I stand across from you with my magnificent, fake tits wobbling. I put my hands on my hips as I look you up and down. “So, back from slut-cation? What, you done sucking dicks at the beach? Pathetic skank.”
I bend at the knees slightly, putting both hands up and getting ready to fight the most final of fights. “We’ve got a grave ready for you in the back. Well, actually, it’s the dumpster, but you get the point!”