Which is the better catfight?
1. The fighters
Savannah takes the cake as the ultimate "Let-me-at-her, 'let's me and you fight' " ingenue. She's clearly walked away from (at least) a couple of fights in her youth, and is looking to make up for lost time. Khloe claims the same, but we never quite believe her--her right-crosses are a thing of perfected beauty. Tia and Diamond are the opposite--seasoned barroom brawlers.
Push.
TS 0.5, KD 0.5
2. The animosity/intensity
The Tia/Savannah staredown brings a surprising amount of attitude. Their eyes and posture are inviting the other to "bring it".
Khloe/Diamond are disappointly business-like, even slightly nervous. And the female "ref" in the middle acts silly, like the brawl we're about to witness is a bit of a joke.
TS: 1.5, KD: 0.5
3. Length of fight
Tia and Savannah have a marathon. Savannah gorgeous blonde hair is matted flat by 15 minutes in. Khloe goes way too hard, too fast, and is gassed by the 3-minute mark.
TS: 2.5, KD 0.5
4. Nudity
Khloe and Diamond each tease us with a peak at their chests. Tia and Savannah, without a hint of self-consciousness, give us the Full Monty.
TS 3.5, KD 0.5
5. Violence
Khloe and Diamond are beasts, scoring an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale. Tia and Savannah are all-in, but Khloe and Diamond could beat up Wonder Woman.
TS: 3.5, KD 1.5
6. Post-fight
Tia and Savannah hug, and likely would have kissed with little coaxing. Diamond shows her back eyes.
Push
TS: 4.0, KD 2.0
Conclusion: Surprisingly, when you break it down, Tia vs Savannah is one of the greatest real fights ever filmed.
