As Mr Harris runs out quick to buy me 4 or 5 sets of underwear, stockings, bras, tops, and shorts to at least get me thru the weekend (I find it sexy that he knows how to buy women's underwear--his bitch wife probably made him buy hers because she was "too busy" with her career), I think back to the Margo-Marc storyline in the Apartment 3G comic strip on the daily newspaper.
In one 4-week tangent, Marc asked Margo one day to watch his apartment to receive a refridgerator service call while he was at work. Margo sat on Marc's couch, curiosity consuming her as to whether any articles of women's clothing were lying around Marc's apartment. Since none were in the open (not surprising--Marc was impeccably clean, neat, and organized--traits Margo found irresistably sexy), Margo got curious about the interior of Marc's bedroom drawers. Fighting her own conscience, Margo eventually "invaded" the drawers. Her heart sank. There was women's lace underwear in there.
And not just any women's underwear. Some had stirrups running down the leg, and some was "crotchless". I had never heard of crotchless underwear before--the concept thrilled me sexually. Margo comes to the heartbreaking realization that his relationship with his nameless suitor has progressed beyond dating. The two are being intimate--and erotically so--in Marc's apartment, just across the hall from Margo.
Margo seethes with jealousy at Marc's suitor. She weighs declaring her feeling for Marc before Marc can consider marriage to his sexually acdventurous girlfriend.
But Margo's morning in Marc's apartment brings more surprises. Marc's phone rings. Margo lets it ring at first, not wanting to invade Marc's privacy. But as the phone continues to ring, she rationalizes to herself that she should pick up and answer, since, What if the refridgerator service men are calling, needing directions to the apartment?
Margo holds her breath and picks up.
> Hello?
> [Margo is surprised to hear a woman's voice.] I'm looking for Marc. May I please speak to him? [the tone is polite but insistent]
> Marc is at work. May I take a message?
> If Marc is at work, then why is there a woman in his apartment?
> I assure you I am in Marc's apartment doing him a favor. [Whoops, thinks Margo; that sounds like a sexual innuendo.] Might I ask who would ask Marc such an impertinent question. Are you his mother?
> I'm not Marc's mother. I'm his ex-wife. But .... who might YOU be??
> [Margo is conflicted between telling the truth--that she's Margo, Marc's neighbor, house-sitting for the day--OR , behaving mischieviously, and taking on the identity of Marc's stirrup-/crotchless-wearing girlfriend.] I'm Marc's new girlfriend. Pleased to meet you, wifey.
The conversation takes weeks to unfold, the author being constrained by 3 comic strip panels per day. But the slow burn inflames my ypung, naive imagination. Margo finds herself in the middle of a love triangle, Since it's 1983, the storyline resolves itself in a "Let's be mature adults, and handle this divorce in a sophisticated manner."
But the catfight possibities are lurking just beneath the surface.
What if the ex-wife decides it's "too soon" for Marc to be dating, never mind hosting overnight sleepover dates.
What if the sexy new girlfriend finds out that Margo has invaded her underwear drawer?
And impersonated her on the fucking telephone?

Margo wonders if she has accidentally set herself on a catfight collision course with Marc's girlfriend.
And if she has, who would win.
I masturbated everyday to the thought of a Margo catfight with Marc's stirrup-wearing girlfriend.
Each dressed in crotchless underwear.
I'm so fucking horny.
I pick up the phone.
I call Mr Harris's Rhode Island phone number.
Please answer, Mrs Harris.
Shit, no answer.
The answering machine beeps.
"Mrs Harris, it's Anne. I'm in Albany. I just fucked your husband's brains out. Fuck you, bitch."
I hang up.
To be continued.....