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Celebrity Catfight # 4
« on: August 16, 2008, 07:09:13 PM »
Sophia Loren vs Raquel Welch in a no rules nude catfight and then they both decide to have a tit fight. Who will win these 2 fights ?
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Re: Celebrity Catfight # 4
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 08:42:27 AM »
Another strange matchup.
This one was difficult to arrange, as it required Medi-Care and insurance waivers, and was conducted against the protests of the AARP and physicians for both aging women, who felt the strain might prove too much for their fragile bodies, to say nothing of their dignity. Press and paparazzi alike were aghast that anyone in their right mind would propose a fight between the 74 year old Sophia Loren and the 68 year old Raquel Welch.
But the old broads proved to be gamers, as Pete88 knew they would. Both showed up on time, and ready to rumble. But each had a surprise in store for their unwitting opponents, as well as the witless Pete.
One look at their naked bodies sent horrified chills of regret down the spine of Pete, who in a fit of conscience and rare good taste, immediately called off the tit fight. Even the thought of these terribly sagging, once proud mammaries, rubbing against each other at waist level, made him throw up a little in his mouth.
The rules were set forth. In respect for their respective ages, and to insure the sought-after action between these slow moving seniors, each were to be allowed one weapon. Each really wanted to hurt her opponent, to really do a number on her. Raquel of course went for her cane, the result of a bad hip. She figured one, at the most two blows, and victory would be hers. How wrong she would prove to be, and at what cost.
Sophia looked at her hated rival and announced,”I’m a-gonna keep ona my bag.”
As the Italian fully stripped, the full horror of what she meant became all too apparent. She intended no removal of her bulging, obviously quite full colostomy bag.
“Come ona, you cheap Mexican whore-a”, snarled Sophia at the now very scared and hesitant Raquel. “Lets a-see what you got, you young bitch. Take-a your best swing, puta! 50 years ago, I made-a you look like a fucking boy.”
With that, Raquel swung mightily. Well, as mightily as a nearly crippled 68 year old could swing. But it was enough. The bag was split open, senior refuse was everywhere. Raquel immediately vomited, and Sophia moved in for what would prove to be a very messy kill.
Wow. Pete, that was fun. Whats next?
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Are the Producers Coming Back ?
« on: August 13, 2008, 12:06:53 PM »
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I hope that they will be here. APL Videos , JM Rolen were always good at giving us updates.
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Re: Are the Producers Coming Back ?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 09:18:43 PM »
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Pete88:
I feel compelled to let you in on a little of the proud history of this board and its posters regarding APL. It’s a unique relationship, one that merits rehashing.
About a year ago, a firefight broke out between several posters, headed by, as I remember, Roadie and Badger, calling into question Ana Leal (APL) and her unusual attitude toward customer service. APL seemed to employ a formula of first saying, basically, “what the hell are you talking about? Are you out of your mind?”. Further bad pressure from this board would cause her to offer discounts on additional videos. It was at this point that Diogenes, and many others, stepped forward to legitimately question why in the hell anyone would want to spend an additional DIME on MORE of these videos that, in the consensus opinion of the posters, featured overweight middle aged women taking turns napping on each other. Accusations of narcoleptic non-action.
Now Ana would bring in her advisers, who would threaten some sort of legal action against the complainants. Diogenes applied his customary thorough scrutiny to these “threats”, and Ana and APL were humiliated and retreated. You have to understand, Pete88, that there were dozens of posts back and forth, with Diogenes and others supplying cogent arguments, Badger supplying a never-ending stream of venom and Ana exposing her her contempt for her public and saying that all the contempt for her and her product was actually helping sales.. The end result was that Ana and APL were exposed for the non-caring, cynical company they were.
There was a sort of truce for the next few months, while fighting broke out on the KAG front (best remembered for the ground-breaking "What the Fuck?" post from Ofecteau, and the sheer volume of inspirational invective from Badger). However, any mention of APL on this board was negative, as they were held up as the standard of a piss poor company, although now joined by KAG and its corpulent hatchet man, the now legendary poster and PM'er MR._E.
However, the cease fire was broken when yours truly lobbed a SCUD at APL. Bunk was warned by Roadie that a “ANA shitstorm” was coming his way, and to get under a desk. However, before Ana could fire, Great Britain entered the fray. From the midlands, Dionysus launched on consecutive days two nuclear missles that detonated over Portugal and drove Ana away forever. Absolute thermonuclear destruction of a kind never before or since seen. Little question they were two of the most devastating posts ever. (This also issued in the “Pax Dio”, as he went on to firebomb Badger, yaBBletsdoit [and his ladyboys], and Oxfordfights. You had to watch what you posted, and there was a certain responsible peace and civility until the crash).
The war with Ana ended when a poll was posted, asking who was the “Greatest Blight on the Female Fighting Community”: Ana Leal or Mr._E. There were dozens of votes, and it was close until the end, or the crash.
Of course, this poll was conducted prior to the appearance of Catfightreport.
Pete88, I hope this gives you some perspective on the historic relationship between the posters on this board and APL.
'All in all a pretty good balance here'. THESE POSTS ARE SIDE-SPLITTING.