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who would win this all in catfight to the finish

Julie
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DurbanBlonde
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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: November 28, 2008, 03:20:35 PM

Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2008, 03:47:50 PM »

P.S:  If you are going to write under the pseudonym Dionysus using a pompous British writing style at least also alter the Andre style of embedding images in your waffle and referring to them during the waffle you have just written as Dionysus, maybe consider changing your name to  Mr. Andre no mates...once again you have given us all a good laugh in trying to support your Andre opinion with that of your alter ego opinion Dionysus..not very subtle but then again what would you expect from an uneducated imbecile [cock-headed twit]


Hello Mr Cock_duel,

May I introduce myself. I'm Dionysus, I've been posting on the interent on femfight message boards since 1998 back in the days of Barb's board along with other notable contributers such as Sketche Artiste, Legion, Hutch, and Barry the Penguin, (alright, the last one was a made up name). In other words, anyone whose been on the internet since the late 90's will recognize my name if they frequented Barb's fine message board.

Now you seem to have jumped to the incorrect conclusion that Andre and I are the same person based on the logic that anyone who embeds an image in their message is obvioulsy Andre. Oh, by the way, here's a link to a forum, albeit ghost forum I host:

http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=50531

Quite obviously you've made a mistake here, a particularly dumb mistake too I must add, in fact a mistake only an incredibly dumb and clueless halfwit would make, ooh that was an embarassingly dimwitted thing to do, daft as a monkey, a true twit in fact, as you've assumed that anyone who speaks as intelligently as what Andre does must be him. So me, being also from the United Kingdom, which I assume Andre is too, and my good grasp of the English language appears in your limited capability brain as the same person.

But please don't make such a mistake as it does show you up for being quite a dumb person.

Now, the reason that I posted my message in support of Andre is because you're acting like an insecure idiot, you can't engage intelligently with anything Andre says to you, you throw insults with the skill of a 6 year old, and have a god awful and inappropriate avatar featuring two quite horrible men's penises.

In other words, quite simply, you're a closet gay man with homoerotic tendencies posting on the wrong board on the internet but is too dumb to realise this.

You're not very clever, lack any noticeable wit, all you can do is write in a vulgar vernacular.

The only reason I posted in this thread was because it became entertaining in the way that Andre absolutely owns you in conversation, he makes you sound like someone with learning difficulties in comparison.

So please do attempt to insult me now if you wish, I'm sure you will, and I'll be glad to intellectually humiliate you for the next 100 message replies if that is your fancy you pathetic twit.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2008, 03:51:27 PM by Dionysus »

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2008, 07:34:28 PM »
Good grief! You truly are a tedious bore repeating the same old thing again and again and again like a record player with the needle stuck in the desperate hope that you are impressing someone. As Andre pointed out earlier in this message thread you never seem to listen or engage with what the person you are speaking to is saying. It's like a one way performance with you, albeit a rather dull and unintersting one where you keep being outmatched at every turn by a more intelligent group of speakers.

I will respond to your questions though. Yes the actor Stephen Fry is gay, but I'm not entirely sure how relevant this is to what you're saying. Do you believe I hate gay people? If so the answer to that question is no, terrific bunch of chaps in the main.

And no, I'm not Andre as you are fully aware. If you had been on the internet as long as I have from back in the days of Barb's board then you'd take a look at the link I provided which you so conveniently ignored. Anyway, haven't you noticed that embedded in these message posts there is a tag (bottom right corner) that says: 'IP logged', if I was Andre, there would be identical IP addresses showing in that part of the message for any moderator to view, you utter twit!

I do find that avatar of yours unsightly and innapropriate for a catfight forum though. You seemed to have ignored my reasons for this, which are as follows: I want to look at photos of women tussling with each other, if I wanted to look at gay porn, I'd go to a gay porn website. The reason why I'm here is because I'm not really into gay porn. Hence, my wish, Andre's, and several other people's wish that you utilize a more suitable avatar related to catfighting instead of being such a selfish spiteful little shit which is the way you have been conducting yourself throughout the entirety of this message thread. It truly is an unsightly unpleasurable pornographic image to force people to look at on a catfight fan's forum when they inadvertantly clcik on a message thread that contains conributions from you, and I am surprised one of the moderators have not deleted it yet as they would any other postings of pornography on their website. This is after all a femfight website and unsightly avatars like yours turn people's stomachs. It would be fine on a forum populated by gay men, but on a catfight forum populated by predominantly heterosexual males, you know you are in the wrong .

Also, you attempt to explain that you have been toying with people. If that is the case, why do you keep being owned big style and having what you say completely torn apart by better writers every time you post a message?

You also accuse others of being off topic, this coming from the guy who has done nothing but throw a load of abuse at someone for two pages of messages and ignores members wishes not to see a graphic photo of two ugly men's cocks everytime they look into a message thread such as this. Again you seem to have a tendency to undermine your own words with your action. But then again, it's obvious from reading you that you have very little concern for reasonable or rational dialogue, just an incessant need to have the last word.

Also, is this not the second time you've promised that you are not going to respond to any more messages in this thread? Are you planning a third comeback after this supposed final message of yours?

I do find amusing the arrogance of where you apologize on someone else's behalf, that's laughable.

So anyway, looking forward to your next predictably stupid half assed message where you desperately try again to get the last word and present yourself as the clever man with the pubic cock avatar. You really don't see the ironic humour in this now do you minky?

Toodle pip

Dio
« Last Edit: November 15, 2008, 07:41:45 PM by Dionysus »

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2008, 09:30:35 PM »
What was this thread about anyway? This sounds like a lecture I heard once about something I didn't care about. You guys are giving me a headache. Why don't you two or three guys argue about this through e-mail or snail mail. I would assume the rest us are getting weary of this spat, I know I am.Now, take it out side. 

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2008, 11:28:40 PM »
Thanks for your support Dio. Nice to see you posting here again.

Yes I think we both are aware that the ironically named 'cock_dual' is truly the text book definition of an 'internet prick'.

Obviously nothing that is said to him is heard and all you get from him is absolute abuse and poorly thought out cliched ranting.

And Roadie, if you are not interested in this discussion, just freely choose not to read it, no one is forcing you to click on the link to this message thread. :)


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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2008, 01:23:57 PM »
I agree with Roadie, why don't cock_duel and Andre take this totally irrelevant childish banter elsewhere, so the rest of us can enjoy this forum instead of it being highjacked by an arseholes like Andre and cock_duel, and for the record I also believe Andre is Dionysus.  Their writng style is exactly the same, unless of course he thinks everyone reading these posts is a complete jackass

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2008, 01:32:22 PM »
No, not everyone is a jackass Meady, just obviously you. But then again, you are cock_duel's second account aren't you? Because you speak identically to cock_duel. [see how easy it is?]. It's as if you're speaking to yourself now isn't it. I like the way you insulted yourself by the way, to make it sound more believable, nice touch.

Cock_duel, this is the third time you've comeback after saying you're not going to post any more.

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2008, 12:31:35 PM »
LOL, nice try Dionysus, just because you have been exposed as being Andre doesn't mean everyone else is someone else, stop trying to muddy the waters Andre, you have been caught red-handed as being Dionysus as well. In an earlier post you said Zulu was CD, which is it, me, Zulu or both of us, maybe you are just paranoid.  I must however publically admit to being someone else, I am in fact the Pope.  Seems you have even stopped posting with your pompous British responses as Dionysus now you have been exposed Andre, interesting, thanks for the confirmation

Was wondering Andre, you aren't a closet gay by any chance are you, seems we have already established CD is gay, was wondering if you are the same. 
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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2008, 02:41:37 PM »
Yeah, lol ol' Dio is definitely me. I mean if two people on an internet message board both come from England and write intelligently, they obviously have to be the same person now don't they. That's just amazing logic you have used there Meady/cock_duel.... You dumbass!

Actually Meady, if you read his message more carefully, he doesn't actually think you are cock-duel. He's actually demonstrating how stupid your comment was. But you seem to have completely overlooked that aspect of his message interestingly enough.

And Dio, it's a pleasure to finally see someone with a bit of witty intelligence writing in this message thread. Thanks for the support, your comments were most welcome and very funny to boot. I do recognize your name from years ago by the way, obviously these two pricks don't, but far be it from me to prevent either Meady or his boyfriend/alter ego from digging their own graves which they both seem to be doing an excellent job of so far.

In answer to your enquiry about homosexuality Meady, no unfortunately, I'm not gay. Were you asking because you were interested in a bum session or something? By the way, you're not asking me this question with the implication that there is something wrong with being gay are you?

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2008, 09:45:53 PM »
There is an old saying that goes like this:  " You can always tell an Englishman, but you can't tell him much. "   Pip, pip. Carry on. Let me know when the 'witty intelligence' part starts. All this is turning my rye to water. At least this entertainment is free. BTW What does ' toodle pip ' mean? Who ever answers this, please keep it short and to the point. We all don't need to read a multi-page narritive on what ever it is you are talking about. ' Toodle pip '  ???

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2008, 10:10:47 AM »
Hey Roadie, seems you are looking for the wit in Andre aka Dionysus's post and I am looking for the intelligent bit, seems neither is apparent.  Must also confess to not knowing there were actually two intelligent Englishmen in the world let alone in this forum, not fair I suppose, there was one intelligent Englishmen, the one who made the phone call across the pond to have those English butts saved during WWII otherwise Andre aka Dionysus would be writing in German right now

Seems Andre aka Dionysus is as fickle as ever, now trying to be the defender of gay rights after previous homophobic postings in this thread, seems the split personality pair have opinions but if you don't like those they roll out a completely new set in an effort to win favor with whoever they can in the forum, pretty shallow in my book

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2008, 01:57:34 PM »
I suppose, there was one intelligent Englishmen, the one who made the phone call across the pond to have those English butts saved during WWII

Ooh, kudos on the McHistory lesson there you stupid fat Yank schizo fuck!

Would that perchance be the phone call made on 1st September 1939, to which Poland, Australia, France, New Zealand, Indian Empire, Crown Colonies, Newfoundland, Nepal, South Africa, Canada, Czechoslovakia quickly responed to........

But it took the USA until 8th December 1941 to pick up the phone and answer. Because in the meantime you bunch of pansy arsed chicken fuck 'sit on the fence', 'we don't want to be killed by those bad Nazi/Jap guys until we really have to' compelled you to join in.

Oh yeah, and Russia's massive involvement and support of the Allied Forces was not a factor then you dim witted, ill educated, fat assed Yank tit!

It's as if you've learnt your WWII history from the side of a Happy Meal box you total arse wit!
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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2008, 04:55:16 PM »
It looks like ' the professor ' blew the whole book of ' put-downs and insults ' in his response.  It took over two days to come up with that??? We all expected something a little better; perhaps at least a two page response on how the English banished the colonists from their country so they had to find ' the new world ' . Don't bother. No one wants to read it anyway. Fact is, the US thought you could handle that little conflict on your own, but when they witnessed what a mess you where making, the US had to step in and clean it up for you. Now, that is a history lesson.    Maybe you  could fix a few other problems in the world when the steam quits coming out of your ears.

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2008, 05:26:04 PM »

Europe gave in to the Kaiser before WWI, Europe caved to Hitler prior to WWII, Europe also tried to appease Milosovich in the 1990’s. Each and every time America had to go half way around the world to bail your pathetic asses out.You’ve got a hell of a lot of nerve bad mouthing my country!!! Where would your candy asses be today without the USA ?

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2008, 07:23:46 PM »
Points well made,  short and sweet, Norm. That, Dionysus, is a history lesson.  No put downs or lame remarks; just the facts. You can now thank the USA for all of your freedoms that you and I enjoy. Democracy, ain't it great!

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Re: Top Billing: Julie vs DurbanBlonde Catfight
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2008, 10:17:27 PM »
Roadie,
I’ve disagreed with things that have been posted on this site in the past, but I’m never critical, and always respectful of other people’s opinions. UNTIL NOW !! Sorry, I love my country, and I won’t sit back and listen to this elitist, British, bullshit !! Sounds like you feel the same way.
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