!!!!