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« Last post by Erin Lee on Today at 07:18:08 PM »
(Before i get into it i'd just like to congratulate Lauren on an excellent prologue)
Lying on my deck soaking up the rays, my mind wandered back to roughly a year ago when i purchased this bungalow. I knew there was someone else looking to buy it but i offered more than they could afford and captured my prize. I found out, quite quickly it has to be said that this other person was called Lauren. Now for some reason this Lauren took me buying said bungalow as a personal affront almost like i bought it out of spite when in fact nothing could have been further from the truth. I bought it because of its location and ambiance. This however didn't wash with Lauren.
The day i moved in Lauren stormed into MY bungalow and got in my face, demanding if you will that i hand over the bungalow to her. Well that wasn't about to happen for two reasons, firstly i bought it fair and square and secondly even if i had been willing, she didn't have the money to recompense me. This didn't go down well with Lauren, she wanted to fight and started prodding my shoulder with her index finger. What she didn't know is that i was and am no stranger to wrestling and fighting and after a longish battle i locked her up in a rear naked choke combined with a body scissors. Tough girl this Lauren, she just wouldn't give up, so, a nice long facesit put the outcome of said fight beyond doubt, more so when i heaved her body over the railings into the lagoon that is the last i heard from her.
So that brings me to today, lying in the sun, my body turning a very fetching shade of brown, a nice long glass of something chilled on the table by my side and my current book The Bookshop Below by Georgina Summers on my lap.
The last person i'm expecting to see today, or any day come to that is Lauren, but i hear some shouting and it doesn't sound too friendly, i take off my shades and look down towards the beach and do you know what i saw on the beach? yep it was a bitch on the beach and that bitch is none other than that Lauren and she's heading in my directiojn, she doesn't look very happy.
I sigh and ease myself off my lounger and go to the top of my walkway. Looking down said walkway i say loudly enough for Lauren to hear.."If you have any sense you'll stop right there cos if you step foot on my walkway there will be another fight and i'll take you out one more time"...will she listen? somehow i doubt it
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