Katy Perry and Taylor Swift stood in a wrestling ring. Katy was dressed in a black sports bra, trunks, and boots while Taylor wore a tight blue short sleeve shirt, red shorts, and white boots. The curtain parted and Jessica Alba walked out, then slowly gingerly limped to the ring. Jessica wore a black sports bra, black and white tights, black boots, and a heavy brace on her right knee. She held onto her gold and silver championship belt that was slung over her shoulder.
"Awwh, Jessica has a boo boo." said Katy with a smirk.
"I guess she just wants to give up and let us fight it out for the belt." said Taylor.
The referee held the ropes open for Jessica and she stepped between them. The referee reached for the belt, but Jessica snatched it out of his grasp.
"Wait a minute." said Jessica and lay the belt on the top turnbuckle.
Jessica smiled and bent over, drawing some cat calls from the crowd. She unfastened the brace, threw it out of the ring and looked at Taylor. Jessica hopped up and down on her right leg then handed the belt to the referee.
"Does that mean what I think it does?" asked Taylor.
"Taht she's healthy enough to fight us both? Yep!" said Katy.
The bell sounded and both Katy and Taylor moved toward Jessica. They stopped short as they bumped into each other. Taylor turned and grabbed two handfuls of Katy's jet black hair, while Katy grabbed Taylor's blonde hair. They began screaming at each other as they pulled and pushed each other. Katy pushed Taylor back into the ropes and they began to turn around, rolling on the ropes around the ring each trying to out do the other. Jessica looked at the referee and shrugged as she leaned back against the turnbuckles in the corner watching. Katy and Taylor rolled toward the corner where Jessica stood watching, then backed out off the rope in front of Jessica. They let go of each other's hair and turned toward Jessica at the same time. Katy drove a stiff right into Jessica's belly as Taylor it a straight left into Jessica's abdomen.
"Ooooo!" grunted Jessica more in surprise than pain as she bent over.
Katy put her right arm around Jessica's neck and Taylor put her left arm around Jessica's neck. the two singers suplexed the champion out of the corner into the middle of the ring. Katy picked Jessica up and held her arms back. Jessica groaned as Taylor snapped in a quick hard kick to Jessica's solar plexus. Katy spun Jessica around and Taylor held Jessica's arms back. Katy smiled as she landed two quick left jabs into Jessica's face, then a hard right hook into Jessica's jaw. Taylor spun Jessica back around and Katy held her arms again.
"Bet you never thought you would see the two of us working together did you?" asked Katy.
Taylor ran back and bounced off the ropes. Jessica went limp and dropped to a seated position as Taylor raised her foot to kick Jessica in the head. Katy's baby blue eyes went glassy as Taylor's boot caught Katy in the forehead. Taylor watched Katy fall back and sort of smiled.
"Oops." said Taylor with a shrug.
Taylor looked back at Jessica just in time for Jessica's arm to slam across Taylor's chest and knock the blonde off her feet. Katy pulled herself to her feet using the ropes. A drop kick from Jessica sent Katy off balance and over the top rope. Katy's ribs hit the apron on the way down and she curled up in pain on the floor holding her side. Taylor began to move and Jessica fell on top of her, driving her elbow into Taylor's chest. Jessica saw Katy outside and Taylor gasping for air, so she quickly lay across Taylor and lifted Taylor's right leg for leverage. The referee counted to two before Taylor managed to turn over on her side. Jessica pulled Taylor back to her feet and looked over her shoulder at Katy, who was pulling herself back up on the apron. Jessica scooped Taylor up and hung her upside down in the corner, hooking her feet under the turnbuckle. As Katy crawled through the ropes Jessica ran across the ring and caught Katy around the middle with a spear.
"Shoooo!" screamed Katy as she was folded over.
Katy curled up in pain as Jessica rolled to her feet. Jessica pulled Katy back to her feet and kicked Katy in the gut, bending her over. Jessica put one hand behind Katy's head and grabbed the back of Katy's trunks with the other. She ran Katy across the ring and rammed the top of Katy's head into Taylor's belly. Katy stumbled and fell to one knee, leaning on the ropes as Taylor's foot slipped and she crumpled to the mat curled up in pain and trying to catch her breath. Jessica put her hands on either side of Katy's head and pulled her up to her feet.
"Taylor's pretty soft around the middle, but that still hurt." groaned Katy.
"Well we had to use that thick skull for something." said Jessica.
A knife edge chop across Katy's big boobs brought a scream of pain. With two more chops Katy slumped back against the ropes shaking her head. Jessica heard Taylor moving toward her and turned just in time to catch a boot in the face. Taylor turned toward Katy just in time to catch a forearm across the jaw. Taylor spun to the mat across Jessica.
"Oops." said Katy as she looked down at Taylor.
Katy put her foot on Taylor's belly, pushing down on both of her opponents. The referee counted to one before Jessica rolled over on her stomach and Taylor raised her shoulder off the mat.
"Now it's time to have some fun." said Katy.
She stomped down on the back of Jessica's head and Jessica groaned as her body bounced on the mat. Taylor had made it up to her hands and knees, so Katy punted the blonde in the ribs.
"Ooohhh!" screamed Taylor as she rolled over on her back.
Katy grabbed Taylor's ankles and pulled her away from the ropes to the middle of the ring.
"Oh no! Please Katy! Don't!" gasped Taylor as Katy spun Taylor's long legs into a figure four leg lock.
When Katy lay her leg across Taylor's ankle to lock it in Taylor shrieked in pain. Taylor reached toward Jessica.
"Help me! Please!" whimpered Taylor.
Jessica took Taylor's wrist and pulled Taylor over on her belly, which pulled Katy over as well and reversed the pressure of the figure four. Jessica then trapped Taylor's arm with her leg and locked her fingers across Taylor's nose in a painful cross face. Taylor screamed as Jessica pulled back, which caused her to tighten her legs on Katy's legs and drew a scream of pain from Katy as well. Katy stretched out and grabbed the bottom rope, which caused the referee to break both holds. Katy shook her leg and Taylor rubbed her shoulder as they all three got back to their feet. Jessica grabbed Taylor's wrist and slung her toward Katy. Katy met Taylor with a hard kick in the gut.
"Ooooff!" grunted Taylor as she bent over.
Katy guided Taylor's head between Katy's thighs, locked her fingers under Taylor's belly and flipped her up onto Katy's shoulders. Taylor's eyes widened as Katy pushed her back down. Taylor's whole body bounced off the mat from a vicious power bomb. Katy stood up and turned toward Jessica only to get kicked in the gut herself. As Katy bent over Jessica hooked her arm around Katy's neck and grabbed the top of Katy's trunks. Jessica lifted Katy up off the mat and dropped her down on her head in a brain buster. Katy flopped to the mat beside Taylor. Jessica smiled as she lay across both Katy and Taylor. The referee counted to three with both hands as Jessica pinned both of her opponents. Jessica took the championship belt from the referee and held it high over her head as she looked out over the cheering crowd.
