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Celebrity Mixed Wrestling - Stories from Misterpoll

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Celebrity Mixed Wrestling - Stories from Misterpoll
« on: June 25, 2020, 07:17:52 PM »
For a few years I've been making POV caption stories based on femdom answers from my mixed wrestling polls on misterpoll. The general idea is what would happen if an average to below average male went up against today's hottest female stars. From time to time I also do stories about muscular males being dominated by celebrities.

This is a directory to most of my polls:
https://www.misterpoll.com/users/329066

Since the captions themselves are too big to post as attachments I thought I'd share the text of a couple of stories and keep a running update of new ones.

If you're interested in checking out the stories in caption form I post them all on my deviantart page at:
https://www.deviantart.com/garpth

You vs Emma Stone

For the first time in years you've decided to head out for an early morning jog, passing through some familiar places before your path takes you through  the local park. That's when you see her. Emma Stone in athletic gear stretching in the am fog. You're in utter shock and she quickly takes not of your slack jawed stares. "Looking at something shrimp boy?" She half jokingly taunts.

You take the opportunity to approach her and nervously extend your hand. She giggles and slaps it hand away. "really a handshake? You're pretty timid, aren't you?" You stutter trying to come up a response as Emma just rolls her eyes. Panicking and hoping to impress her you try something bold; you swing in for a kiss but a horrified Emma shoves you away. "Hey get the fuck off me perv." She fumes then lands a punch to your jaw splintering your front teeth.  You yelp out in pain as blood flows from your mouth. Emma grabs you by your hair and roughly grapples you to the ground. She gets you in a quick grapevine pin and roughly pulls up her top off exposing her small breast, her nipples poke at your eyes. "My little puppies aren't big enough for a full smother, but theses are still pretty deadly don't you think?" You scream and cry but Emma only throws her head back and laughs.

A flurry of body and headscissors follow as she squeezes you relentlessly in a figure four, her ass pressing up against your battered face swollen from mounted strikes leaving you a sobbing wreck. She sits on your face for several minutes as you struggle to push her off but she only bounces up and down cementing her victory. Just before you can pass out she stands then fires ankle kicks all over your body. "Why is pudgy loser like you even out this early? Bet you just wanted to perv on hot girls didn't you." she yells kicking you again and again, eliciting screams and cries. "Never again bitch boy." A final kick to your head knocks you out cold while Emma stands over you, a foot on your chest as she flexes and laughs.

You vs Isla Dawn

You’re Indie Wrestling’s biggest heel; having just defeated the franchise star you’re meet with a chorus of boos, music to your ears as you hoist the championship belt over your shoulder. Grabbing the mic you scold the crowd. “You ungrateful cretins, none of you have what it takes to defeat the big man. You just flap flap your gums but nothing intelligent comes out, only the squawks of useless rabble. If any of you jabronies think you can handle me come into the ring. You’ll leave in a hearse.”

Fireworks explode on the ramp as Isla Dawn appears through a cloud of smoke. Her theme song blares as she saunters toward the ring. You smile to yourself, as this is all on script. Once Isla is laid out the fans will be out for your blood and you, not to mention the writers, wouldn’t have it any other way. Watching her shimmy and shake her way toward you, you can’t help but think maybe you’ll get to cop a feel...

Once again you hold up the mic. “Please, little miss Isla. This has got to be a joke, but I’m not afraid to hit a lady. Any final words?” Smirking you hand her off the mic. Isla snatches it away, turning her back to you as she addresses the crowd. “This loser thinks he’s something huh? I think it’s time we show posers like him their place.” You reach out to grab her but Isla spins around making you freeze in place. “You’re so weak you tried to attack me with my back turned?” She mockingly gasps. “You’re no man, you’re nothing. Just a wimpy little boy hiding in a suit of muscle.” Isla gives you a shove pushing you back. The crowd is in a near riot as they cheer her on. Isla stares you down then you charge and powerbomb her to the mat. Isla screams as you slam her down, grab the back of her neck and literally wipe the mats with her. The crowd’s cheers have turned to a mass of boos; security intercepts several fans trying to throw chairs into the ring.

Isla is splayed out in front of you, but instead of going for your cradle pin you fall on top of her and grab her breasts. “Count her out!” You shout to the ref. Isla’s eyes pop open in shock as she feels you gripping her tits. “Are you out of your fucking mind!” She roars. Suddenly her legs snap around your midsection. Now it’s your turn to shriek as her bodyscissor crush your ribs. You fall off her, crashing onto your side but Isla doesn’t let go. “You creep! Pervert! Thinking you could touch my breasts, we’ll now you’re fucking dead!” Isla shouts, gritting her teeth as she squeezes with all her might. There’s an audible gasp amongst the crowd and a moment of silence before suddenly erupting in chants of “Isla!” She rolls off you beckoning you to your feet. You protest telling her to lay down and take it. Instead she pops you in the face drawing blood. You grab at your broken nose in shock, giving Isla just enough time to spring off the ropes and dive crossbody onto you. The wind is knocked from your lungs as Isla’s full weight crushes you. She then jams her large breasts in your face shouting “Is this what you want? Huh?” She screams, shaking and motor boating your between her tits. “You think your muscles make you tough but this is where real strength lies!” Isla peels her soft flesh from your gasping, bloody face.

She rips you up by your hair then flings you into a turnbuckle. Collapsing to the middle rope you try to stand but Isla comes running at you, spins and launches her thick ass into your groin. Her booty smushes into your cock, you scream out in agony, slumping to the bottom rope as Isla saunters away and gives the appreciative crowd a seductively twirl. She then bends over and gyrates her ass at you. Knowing what’s coming next you flail your arms at her crying “No!” But there’s nothing you can do as Isla plants her ass in your face and twerks it around. “How do you like getting beat up by his booty?” Isla mocks, giving her cheeks a firm slap. With a laugh she pounds her boot into your face then sticks it under your rear booting you back to your groggy feet.

Smothered, suffocated and beaten you can barely stand, let alone tolerate Isla’s smirking face and the crowd’s taunting jeers. You throw a punch but Isla giggles as she ducks you then sends a spinning round house into your battered face. Blood splatters the mat as you wobble around, barely able to maintain your balance. Isla stands behind you, she grabs you around your bruised ribs making you yelp in pain then hoists you off the ground and suplexes you into the mat. The whole ring shakes from the impact. Isla promptly plants a boot on your face while she flexes her muscle. The ref counts you out, the crowd chanting with the count, “one... Two... THREE!” Isla’s music plays as she’s handed your belt. She stakes her other foot on your balls standing on you with her full weight blowing kisses to the crowd. She then drops her butt onto your chest making you wheeze and cough up blood. Though your eyes are swollen you can just make out a taunting smile “Never step foot in my ring again.” She sternly demands. “And always remember, it was a girl, Isla Dawn, who beat your ass and ended your sorry excuse of a career!”

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Re: Celebrity Mixed Wrestling - Stories from Misterpoll
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2020, 09:02:09 PM »
Love this content.  Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Celebrity Mixed Wrestling - Stories from Misterpoll
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2020, 10:49:39 PM »
I've got a couple stories that I feel are more appropriate for here than to do as captions. Normally I only do stories with females winning but these are too good to not share.

Outside some minor editing these come direct from poll answers

For a better directory that lists out all my polls check out:
https://www.deviantart.com/garpth/journal/Directory-of-Every-Poll-updated-09-04-2020-818950157

These 2 stories take place in "The League" a celebrity combat franchise with one major rule: anyone who loses 4 straight matches must face Dan, the wimpy male who serves as the league's enforcer. Losing to him means the contestant become his servant until she quits the league or redeems herself.

Ariel Winter vs Dan

Ariel was seemingly doomed from the start upon entering 'The League'. Her star power and a massive hype train quickly made her The League's most anticipated fighter even before her first match, and a convincing debut win against Ariana Grande put her on a collision course with the biggest stars. These didn't go so well for Ariel however. Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton were big enough to just womanhandle her, adding in their skill and experience made it a couple of one-sided matches. Nina Dobrev and Kate Beckinsale also won matches against her. And now we are here, league rules are quite serious on the 4 straight losses, and the pathetic Dan has been their 'enforcer' for a while. A loss to Dan means you're basically his, till he beats someone else or you quit in disgust. But with all the downsides to the League, quitting has some terrible consequences for it's contestants future income.

So here we are at the start of the match, a 'Fans bring the weapons' match. Neither Ariel or Dan are really happy with the match stipulations, but Ariel is far more concerned about the prospect of losing. As the bell rings and the match starts, Ariel is caught off guard by Dan charging across the ring throwing haymakers. Dan is caught off guard by the fact that Ariel takes a few solid hits and doesn't fold up right off the bat, but instead hits back and drives him back with her punches. Dan quickly realizes he's going to be on the losing end of this exchange, but eventually he manages to dodge a punch, grab Ariel's hair, and pull her forward into a knee lift. A second gets a grunt from Ariel and leaves her stooped forward. Dan bounces off the ropes and launches another knee, this one aimed straight for her face. Ariel spins out of the way before he hits though, and when he turns around he's immediately hit in the chest by a dropkick. Dan stumbles back into the ropes, and before he regains his balance Ariel has latched onto his arm and sends him across the ring. He bounces off and into a shoulder block from Ariel, which sends both sprawling to the mat. Ariel wasn't quite expecting the blob she ran into, but she is back up quickly wanting to press the advantage she has going.

Dan is trying to climb back to his feet, but never gets there as Ariel closes in and lands a few kicks putting him back on the mat. The kicks turn to stomps and then Ariel runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes and hits Dan with a baseball slide. She then climbs the ropes planning on ending the match quickly, but Dan manages to roll out of the ring before she jumps. Ariel is feeling good about the match, and plays to the crowd for a minute before turning her attention back to Dan who is now trying to crawl back into the ring.

Ariel walks across the ring and reaches between the ropes to grab Dan's hair, but Dan produces a crutch and nails her right in the stomach. Ariel stumbles away and plops to her knees holding her gut as Dan climbs into the ring. Dan winds up and takes a swing with the crutch, hitting Ariel square in the back and knocking her over. With Ariel splayed out on the mat he swings the crutch down across her chest, and then drives it down into her belly again. As Ariel curls into a ball Dan holds the crutch in the air getting the crowd to boo him even louder. Dan drops the crutch, picks Ariel up off the mat and then lifts her in the air with a bearhug around her waist. Dan squeezes her as hard as he can, but Ariel refuses to submit. Dan eventually tires out and drops her to the mat, follows up with an elbow drop across her chest, then another, and finally backs up to the ropes and hits a splash on her. Now firmly in control of the match, Dan rolls out of the ring and snags a stapler from a fan in the front. Rolling back into the ring he kneels beside Ariel, places the stapler over her thigh and slams his fist down on it. Ariel squeals and thrashes as Dan holds his new favorite toy and plays the crowd again.

Dan picks Ariel up and deposits her in the corner hanging by her arms. He mashes the stapler into her breast, and lines it up right over the nub poking out. As Dan's distracted by her breasts, Ariel shoots her knee out catching him square between his legs. He stumbles away and crashes to his knees, dropping the stapler in the process, and Ariel soon crashes to the mat as well. Ariel plucks the staple out of her leg and manages to get to her feet and pick up the stapler while Dan is still hunched over holding himself. Ariel swings the stapler and smashes Dan right in the forehead. Dan falls over, a small cut on his forehead. Ariel then goes wild with the stapler, slamming staples into wherever Dan leaves an opening, then just smacking him with the stapler. She throws it out of the ring, stomps Dan a few times, then leaps up in the air and drops her butt down on his chest. Ariel spins around and covers Dan, but he has a foot outside the ropes, so the ref won't start the count. Ariel rolls out of the ring, and takes everything the fans are offering out and tosses them into the ring.

Finally Ariel slides a table into the ring climbing in after it. Dan has started to move around a bit; Ariel snags a trash can lid, walks over to Dan, grabs his hair and starts to pick him up. Halfway up he grabs her breast and starts trying to push her, a pack of thumbtacks in his hands grinding them into Ariel's breasts. Ariel squeals and spins away, then stops and laughs at Dan as she wipes some tacks off. "Armored!" she says pointing to her sports bra, then gleefully swings the lid at Dan hitting him in the head. A few more shots with the lid to a downed Dan, and Ariel goes over and starts setting up the table. As she finishes and turns back to Dan, he pops up swinging a VCR which hits her right in the gut. As she's doubled over Dan swings it back up and smacks her in the face. Ariel collapses and Dan stumbles for a minute before dragging Ariel up and getting her on the table. With Ariel face down he picks up the VCR, drops it on her back, and wanders over to the ropes. He climbs up to the top, gets ready to jump, and eats a straight right from Ariel. They trade punches at the top shortly, and Ariel is visibly getting the better of Dan, who finally falls forward off the ropes, inadvertently dragging Ariel with him. They smash into the side of the table splitting it in two and putting them both out. However Dan's leg is draped over Ariel as the ref counts her out. Dan's declared the winner while Ariel about to wake up to a whole new world of humiliation...



Dan vs Nata Lee
Boxing

It's been several weeks since the last contestant was forced to fight Dan, and Ariel's paid the price for every minute of it. Finally it's instagram model Nata Lee who's on a losing streak as she forced to face off against the loser. Ariel is piratically giddy, for sure she's about to be free of her tormentor once and for all...

"Round 1
   From the bell Nata is on all out offense mode. While Dan is able to block some punches, quite a few are landing solidly, and he manages to connect with anything but Nata's guard only once.

Round 2
   Nata pummels a hapless Dan. Dan hopes Nata will get tired eventually and slow down, but that doesn't happen, and he's not landing anything effective. Eventually he goes for a clinch, thinking he can at least use his size advantage to bully Nata around. Once in the clinch however it's a different story. Nata is still pounding away, and all he can manage is a few shots to her sides, which really are just more annoying to Nata than damaging. Eventually Dan tries to break away from the clinch, and Nata lets him go and nails him with a straight right as he's stumbling away. Dan sees stars and falls to the mat, but manages to beat the count and is back on his feet. The bell rings; Nata bounces back to her corner, Dan trudges back to his, and Ariel is not happy about the way this is going, so she shares a bit of a plan with Dan to get back into this.

Round 3
   Round 3 starts off as expected, Nata is in quick, lands a couple of punches, and usually out before Dan can land anything in retaliation. Only halfway through the round Dan is trying to clinch, and Nata is more than happy to let him after her success in their clinch in the last round. Nata is once again waiting for openings to land a good shot, and Dan is back to hitting at her flanks with punches more annoying than anything. As they wind up getting closer to the ropes, the ref circles behind Nata to get into position on the other side, and Dan takes notice and drives a hard shot into Nata's lower abs, well below her waistline. Nata tries to push Dan away, but Dan manages to keep her tied up, and takes advantage by hammering punches into her now unprotected belly. Nata wanted to say something to the ref, but at this point air starts to be a precious commodity, and she has to just deal with it.

The clinch lasts for a bit longer, and this time it's not going so well for Nata. She's getting tied up as Dan slugs away at her abs. Eventually the pace slows, and the ref separates them. Dan steps back, pops his gloves together and is ready to go, but Nata looks to be in bad shape. She's wobbly, has one hand clutched to her belly, and the other barely up in guard. Dan stalked Nata for a few seconds, then started off with a few quick jabs to her face. Nata pulled her guard up, as Dan had hoped, and he drove a punch into her gut. Nata gasped and fell back into the ropes, using them to hold herself up, but left herself open for another blast from Dan right into her navel. Nata dropped to her knees and balled up holding her gut. Nata used the entire count from the ref before she got back to her feet. As the match restarts, all she can do is go back for another clinch, which Dan quickly takes. Dan lands slowly paced gut punches, pushing Nata back into her corner and talking trash the whole time. Eventually the bell rings and Dan breaks and heads back to his corner. Nata's corner wants to end this, but an icy glare from her brings that conversation to a quick halt. Ariel in Dan's corner is quite happy with the turnaround.

Round 4
   Dan comes bouncing out of the corner trying to do an Ali impersonation, Nata comes out flatfooted, and is trying to circle, back off, whatever it takes to keep distance. It pretty much works for a minute or so, but eventually all the gut punches from the last round make it hard enough to breathe that she's trying to walk away, and even Dan is fast enough to take advantage and start landing punches. After a few shots Nata goes for a clinch again, and Dan has no problem with it. This time Nata is throwing a few punches, but they don't seem to have much effect, and when she does, Dan takes advantage with a hard shot to her belly. Dan feels in control enough he's telling Nata his strategy of smashing her abs out this round, and if she survives to the next, he's going to 'set the puppies free.' Dan eventually feels Nata's arms stop doing much, and lands hard wind up uppercuts right into her belly before she collapses to the mat. The ref starts his count and Nata barely beats it. Nata looks completely out of sorts, and Dan pushes her right into the corner.

 Nata's arms are drooped to her sides, and Dan drives a punch straight into her belly, causing her to droop forward a bit. Another hard punch and Nata's torso pitches until her face is resting on Dan's shoulder. Dan lands three more punches before the bell, then pushes Nata's chest back and leaves her a sweat covered mess before heading back to his own corner. Nata's corner is splashing water on her face, trying all the tricks trying to get her back into the fight. In Dan's corner, Ariel is near gleeful at the prospect of being replaced by Nata. "Keep on her guts! She's toast, she can't last another round!." Dan meanwhile assures Ariel that he's got this.

Round 5
   This one starts as a mugging right off the bat. Nata barely makes a few feet from her corner before Dan is there throwing bombs at her. Nata has no response other than getting pushed back into the corner trying to cover up. Eventually Dan lands another solid punch to her abs, and her arms go back to being useless. Dan nails two more belly shots then pushes her chest back and flips her arms behind the ropes. Holding his fist up in the air and playing the crowd for a bit, Dan returns, fumbles with Nata's bikini top for a minute and finally yanks it off. He waves it to the crowd, and pretends to throw it out a few times, but eventually flips it back to his corner and tells Ariel to keep it with his stuff. Ariel rolls her eyes in disgust. Walking back to Nata, he now has a new target, or two. For the remaining minute and a half, Dan sends one punch after another into Nata's breasts. By the end of the round they're bruising up and starting to swell a bit. Nata looks helpless in her corner, but still refuses to end the fight. Dan looks to be winded in his corner and gets an earful from Ariel about not just ending the fight.

Round 6
   Nata and Dan put on probably the most boring round of boxing in history. Dan is exhausted from the start, and is trying to land a massive punch every now and again. Fortunately for Nata, most are wildly off target. Nata on the other hand doesn't even throw a punch for the first 2 minutes of the round. Some of her few punches land, but Dan is quite happy as they have nowhere near the power from earlier.

Round 7
   Defense is out the window for both fighters this round. Dan is convinced he can handle Nata's punches, and Nata is fully determined to end the fight this round. Towards the end of the round Nata's punches are starting to sting a bit again, and eventually Dan goes for another low punch and connects, sending Nata crumpling to the mat in a ball. The ref does see this one, and stops the fight allowing Nata some time to recover. As soon as she can stand back up she nods to the ref, and the fight is restarted. They clinch for the rest of the round without much happening.

Round 8
   Another slow start to the round, and it turns into each fighter throwing bombs at each other just trying to end it. Dan eventually lands a hard shot to Nata's belly. Nata stumbles back and her guard totally drops. Too tired to quickly capitalize, he tries to go for a clinch, but Nata was actually just baiting him for a good opening. She catches him with a hard uppercut as he's coming in. A left hook and then a straight right puts Dan on the mat, and he stays there for good.

"Such a loser, couldn't even fight fair and I still put him to sleep!" Nata laughs as she stands over Dan. Ariel is furious as she glares at his knocked out form, knowing if this pathetic loser never wins she'll have to serve him forever...

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Re: Celebrity Mixed Wrestling - Stories from Misterpoll
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2020, 05:23:43 PM »
A couple more stories direct from polls, also I have a new poll directory here:
https://www.deviantart.com/garpth/journal/Directory-to-Every-Poll-Updated-10-19-20-858567650\

The League Part 3: Anastasiya Kvitko vs Dan

This  story takes place in "The League" a celebrity combat franchise with one  major rule: anyone who loses 4 straight matches must face Dan, the  wimpy male who serves as the league's enforcer. Losing to him means the  contestant become his servant until she quits the league or redeems  herself. Currently Ariel Winter is Dan's servant and she's desperate to find an opponent he can handle...

For a week or two before the match, Ariel Winter had scouted Anastasiya and tried to help Dan with strategy. Dan's response was pretty consistent that at 5'9 and 125, Ana was some twiggy model and he had it under control. Once Ana was in the ring with him he started to have doubts. Doubts that 125 was an accurate weight, and doubts that Ana was a twiggy fashion model, the one group that he had at least moderate success against. His doubts were confirmed as the match started with an early trade of punches. His attacks were laughed off at and at best didn't seem to have any effect. As Ana pounded his face he was sure Ana had a roll of quarters in her fists.

Changing tactics Dan tried to lock up with Ana, who easily worked him into a headlock. Ana drove her knees up into Dan's chest and gut, eventually causing him to collapse to the mat, but at least he was out of that headlock and not being choked stupid. It was a short reprieve however, as Ana drops a knee into his back, then grabs his hair and bounces his face off the canvas a few times. She drags flings him onto the ropes, and on his return hits him square in the chest with her knee, flattening him on the mat again. Ana picks him up and hip checks him to the ropes, sending Dan careening through the ref and ropes as he lands outside the ring.

Anastasiya slides under the ropes and stalks Dan, who tries to push himself up off the ground. Dan feels Ana grab his hair and pull him to his knees, Dan closes his teary eyes waiting for something terrible, but nothing happens. Ana lies on the ground, Ariel stands over her holding a broken chair. Ariel drives the chair straight down onto Ana’s back several times, getting a satisfactory squeal with each hit. Ariel gets Dan to his feet, and Helps him roll Anastasiya back in the ring. "Now you idiot, you listen. The reason she's here fighting you is because everyone in the league, except apparently you, knows her back is her weak spot. I hit her with this damn chair repeatedly... in the back! Now get in there, Don't hit her anywhere but her back! You can probably just pin her! Back back back! Got it??"

Ana is in bad shape inside the ring. Ariel was dead right about her back, she had tweaked it a few matches ago, and hadn't it wasn’t healing. Now she laid in the ring cursing herself for not taking time off, cursing Ariel for the sneak attack, and cursing at the fiery pain in her back. She still hadn't even tried to get up when Dan drops down on her back, and quickly locks on a camel clutch.

The ref finally got to his feet, and checks Ana to see if she wants to quit. She had no intention of submitting, at first anyway. Luckily for her Dan was sitting a bit far back, so the hold wasn't nearly as bad as it could’ve been. But Dan gets frustrated that she won’t give up, and rocks back and forch trying to wrench her head back just a bit more. That did add a bit to the hold, but the worst part for Ana is that he was inadvertently inching down her body with each pull. Eventually Ana hit her breaking point. She is about to give when Dan lets go of her chin, grabs her hair and pulls her head back with it.

The ref pops up and argues with Dan about the whole hair incident, ignoring Ana who is trying to submit. Ariel is the only one who seems to notice and once the ref forces Dan to release the hold she goes ballistic at ringside. A few fans at had to duck behind the barrier as she was throws whatever she can find into the stands. Looking back into the ring she sees Dan finish with the ref, then drops an elbow into Ana's back. Ana grunts and Ariel sees in her face that she had to be done. Another elbow drop from Dan, another grunt, and Ana just manages to clench her fists.

Dan then just had to antagonize the crowd. Ana wasn't moving, he had time. He circles around Ana, planning his next move while whipping up the crowd, and he decides his next great moment would be a backbreaker on Ana. That would be his ultra cool finisher! He thought. He peels Ana off the mat, goes for the classic scoop lift, but the weak man struggles to lift her. As he brought his leg forward to drop her across it, his lack of balance and lack of strength causes him to tip forward. Fortunately for Ana she missed his knee entirely, and was dumped to the mat. Ariel gives Dan’s pathetic showing an earful as Ana tries to recover. Taking Ariel’s advice, Dan crawls over to Ana and flops on top of her for a pin. Ana manages to get a shoulder up before the three count, and Jim Ross would have went off for 20 minutes about how sloppy Dan’s pin attempt was.

Dan grabs Ana's hair and drags her to her knees, then hefts her to her feet and pushes her back into a corner. Once there he goes for some chops across her chest a la Ric Flair. Ana pitches forward with an arm around her chest, and Dan goes back to wandering around the ring trying to rile up the crowd. Dan backs into the opposite corner and takes off, lowering his shoulder to spear Ana. Unfortunately for him, Ana moved out of the way before he made it. Dan slams into the empty corner, hanging there as Ana catches her breath. she drags him out of the corner and hits him in the side of the head with an elbow. Dan collapses to the mat, receives a few stomps from Ana, who then backa up and drops a leg across his chest. Dan sputters for a second before Ana picks him up, bends him over knees him til he once again collapses to his knees. Ana took her turn to wave to the crowd before going back to beat on Dan some more.

Ana leans over Dan and says "This is how you do a backbreaker loser." She Plucks Dan off the mat and drops him across her knee. Dan flops to the mat where he takes stomps from Ana.

Ana backs up to the corner and gets up to the second rope. She hops off and lands her butt right across Dan's chest. The ref slid over and counted the pin, causing Ariel to once again rage at ringside. Ana left the ring after the ref lifts her arm and declares her the official winner.

Ariel crawls in the ring and screams at Dan, who just laid there in response. Ariel stomps and kicks Dan while screaming at him. Ana gets back in the ring and walk up behind Ariel, then clubs her in the back of the head. Ana spins Ariel around, kicks her square in the gut, pulls her in close, then delivers a vicious power bomb ko’ing Ariel. Ana picks Dan up and drops him on top of Ariel before leaving the ring, now totally satisfied with the outcome of the match.

Ana shouts to the cameras as she heads backstage. “That loser Dan had no right to be in the ring with me. Barely an annoyance. Now that little witch Ariel, if she ever makes it back to being a competitor, I will teach her a few things the hard way!”

The League Part 4: Brooklyn Decker vs Dan

This  story takes place in "The League" a celebrity combat franchise with one  major rule: anyone who loses 4 straight matches must face Dan, the  wimpy male who serves as the league's enforcer. Losing to him means the  contestant become his servant until she quits the league or redeems  herself. Currently Ariel Winter is Dan's servant and she's desperate to find an opponent he can handle...

Dan was quite happy with this matchup, as fashion models were the group he'd had the most success against. Trying to stay skinny enough to walk runways admittedly helped said models with stamina, but not so much as far as strength or speed. Usually the good news for Dan is that by the time these models are on losing streaks, they're nearing the end of their career. Veronika Varekova and Fernanda Motta were two good examples of matches where he came out on top. Years of battling and newer competitors in better shape had worn them down enough for Dan to take advantage. Other times the results weren't so good for Dan however, as both Adriana Lima and Heidi Klum had both defeated him pretty easily.

As for his next opponent, Brooklyn Decker, she had quite the career. She rose through the ranks quickly, held the Models title for quite a while, till she got pregnant and gave up the belt. 2 children later, she made a comeback and won the title again. 2 defenses later, she ran into Ashley Graham, who with her size and power had become a wrecking ball in the division. Many wondered if Ashley had broken Brooklyn mentally, physically or both as she spiraled through a few losses in her next matches. Brooklyn herself was wondering that, and why she hadn't just retired to avoid this whole mess.

Losing this match was obviously not an option. She had no desire to replace Ariel, who a few months ago was a happy carefree young girl, but recently had turned to a spiteful venom filled witch. Ariel had even setup the match, a back-alley street fight, publicly announcing that even if Brooklyn won the match, she was sure to lose as those supermodel looks were sure to be going away in the carnage.

Brooklyn wasn’t too concerned as upon seeing the league’s enforcer she laughs, realizing how easy this match may actually be.

It took a bit to setup the match, since obviously this couldn't be done anywhere in public. A ring was replaced with a 25 foot section of prebuilt asphalt and walls. And in a 'city cleanup' effort, a dumpster and all manner of crap from a local alley was moved in and scattered around, ensuring plenty of obstacles and weapons.

At the start of the match, Dan closed in trying to start up a fistfight, which Brooklyn had no interest in at all. She dodged a few punches, then moved in, grabbed Dan, and wrestled him to the ground. Brooklyn obviously had the better skills there, but Dan was a bit stronger, and with his obvious weight advantage he wasn't in serious danger for a bit. Eventually able to break free, he stood up a bit winded, whereas Brooklyn looked a bit dirtier than before, but otherwise still looked fresh and ready to go. And indeed she was, locking up with Dan again and pushing him back into the dumpster, Brooklyn then started picking Dan apart, using her long arms to block everything Dan did, she was able to wear Dan down with knee and elbow strikes. Nothing exceptionally powerful, but the volume and precision were draining Dan quickly. Dan eventually slid down to a seated position trying to get some air, and Brooklyn backed up a step and landed a couple of kicks to his chest.

As Dan was stumbling to his feet, Brooklyn was looking around at the debris for something to use as a weapon. A couple of plastic bags were close, so she wrapped them together, stalked behind Dan and wrapped them around his neck. Dan's eyes bulged and panic immediately set in. He tried to throw an elbow back at Brooklyn, then another, both of which missed horribly. Flailing in a panic he did manage to bounce Brooklyn off the dumpster, at somehow just the right angle for her to lose her grip on one side of the bags freeing him. As Dan is stumbling around, Brooklyn decides that now might be a fine time for some fist action, and starts pummeling a wobbly Dan. In his condition he has no answer and eventually winds up with his back to the dumpster eating punches. He slouches to the ground and tries to crawl away from Brooklyn, who once again starts looking around for something else suitable to ruin the rest of Dan's day.

Before she gets too far, the dumpster lid flies open, Ariel pops up and swings a piece of PVC pipe, hitting Brooklyn in the back of the head and dropping her to her knees. Ariel hops out of the dumpster, and swings the pipe again, knocking Brooklyn to the ground, and then a couple more swings for good measure. Ariel drags Brooklyn to her feet, and then slams her headfirst into the dumpster. Brooklyn crumples to the ground, and Ariel picks her up and repeats the smash into the dumpster.

She tries to pick up Brooklyn again, but Brooklyn is just a lifeless mess at the moment, so Ariel just tosses her back to the ground. Ariel goes over to Dan, pretty much has to drag him over to Brooklyn, but drops him on top of her and waits for the ref to count her out. Dan, although credited with a win, looks to be still out of it, but Ariel helps him to his feet so he can celebrate with her. Ariel raises his arm, looks at the fans booing them both, then turns and drives a knee into Dan's junk. Dan collapses to his knees, and Ariel sends him face first into the dumpster. Retrieving a can of spray paint from the dumpster, Ariel tears of Dan's shirt, paints "idiot" across his chest, then proceeds to spray Brooklyn's hair a lovely shade of green before leaving the arena.

Brooklyn is of course infuriated at the outcome of the match, having it under control so easily only to get ambushed at the end. She promises Ariel won't be able to escape her for long...