The arena was filled with screaming and excited fans as one of the most anticipated matches of the evening was set to begin. In one corner stood Jessica Alba in a blue sports bra and blue trunks and the opposite corner stood Katy Perry in a pink sports bra and tights. The referee held up the newly minted gold and silver Celebrity Wrestling Alliance Women's championship belt for the fans to see then to the combatants as they walked to the middle of the ring.
"That's going to look so good around my waist." said Katy.
"It might hide that pot belly." said Jessica with a smile.
"Oo, Jessica that was mean." whined Katy.
"Katy Kat, you don't know just how mean I can be...yet." said Jessica.
The bell rang and Jessica and Katy locked up in collar and elbow tie up. At five seven both were the same height and Katy's 134 pounds only outweighed her opponent by seven pounds so neither had an advantage over the other. Both women grunted as they tried to push the other back, finally they let go and took a step back. Both lashed out with straight kicks.
"Ooohh!" groaned Jessica and Katy together as the kicks landed in their bellies.
Jessica grimaced and bent a little while Katy bent double and fell to her knees wheezing.
"If you have any weakness Katy it would be that soft little belly." gasped Jessica as she stepped toward Katy.
"And yours would be your ego." said Katy as she launched herself toward Jessica driving her shoulder into Jessica's abdomen.
Jessica just folded over Katy's shoulder as Katy stood up. Katy spun around and drove Jessica down into the mat in a spine buster. Jessica lay flat on her back blinking and trying to catch her breath as Katy lay over her. Jessica heard the referee count two and kicked her legs to slide out from under Katy.
"Skinny little waif, what do I have to do? tie you down?" asked Katy as she got to her feet.
Jessica was a little slower as she got to her feet. Katy grabbed Jessica's wrist and shot her into the ropes. Jessica bounced off and ran back into a clothesline that sent her hard to the mat. Katy grabbed a handful of Jessica's hair and pulled her back to her feet. She pushed the dazed Jessica back into the corner. Katy bent down caught Jessica by the backs of her legs and lifted her off the mat to sit her down on the top turnbuckle. A couple of hard straight lefts into Jessica's gut and Jessica just sat there limply as Katy climbed up the ropes. Katy hooked her arm around Jessica's head and lay Jessica's arm around Katy's neck, pulling Jessica up to where she stood on the top rope as well.
"Oh Katy don't do this." groaned Jessica.
Jessica used her free left hand to punch Katy in the ribs. Katy groaned and used her free left hand to grab the top of Jessica's trunks.
"Oh this is going to hurt." groaned Jessica as Katy lifted Jessica over her head.
Katy fell back and they both hit the mat with a bang. Katy used the bounce from the impact to float over Jessica. Katy grabbed Jessica's left thigh and leaned over Jessica's chest and shoulders as the referee counted. Just before the third count Jessica managed to turn over on her side and let out a deep gasp. Katy sat across Jessica's chest, grabbed Jessica's hair with her left hand, and rained down a series of punches into Jessica's face.
"Why won't you just stay down." screamed Katy as she stood up to break the referee's count.
As Katy stepped back Jessica forced herself up to her knees.
"I don't lay down for anyone." said Jessica defiantly.
"You'll lay down for this." said Katy as she kicked toward Jessica's face.
Jessica moved her head to the side, caught Katy's ankle, and punched Katy in thigh. Katy shrieked in pain as she fell back. Jessica stood up, walked over to Katy, and dropped her knee on Katy's thigh.
"Stop! Please, don't do that." groaned Katy knowing that Jessica was setting her up for a submission hold.
"Oh, I'm sorry, little miss long legs wants it clean? You don't want to be humiliated by being forced to give up a title shot?" taunted Jessica as she dropped her knee on Katy's thigh again.
Katy squealled in pain as Jessica turned her body, grinding her knee into Katy's leg. Jessica stood up and grabbed both of Katy's ankles.
"Don't do it, Jessica, not like this." whimpered Katy.
Katy closed her eyes as Jessica bent Katy's left leg and put her ankle into the back of Katy's right knee. Katy tried to fight it as Jessica stepped over and turned Katy over on her belly in a Texas cloverleaf. Katy trembled in pain as she planted both hands on the mat and pulled as hard as she could. She crawled slowly, agonizingly toward the ropes. Jessica looked over her shoulder and saw that Katy was about to touch the bottom rope. Jessica smiled as she walked back out into the middle of the ring dragging Katy away from her hoped salvation. Katy shook her head and put her hands down on the mat again, pushing her upper body off the mat. Katy tucked her head in and rolled her body toward Jessica and between her legs. Jessica looked down in shock as Katy took both of Jessica's ankles and pulled them, knocking Jessica off her feet and breaking the hold. Jessica rolled to her feet with a smile.
"I didn't think you had that in you." said Jessica as Katy used the ropes to pull herself up.
Katy grimaced as she tried to put her weight on her right leg.
"Do you want to just quit now Katy Kat?" asked Jessica.
"I don't quit." said Katy angrily as she forced herself to walk toward Jessica.
"Too bad." said Jessica.
Jessica feinted a kick toward Katy's right leg and Katy moved to block it. Jessica put her foot down, stepped forward, and drove an uppercut deep into Katy's soft belly. Jessica smiled when she heard the air hiss out of Katy's mouth and nose when Katy bent over. Jessica put her hands on either side of Katy's head and pulled her back up.
"Just one weapon left. You took my leg, knocked the breath out of me. Have only one chance left." gasped Katy.
Katy knocked Jessica's hands away, then grabbed the back of Jessica's head, lacing her fingers together behind Jessica's head as she pulled her closer. Jessica squirmed and tried to pull back, but soon found her face buried in Katy's bosom. Jessica pushed back frantically as she realized she was being smothered out. Jessica landed a couple of weak punches into Katy's ribs, but they had no effect. The referee raised Jessica's hand and it fell limply to her side. Jessica could hear the roar of the crowd and knew she could never show her face again if she lost her title shot this way. The referee raised Jessica's hand again and it fell again. Jessica turned her body slightly and raised her knee into Katy's right thigh. Katy screamed in pain and let Jessica go. Katy leaned back on the ropes rubbing her leg trying to relieve the pain as Jessica took in deep gasps trying to restore her oxygen starved lungs. A look of fury came over Katy's face as she limped toward Jessica. Jessica took a step back and kicked forward driving her boot into Katy's gut.
"Awwwhh!" grunted Katy as she bent over.
Jessica put her arm around Katy's head, then put Katy's arm around Jessica's neck. Jessica lifted Katy straight up and Katy straightened her long legs hoping they would take most of the blow. Instead Jessica sat down driving Katy's body straight down in a brain buster. Jessica rolled over and put one hand on Katy's chest and the other on her belly to hold her down. Katy's baby blue eyes were glazed over and incoherent as the referee counted to three. Jessica got to her feet and raised her hands as the referee put the belt around her waist, crowing Jessica Alba as the first CWA women's champion.
