ABOVE: Actress
Gwendoline Christie appears amused looking back at the heap of defeated women in her wake: After ‘punishing’ fourteen inches shorter Maisie Williams ‘for not being a good sport’ while ridiculed by Gwendoline for being a ‘midget’ she squashed four more opponents who successively attempted to stand up for Maisie’s dignity but suffered humiliation at Gwendoline’s hands themselves instead: actresses Rose Leslie, Sophie Turner and Nicole Kidman, and pop singer Katy Perry.
Now, a further actress has come forward to take the challenge of fighting Gwendoline:
Reese Witherspoon, angry about Gwendoline’s continued humiliation of every opponent so far, and eager to make her apologise to all of the defeated women, steps into the ring with her.
ABOVE: In spite of her opponent towering thirteen and a half inches over her, Reese Witherspoon is confident enough to step into the ring with her. She reassures the five women defeated by Gwendoline in the recent past: ‘I’m well built and agile enough to finally take that bitch down!’
GWENDOLINE: 40 years, 6’3”, 84 kg
REESE: 43 years, 5’1.5”, 50 kg
BELOW: Reese Witherspoon
BELOW: Gwendoline Christie
