[Chrissssssssy]

Well Jonica your bf read it to me when we were in bed after a hot night of sex,

[Jonica]

Well Jonica your bf read it to me when we were in bed after a hot night of sex,

Yeah, he called your boyfriend and asked if he could use big words with you, or did he have to read you the preschool version complete with pictures.  I rolled over and answered the phone for your bf.



xoxo

[Chrissssssssy]

he didnt hear you because you talked on the wrong end of the phone dumb bitch!!!!

[Jonica]

Well, actually I grabbed the one he got you to talk to your friends.  You know, the big pink one that says, "the cow says moo," when you press one, "the dog says woof," when you press two, etc?  I grabbed it by mistake.



xoxo

[raker]

HI JONIE, THANKS FOR THE  FOR TURKEY-DAY PRESENT, GREAT STORY AS USUAL. R

[Jonica]

Thanks for the very kind words, Jenn and raker!  Glad you enjoyed it!



J
xoxo

[Jonica]

War Eagle!  Haha!!!

Ha!  Bitch!   

Congratulations, Tina. 

[Chrissssssssy]

the only cow he grabbed was you

[Ready5]

Great story!  Thanks

[Jonica]

the only cow he grabbed was you

Yep, he said he much preferred a cow to a smelly pig like you.

[Jonica]

Thank you, Ready!  Glad you enjoyed it!



J
xoxo

[polarbear]

i was actually at the game yesterday and watched the collapse .  i was reminded of this story yesterday while i was on the quad tailgating and thought "maybe it could happen" haha.  bama might have lost the game, but at least they won that fight!  roll tide!

[Marie B.]

I must have been off-planet when you wrote this, Joni. Glad I caught it this time around.

Great story, as you prove yourself to be a true football floozy.



Marie

[lexibabe]

the way auburn fans like to taunt and run their mouths something like that may have really happened yesterday lol

[karl butters]

If only the game could have went so.