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Claire Foy vs Jessica Pardoe

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Claire Foy vs Jessica Pardoe
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CLAIRE FOY: 'THIS WILL BE ANOTHER LOSS FOR BRITAIN'S TALLEST GIRL'

Actress is determined to defeat Jessica Pardoe in the ring



By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy




After defeating pop star Katy Perry, actress Claire Foy has had bad luck with her opponents in the ring. Her following two rivals - actresses Mandy Teefey (Selena Gomez' mom) and Lucy Boynton each put her through a virtual meat grinder before humiliating the 'lady in red leather' by putting her over their lap to dismiss her from her ordeal only after a vigorous spanking.
Claire, who wears her dress of pleated red leather like a trademark for every fight, now has sworn to redeem herself through a fight with a lady who has been decidedly more unlucky than herself.
The woman to fight Claire next is Jessica Pardoe, a truly strange appearance in the world of female wrestling - strange because in spite of her distinct physical feature of standing a proud 6'10" in bare feet and thus being currently the tallest woman Britain's she has so far lost each and every fight. Katy Perry, as well as models Harriotte Lane and Mellisa Clarke conquered the immensely tall girl in wrestling matches, bringing the slim giantess to her knees while amazing the spectators witnessing Jessica's defeat.

After watching Claire Foy receiving a spanking from Selena Gomez' mom, Mandy Teefey, during her unsuccessful attempt of making her apologise to her daughter whom Mandy had overpowered and spanked before in a quarrel between mother and daughter, Jessica Pardoe started to brag to her friends announcing she could put Claire over her knees anytime.
Claire, who read about Jessica's claims on Twitter, told her a fight with her would only add to Jessica's string of losses. 'On the contrary,' replied Jessica, 'it would be my first win!'
'I'll make you leave the ring humiliated just like every woman before me did!' were Claire's last words to Jessica just before a fight between these two women was scheduled.






CLAIRE FOY: 36 years, 5'3"

JESSICA PARDOE: 27 years, 6'10"





Below: Claire Foy

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Below: Jessica Pardoe

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