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1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2

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1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« on: July 28, 2010, 06:57:47 PM »


Victoria Principal
Goldie Hawn
19 years old
24 years old
5'5” 115 pounds
5'5” 115 pounds
37C-23-35
34B-24-36
12th 22pts 11-7-0
29th 3pts 1-16-1
Victoria Principal smiles and gives the OK sign to show her confidence that she will win. “Goldie may not have been the sock-it-to-me girl on Laugh In but she will be the sock-it-to-me girl in this fight. No way can she defend against my lightning fast powerful punches.” Goldie Hawn takes a glance at Victoria’s body and doesn’t see anything to be afraid of.  “When she sees my biceps and feels the power of my punches she will be intimidated. That slender, soft body won’t take much punishment.”

Cathy Lee Crosby (top)
Tuesday Weld (bottom)
25 years old
26 years old
5'7½” 128 pounds
5'4” 112 pounds
35B-23-34
32B-21-33
17th 16pts 8-10-0
22nd 12pts 6-12-0
Cathy Lee Crosby is looking forward to an easy fight. “The organizers must have put some one like Tuesday Weld in the contest so we could get a rest and some practice. She is a joke being such a tiny little bitch. Yes, she is a real bitch, that’s for sure.” Tuesday has heard this all before. Being very sexy but small she was attack my bullies all her life. She learned how to fight and defend herself, especially against big woman. She is fast and knows how to use their size and strength against them. “She will find out I am no push over. Many women make that mistake only to find themselves flat on the ground.”

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
Stefanie Powers
20 years old
27 years old
5'7" 118 pounds
5'7” 118 pounds
34D-21-34
36B-25-35
14th 21pts 10-7-1
31st 2pts 1-17-0
Cassandra Peterson comes out dressed in her Elvira outfit to make her feel evil and nasty. “Stefanie Powers hasn’t won a fight yet. She is weak and doesn’t know how to fight. I want to be as evil as possible to be in the mood to thrash her and destroy her.” Stefanie retorts “I have just been unlucky. Elivra is cheating by wearing the wig. No matter, I will rip it off and then denude her of her blonde hair. She is a powder puff who deludes herself that she can fight.”

Sherry Jackson
Britt Ekland
27 years old
27 years old
5'4” 120 pounds
5'5" 110 pounds
36C-22-35
34B-22-34
25th 8pts 4-14-0
27th 6pts 3-15-0
Sherry Jackson is a fleshy, sexy brunette whilst Britt Ekland is a svelte, sexy blonde. Britt wants to uphold the honor of the Bond women by taking the fight to Sherry and keeping her off balance. Sherry scoffs at Britt. “The slut only weighs 110 pounds. I will toss her around. She had better hope I don’t lose my balance for I will crush her if I land on her.” Britt muses, “If that weak Sharon Tate can beat Sherry so badly, then she has zero chance against me. I am tougher and stronger than Sharon!”  

Senta Berger
Suzanne Somers
28 years old
23 years old
5'5” 127 pounds
5'5½” 118 pounds
38D-26-36
35C-23-34
2nd 35pts 17-0-1
15th 20pts 10-8-0
Senta Berger is undefeated although she does have a draw. With Sybil Danning inexplicably (Senta’s word) losing to Loni Anderson and if Elke Sommer loses to Ann-Margret, then Senta can take over first place by beating Suzanne Somers. “I don’t intend to let a phony like Suzanne Somers stand in my way for first place. Ms Tight Master will learn what strong thighs really are. I will crush her body between mine.” Suzanne answers back, “She will find out I am no phony. I plan to squeeze other things than my Thigh Master machine. Her fat neck is a perfect fit for my thighs or maybe her fat head. She won’t be saying anything after I make her neck and head a few sizes smaller.” Suzanne adds, “I pretend that every brunette I face is Joyce DeWitt. That really gets my juices going to scratch her eyes out!:  

Edy Williams
Martine Beswick
27 years old
28 years old
5'7" 128 pounds
5'5” 128 pounds
37D-23-37
35B-25-37
20th 12pts 6-12-0
18th 14pts 7-11-0
This could also be one of the best fights of this round. Two of the bigger and tougher women going at it with no mercy shown. Edy is sometimes a blonde, sometimes a redhead, and sometimes a brunette. Martine adds she will be a bald headed tramp after this fight. Edy chooses to be a brunette this time so Martine doesn’t have the brunette against blonde motivation. Martine says “I am color blind when it comes to hair. Dark hair rips out as easily as blonde or red hair.  Edy snickers, “her little titties are just the right size to fit in my  hand as curl my fingers in and twist them off. I wonder if she has been marched around the room with the old ‘tit and cxnt hold’. If she hasn’t she will this time.” Martine gets in the last word, “Her wide, over used pussy will take my whole hand as I lift her up and dump her on her ass.”

Jaclyn Smith
Pam Grier
24 years old
20 years old
5'7" 118 pounds
5'8” 120 pounds
34½B-24-35
38D-22-36
32nd 2pts 1-17-0
11th 23pts 11-6-1
Pam Grier gets a chuckle out of Jaclyn Smith’s pose. “She should be praying. Divine intervention is her only chance of coming out alive. If she is smart she is saying her Last Rites.” Jaclyn keeps her thoughts to herself. She is thinking “I am meditating and calming myself, getting ready for battle. Pam is overrated and underestimates me. I will gather my thoughts and my strength and become a force she won’t be able to reckon with. She acts tough but she isn’t all the tough, it is merely an act.”

Sybil Danning
Farrah Fawcett
22 years old
22 years old
5'7” 120 pounds
5'5'½” 113 pounds
36C-24-36
33½B-22-33
3rd 34pts 17-1-0
16th 18pts 9-9-0
To say Sybil Danning is mad as a hornet is an understatement. “I can’t believe I lost to that over inflated titted, fat, fat out of shape Loni Anderson. They should register her boobs as lethal weapons. Farrah has not its so she shouldn’t be a problem for me. I am going to take my anger out on her and there is nothing she can do about it.” Farrah muses, “An angry fighter is not a good fighter. I will use her anger against her. I learned a lot of tosses and flips from Charlie’s Angels and will turn her attacks to my advantage. She will learn not to mess with the sexiest and sweetish Angel, Cheryl Ladd be damned.”  


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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 05:10:22 PM »
More one-sided fights in this set then the first one IMO. Here are my thoughts:

Victoria Principal vs Goldie Hawn - Redhead easily manhandles the blonde in a short fight.

Cathy Lee Crosby vs Tuesday Weld - Cathy throws Tuesday all over the place and leaves her unconscious in the end.

Cassandra Peterson vs Stefanie Powers - Another one-sided affair as Elvira pummels Stefanie into a quick submission.

Sherry Jackson vs Britt Ekland - The blonde is starting a winning run and wrecks Sherry into a brutal submission.

Senta Berger vs Suzanne Somers - Senta uses her long legs to headlock Suzanne and knock her out in a rather one-sided fight.

Edy Williams vs Martine Beswick - The omni-aggressive Martine lives up to the expectations and rips Edy's hair out to turn her into a bald headed tramp!

Jaclyn Smith vs Pam Grier - The biggest beatdown comes here though with Jaclyn getting absolutely trashed by Pam in a matter of seconds.

Sybil Danning vs Farrah Fawcett - Sybil is angry after her first loss and this only means even bigger trouble for Farrah who was the underdog coming into this fight anyway. Another one-sided punchfest with Sybil an easy winner.

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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2010, 04:07:50 AM »
I just can't see Victoria taking Goldie, more like the other way around. Pam would definitely lay a beating on Jaclyn, but the fight lasts longer than most would think. Sybil ends the fight by living an old 60's tune "These boots are going to walk all over you", Farrah just gets stomped.

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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 06:52:07 PM »
I have restored the voting to some reasonable past point in a spreadsheet. I will add this scores to the new voting so the votes listed here will not reflect the actual scores. You won't know the winners until the end of the polls.
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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 12:15:03 AM »
The following are the official scores after detected illegal voting has been removed:            
   Victoria Principal throttles Goldie Hawn        - 54   
   Goldie Hawn throttles Victoria Principal       - 39   
   Cathy Lee Crosby throttles Tuesday Weld       - 44   
   Tuesday Weld throttles Cathy Lee Crosby       - 45   
   Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) throttles Stefanie Powers       - 71   
   Stefanie Powers throttles Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)       - 21   
   Sherry Jackson throttles Britt Ekland       - 44   
   Britt Ekland throttles Sherry Jackson       - 48   
   Senta Berger throttles Suzanne Somers       - 59   
   Suzanne Somers throttles Senta Berger       - 33   
   Edy Williams throttles Martine Beswick       - 41   
   Martine Beswick throttles Edy Williams       - 50   
   Jaclyn Smith throttles Pam Grier       - 23   
   Pam Grier throttles Jaclyn Smith       - 69   
   Sybil Danning throttles Farrah Fawcett       - 68   
   Farrah Fawcett throttles Sybil Danning       - 25   
            
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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 03:55:28 AM »
Victoria Principal 54 vs Goldie Hawn 39: Vassago, realisticman, and barbosa all saw this as an easy win for Goldi. Djcrash gave a dissenting vote. Victoria set out to prove that the one picture showing Goldie with huge biceps was a liberal use of the air brush or Photoshop by the photographer. She dismantled Goldie, making sure it was evident she was out muscling her. Who would have thought the demur looking redhead was so strong and determined.

Cathy Lee Crosby 44 vs Tuesday Weld 45: Tuesday beat Cathy by the very narrowest of margins. No thought it would be this close as everyone though Cathy would chew Tuesday up. Tuesday has spunk but it takes more than spunk to win a fight including strength and size both of which Tuesday seems to be at a lack for. Apparently every time Cathy tossed Tuesday around she managed to land on her feet like a cat and charge back at Cathy. Tuesday may only weight 112 lbs soaking wet but tossing 112 lbs around over and over can wear even the strongest woman out. The last time Cathy tried to trough Tuesday down she lifted her up over her head but her weary legs and arms couldn't hold her up. Cathy went down with Tuesday landing on top of her. Cathy had passed out from exertion.

Elvira 71 vs Stefanie Powers 21: This fight went true to form as predicted by all three who gave an opinion. In fact, Elvira gave Stefanie the worst beating of this round followed closely by the beating Pam Grier gave Jaclyn Smith, and the beating Sybil Danning gave Farrah Fawcett. The lady TV P.I.'s didn't fair very well this round. Barbosa said it was a walk in the park for Elvira and she used Stefanie as her promenade. Next time Stefanie will leave Elvira's wig on her head.
 
Sherry Jackson 44 vs Britt Ekland 48: Britt saw both Sammy Davis Jr. (ex husband) and Peter Sellers (recent husband) in the audience. Apparently all three predictors saw Britt on a winning streak. Maybe she read their reviews and grew in confidence along with her other win or maybe she was just better than Sherry. It was a close hairpulling, starlet type fight with lots of slaps to the face and body. Lots of rolling back and forth. Britt was better at throwing out her leg and stopping on to pf Sherry when they rolled back and forth. Brit was also in better shape and tired Sherry out until she was able to force her to submit.

Senta Berger 59 vs Suzanne Somers: Both Vassago and barbosa thought this was a one-sided fight in favor of Senta. Realisticman was less than realistic when he thought that Suzanne would trap Senta between her powerful thighs to gain a submission. It was a good plan by Suzanne but Senta was just too fast and strong herself to get trapped between Suzanne's legs. One you have one major weapon it is easier for your opponent to avoid it. Senta is strong all over and ended up proving her legs were superior to Suzanne's by crushing her head easily between her thighs.

Edy Williams vs Marine Beswick 50: All three predicted Martine would torture Edy and that is exactly what she did. Edy had little hair left so next match she could be a blonde, brunette, or redhead  - depending on the wig she chooses. Martine showed the rage, aggressiveness, and fire we expected from her. If she fights like this in her fights she could beat all those she faces in the future.

Jaclyn Smith 23 vs Pam Grier 69: Vassago and realistic man thought that Pam would destroy Jaclyn. In fact, Vassago said it would probably be the worst beat down this round. He was almost right, it was the second worst beat down behind Elvira cremating Stefanie. Djcrash predicted the fight would last longer than most people would think. Barbosa though Pam would take it easy on Jaclyn. The fight did last longer than it might ordinarily have but Pam didn't take it easy on her. Once she had Jaclyn incapacitated she continued to put the hurt on Jaclyn in every way she could think of. She has lost a fight or two by letting up and she has vowed to never make that mistake again.

Sybil Danning 68 vs Farrah Fawcett: After her loss to Loni Anderson, Sybil have vowed to make her next opponent wish she had never joined the 1960s Sex Symbol Fighting Tournament. She promised she would give her for the worst beating this round. So she considered it a failure that she only beat Farrah as third best. Farrah isn't sure what happened. She was still wandering around in a daze hours after the fight ended. There wasn't a part of her body that wasn't bruised or sore. She managed to murmur "Well I can take some solace in the fact that Jaclyn and Stefanie lost worst than I did." She was asked if she was going to leave the contest. "HELL NO! US ANGELS DON'T QUIT! IN FACT I INTEND TO WIN MY NEXT FIGHT!" Does she know her next fight is against Senta Berger?
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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2010, 04:48:20 PM »
Thx for the review, Glamour Fights. Tuesday's win must be the biggest upset of this round  :o
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Re: 1960s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 19 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2010, 04:55:39 PM »
Thx for the review, Glamour Fights. Tuesday's win must be the biggest upset of this round  :o
I must confess I had to be creative in coming up with how Tuesday defeated Cathy. Tuesday could be described as a sex kitten so it seems she has nine lives and always lands on her feet.  ;) I wonder how many lives she used up against Cathy Lee.
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