THE RETURN OF THE DARK SIDE

[Jebediah Morningside]

Well the promoter has made it all about our opponents, not allowing Carmen and I to even have entrance music as we come to the ring.  We walk out silently given no fanfare in our latex bikinis, I wear a black one with a Cuban flag between my breasts with "Caliente Y Loca", and a black latex bikini bottom with Cuban flag on my butt with "Caliente Y Loca" written across it.

Carmen walks next to me wearing a similar outfit but with a Venezuelan flag.  The ring announcer doesn't even announce us.  I wonder if the referee will be this bias too.  We enter the ring and wait as the announcer is all ready to announce our opponents  

What referee?
{Sits munching popcorn and watches the match}

-JM

[Gail Fights]

Well the promoter has made it all about our opponents, not allowing Carmen and I to even have entrance music as we come to the ring.  We walk out silently given no fanfare in our latex bikinis, I wear a black one with a Cuban flag between my breasts with "Caliente Y Loca", and a black latex bikini bottom with Cuban flag on my butt with "Caliente Y Loca" written across it.

Carmen walks next to me wearing a similar outfit but with a Venezuelan flag.  The ring announcer doesn't even announce us.  I wonder if the referee will be this bias too.  We enter the ring and wait as the announcer is all ready to announce our opponents  

What referee?
{Sits munching popcorn and watches the match}

-JM

Thank you Mr. Morningside!   


Way to go LEXI!  Got her trapped in the corner already.  Work her over good.

[HlywdCatft]

Ive become a fan of caliente y loca as heels.  They are no longer the pushover jobbers when they do that.  They can actually use the fact that this is about promoting the darkside to their advantage.  They have nothing to lose and i think will play the spoiler to the darkside hype.  Not to discredit the darkside either, as if they were in boeings tag tournament the overall results could have been different.  But, eva and carmen please show your magic as heels and you got my vote and i am sure several others

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Way to go LEXI!  Got her trapped in the corner already.  Work her over good.

Hearing Lexi's partner call out to Lexi, I play possum for a second.  I see Lexi charge at me, but being the smallest woman in this match I have the advantage of easily ducking under Lexi as she charges.

No Holds Barred?

No referee??

Then I can do this!!

I send a boot up between Lexi's thighs kicking her hard in the crotch.

I laugh as the audience boos me


"Boo me all you want! We aren't going to lay down for these two bitches!"

[Michelle]

and why does anyone really care what some drama queen no value added fun killer has to say about me?

The answer is.....no one does

I love it when people judge me.....some even think their a jury......that's a hoot

Especially when they don't know me.....but.....I guess someone like that has to try and get known some way so lets come after me.....hilarious.......just hilarious......like anyone cares what you think of me

[Michelle]

thanks emmett....

let me find my dentures and my walker....

I also need a refill on my blood pressure medicine

[speed]

The Dark Side's going to whip ass in this one! I can't wait to see their opponents crawling around the floor begging for mercy. I hope Gail uses her superior tits to her advantage... Speed

[Michelle]

The "In the Dark Side".....

I say that very affectionately

[RedEnforcer]

Anyone else hear the strains of John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band? Anyone?

I'd like to see the Latinas put up a fight in this one.

[lexibabe]

(sorry for my little outburst yesterday guys, especially Lexi and Gail - as Hollywood said something like this could benefit us in the end)  

I see my partner Carmen laughing after kicking Lexi between her legs.  As Lexi is bent over, I quickly run in and send a knee lift to her face sending her onto her back  
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my knee sends  carmen reeling back to a coner.being cautious. i approach slowly....then reaching out with my right hand.grabing a handfull of hair.....and begin to pull her away from the coner..then i make the mistake of turning my head looking over at gail.. the dirty bitch takes advantage nailing  me in the kitty with a kick.oofph i groan releasing carmens hair doubling over...then in a blur eva rushes in to the ring  taking advantage lifting a knee to my face..
falling on my back  .hands to my face... now it's eva's and carmens turn for a mistake.. as they high five and gloat...raiising my right leg i send a kick at carmen's left knee...then  try and make my way back  to our coner   yt

[greek007]

the dark side wins : gail has that ''killer'' look (and body  )

[RedEnforcer]

the dark side wins : gail has that ''killer'' look (and body  )

  Like I don't??   

I thought that's why they call you the Cuban Assassain.

[Michelle]

WOW!...I haven't seen that trick since the great tag team of Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton!

That's what I'm talkin about

[Michelle]

I feel sorry for the cigar......

Its a shame to waste a good Cuban.........cigar that is

[RedEnforcer]

WOW!...I haven't seen that trick since the great tag team of Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton!

That's what I'm talkin about

  I stuck it "there" first for extra flavor 

Damn

[RedEnforcer]