** Was playing around on YOUTUBE the other day and stumbled across an old WWE moment when Eric Bischoff did the whole 3 Minute Warning Gimmick thing with numerous people, including the most famous, HLA Moment with two women doing the so called Hot Lesbo Action when he interupted them to a chorus of boos and let them know their show went on a bit too long, like 3 Minutes and had his goons easily destroy the HLA babes in quick fashion, so I decided to do my own version just the fun of it.
HLA VS THE BIG GOONS
Through 4 matches on this night, the biggest "Oh Yes" moment the fans had was seeing 2 bimbo like babes, Bubbles and Bambi, clad in tops that showed lots of boobage, way too short miniskirts, and white ugg boots, doing some sexy suggested dancing for both the fans and themselves as the two sexy babes were getting really close to each other, grinding their crotches close, rubbing their chests against each other , and coming real close to almost kissing, but did not to tease the fans, as each appearance between the matches seemed to get more suggestive.
Would they really go full crotch to crotch?, would they real mush their boobs together?, would they really kiss and if so , would they use deep tongue or not?, the fans really wanted to see how far they would go, however, as they stood side by side in another sexy way, looking like it might go further, the familiar music of the GM played, distracting the beauties from their entertainment ways as the crowd loudly boo'd the already hated GM as he came out with his shit eating hated grin he always had on his face.
The HLA babes stood confused as he made his way to the ring as his music stopped their music and once in the ring, he confronted the Ladies, throwing them off guard as he told them they were well worth the money he paid for their entertainment between match services as the fans still boo'd loudly, not trusting his weasel ass 1 bit.
The fans, knew him way too well, unlike the busty entertainers doing their HLA performance and as he continued to pretend to praise them, a hush fell from the crowd as a new heel tag team, The Big Goons, Mauler & Terror headed to the ring and so far the 2 massively large men, has had 2 matches in the fed, their debut, they MASSCRED two guys, and in match 2, they faced 4 guys and MASSACRED them as badly as they did just the two guys in their debut match, the Big Goons by the way were managed by who else, the scumbag GM.
Despite all the fans trying to warn them, the HLA babes were too rapt up in hearing the GM praise them as the Big Goons made quick haste to the ring and then in it where they stood behind the unaware praise thanking beauties as the crowd's warnings still fell on deaf ears of the HLA twosome until the GM told them that even they did a great job, he felt that the fans were more than entertained now and their services would no longer be needed any further , well maybe for just 1 more thing.
Hearing just 1 more thing and seeing the GM turn and leave, Bubbles and Bambi stood confused still completely unaware that the GM's 2 huge monsters were still lurking, but the HLA girls figured hey, who needs music and started dancing again, Bambi started forward away from the Goons, Bubbles however turned the other way, right into a huge Superkick from Terror and it was only when Bambi saw her counterpart fall past her onto the mat and look like she was put of it, did Bambi turn to see what the heck was going on behind her and that is when she saw the 2 big monster Goons standing there, eyeing her gorgeous body up.
Bambi wasted no time in after seeing the Goons, did she try to run away and out of the ring, but Mauler was on her before she reached the ropes and grabbed her back by her hair as Terror laughed a menacing laugh as did the hated GM on the outside bringing on further elevated loud boos as Bambi screamed in fear.
Mauler with little effort, bench pressed Bambi full press over his head and even with Bambi kicking anything loose frantically, Mauler kept control with ease as he 4 times, made Bambi scream very loudly as 4 times he actually ran with the frightened blonde towards the ropes and moved slightly so she believed he was going to toss her out of the ring and who knows how many rows into the crowd, all her screams of fear did was make all 3 despicable lowlifes laugh harder as the boos continued to rain down on them.
With poor Bambi still in total fear after not being tossed into the crowd 4 times, Terror told Mauler "Give her here" and with that, Mauler tossed Bambi towards Terror, who caught Bambi on his big broad shoulders and fell down to the mat with her in a huge Samoan Drop, Bambi just like upon hitting the mat looked completely out cold as she lay there like a dead slug, as did Bubbles who still was out from the Superkick.
The GM got back into the ring and nodded his approval with his shit eating smile still on his face and slapped the shoulder area of Mauler in a very non-threatening way, more like an order like slap and with that, Mauler went top rope as Terror dragged Bubbles over to Bambi and placed her so Bubbles's crotch was buried on top of Bambi's face with Bubbles' face was firmly also buried in Bambi's crotch and once arrogantly but exotically stacked, the GM just pointed his finger towards the HLA Hotties and down with a huge top rope Splash came the massive Mauler, crushing the hot babes, who even from the impact, were way too out to even move an inch as the boos were now super loud.
Mauler put a foot on the ass of Bubbles to further bury her crotch smothering down onto Bambi's face while Terror planted a foot down on the back of Bubbles' head to further have Bubbles get smother by Bambi's crotch as the GM, knelt down with the mic in 1 hand and with the other hand and still with his hated grin, slapped his hand on the mat, SLOWLY, 10 times as the boos came nonstop and although not an official match, after the 10 count pin, he happily raised the arms of his Goons, declaring them the winners as the HLA babes remained completely motionless.
