Dear TABSK,
Hey, Kathy again. Kautious Kathy. You'll be happy to hear I got into a fight with my flirtatious neighbor. Her husband and my husband took our kids to the cul-de-sac common area the night of July 3rd to watch fireworks. I was home alone and she was home alone, and we both knew it. I took a page out of my high school playbook, from when there was a boy-next-door in my neighborhood who I wanted to fuck and who wanted to fuck me. I waited for a day when he was home alone and just walked over and knocked on the door and didn't say anything and just started "doing it". Well, this catfight went down the same way. As soon as the husbands and kids were out of sight around the corner, I strutted over in my jeans and halter top, hair down past my shoulders, and knocked on the side door, not the front door. The bitch opened the side door, which leads into a mudroom-slash-laundry room type thing, maybe 8 feet by 8 feet, and closed and locked the door behind us as soon as I slipped in. She was dressed about the same as me. We snaked our arms around each others' heads, and dug our claws into each others' scalps, our foreheads and breasts and hips pressing close together. Our bodies entangled, and our shoulder blades and butts crashed into coat hooks and appliances and door handles and a wooden bench with sharp corners. We did our best to act indifferent to the pain and wounds we were inflicting on each other, but our ability to muffle our gasps dwindled as our battle extended in duration, from 5, then 10, to 15 minutes. The town's fireworks display got louder and drowned out our cries, crescendo-ing as we orgasmed in exstacy at the intensity of our hatred for each other. I was consumed by pain and wanted to crash to the ground, but the closeness of our quarters suspended us each in a standing position. "Shit, the kids will be coming back now," said I. "Dammit, then get out, bitch," said she. I ran home into shower, warm blood dripping from my scalp and shoulders. My question is this: is our fight over?
A: Two very simple answers, Kathy. First, whew, way hot. And, second, no. No, it is not. There was no winner. And no loser. So, uou two will fight again. Think back to your high school neighbor. What if you and he had had the hottest make-out session ever, and just as he and you were about to do it, his parents came home? Would you two have met again to fuck?? Obviously!! Best of luck in round two.