As Kate and I roll through the muck and mud we become concerned about the amount of hair that is being tossed into the thorny rose bushes. We mutually decide that losing a bit more skin would be better for now so we start in on clawing each other's face, leaving the center free so we can talk. "Fucking whore! Dirty skank!" and other pleasantries. Meanwhile a new tension has developed. The infernal Stormbolt i-pod has started to moan in French. Geoff the old man censor has now <Censored> the moaning much to the i=pods annoyance. The song is now one long <Bleep> Geoff did this because moaning is dirty, but FRENCH moaning must be filthy because, well, it's FRENCH. The I pod displays and angry face emoji on it's little screen. Geoff stares at the emoji. The emoji stares back. The bleep ends. Geoff waits, his finger of the censor button as a little spinning circle forms ot the tiny screen,,,then..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU&list=RD1qN72LEQnaU&start_radio=1 Geoff is powerless. There anre no words to bleep at least not for awhile. and they're just hamsters. Gerbils now gerbils...oh yeah and wombats. of course but hamsters? Geoff gives up in disgust.
Kate and I however are not giving up. we're still clawing at the sides of our faces. We decide the the centers need attention also. In keep with Kate's romantic mood we kiss. The kind with teeth in it. We each capture a lip in siad teeth and pull back. I got her lower lip and she has my upper. We stretch them out and shake our heads. Kate snarls at me as we free out lips from each other's teeth. "YOU DIRTY CONCUBINE>>>WHAT THE FUCK?" That last is because i rudely lunged in while she was talking and bit her nose.
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