The Cast!
The Prince - a handsome man of 24 years whose noble position in the kingdom hides a less than noble character and some rather foolish notions…
Raymond - the princes trusty and loyal friend - a good man but all to often led down dark roads by the hedonistic ways of his friend the prince
Isabelle - a young woman of quiet beauty who’s family holds no real power in the courts but hope to marry her off to the prince although she secretly longs for the arms of Raymond… his arms and other appendages…
Maria - a lady of great standing in the court even though her foul person does irk the most patient of mortals, older by decade than the fair Isabelle, she uses her position as a grotesque trophy to humble the less fortunate
This is a joyous little tale I wove on a dull Monday morning to bring some cheer and joy to the feeble and bored (namely me) I certainly had a smile on my face writing it and I do so hope you have a smile on your face while you’re reading it
if not you’ll have my boot up your arse…
On with the Show!!!
The Prince grows weary this winter’s night
boredom runs rampant he longs for a fight!
“Calm Down!” pleads Raymond his words ring true
“a prince who seeks violence, this simply won’t do!”
“Then Sport!!!” he cries, a voice like thunder!
“We’ll fetch us some ladies who’s bodies we’ll plunder!”
“now, now good prince, your hand’s taken, true?”
“but I rather think the lady is taken with you!”
Raymond does blush as the words ring out
His love struck face falls deep to a pout
“it can’t be” he cries like a lamb that’s lost
“Nonsense!” Prince Bellows “Love triumphs at all cost!”
“tell me more of Isabelle?” the prince asks flat
he’s asks for her? Oh no! he likes her, Drat!
“Fair she is of hair and deeds”
“till a storm doth come & darken her needs”
“So a temper she has? The prince does ask”
“Marvellous!” He cries a plan now hatched…
With a word from The Prince, a messenger runs through the halls, searching for his marks, the fair maiden Isabelle and the less than fair lady Maria. Together they are summoned to the hall where The Prince waits alone and excited…
“Aaahhhh good ladies!” with a smile and a wink
“I would like you to fight! So what do you think?”
With a gasp of shock the ladies do shriek!
“I would rather not! This girl does reek!”
Stunned and angered at Maria’s remarks
“too SCARED to perform for the Good Princes Larks?”
Her words biting hard her anger ignites
The Prince can’t wait to witness this fight!
“But what would we gain? The Lady asks out
“You keep your wealth! You miserable lout!”
“and I my lord?” the maiden does say
“You’ll win the hand of your true love named Ray!”
A blush does rise in the good maidens face
The truth will out… by the good princes grace…
“A deal is struck!” the maiden sings true!
But Maria does bicker her fortunes now rue…
They circle each other, their faces look sharp
“NO WAIT” cries The Prince “Not Yet! Don’t Start!
“I’m sorry those garments just simply won’t work!”
“Now take off your clothes!” cries the filth minded jerk!
“both girls look shy, and nervous and prude
“Oh Really?“ cries Maria “How Nasty! How Rude!”
“Underneath those garments lies treasure divine…”
“Now take off your corset and show me what’s mine!”
Maria does strip her body quite buff!
her long legs pristine, the prince falls in love…
Now Isabelle does strip her young body pert
Oh my, thinks Maria, her pride now hurt…
Her bosoms are full and white as the snow
They jiggle with wonder “NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!”
Maria does launch with a cry and a thrust
As her punch lands true belle hurts, she must!
Sinking down to her knees her hair pulled wild
“NOW I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT PAIN IS CHILD!”
I knee doth rise and crack against skull!
Isabelle falls back, her head beaten dull
Reaching down to the legs, Maria does grab
And rolls her prey over in a most painful crab!
“BRAVO!” the prince shouts his view rather rude
“OH MY GOD THIS HURTS!!” SHOW SOME SYMPATHY DUDE!”
Though the pain is intense as she’s held in this lock!
She’ll not give up! And lose her shot at ray’s cock…
“Give Up!” cries Maria, bouncing on Isabelle’s back
“NEVER I SAY, you old miserable hack!”
With a heave and a push and the strength of true love
She straightens her legs and gives Maria a shove!
Flying face first towards the ground at speed
Maria does impact the floor hard indeed
Stunned as she groans, her hear full of woe
Realise she doesn’t her peril does grow…
With a stop of rage Isabelle fights hard!
“AAAAGGHHH!” cries Maria through pain “OH GOD!”
With a promise of pain “TIME TO END THIS BITCH!”
“Can’t I talk you round? I’m really quite rich!”
But money holds no sway, Isabelle does rue
As she fight for love, both pure and true!
She sits on Maria like a chair as such
Then she applies a harsh camels clutch!
“NNNOOOOO!!!” she shrieks as they here a loud crack
She really can’t take this pain in her back!
“I GIVE I GIVE!! YOU’VE BESTED ME PLEASE!”
But she keeps her locked in, just for a moment the tease!
She stands up and jumps in joyful sway!
She’s won the match and the man she loves! YAY!!!
“Fear not Maria!” the prince does sooth
“ I’m rather smitten you see!” he coos…
So it ends on a note of joyous delight!
The wonders that happen when two women fight!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this trifle I do…
If not I must say a hardy Fuck You!
